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| The_Baron #981239 5 months ago |
Derpy Hooves: Muffin Whisperer |
| CallMeAl #981303 5 months ago |
"She tells me you molested her. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"It's a muffin, Derpy. I was going to eat it before you barged in and started yelling at me." "Aha! So you admit it! I'll see to it that you're never allowed near a muffin ever again! Poor muffin, so innocent...so light and fluffy..." "Uh, Derpy?" "Yeah" "You just bit into it." "So?" |
| Psychopomf #981388 5 months ago |
We would like to remind you that your muffin cannot talk.
And if it does, please disregard its advice. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #981393 5 months ago |
The muffin will never threaten to stab you. |
| Spindizzy #981434 5 months ago |
And, in fact, cannot speak. |
| Zancrow #981638 5 months ago |
What's that, muffin? Kill them all? Good idea! |
| Gundlach #981771 5 months ago |
"Tell me your secrets oh great and powerful muffin." |
| coyotecrow4 #981812 5 months ago |
please someone run with this "Companion Muffin" idea. |
| Anonymous #983059 5 months ago |
"She was doing what with a carrot?" |
| Xuncu #984073 5 months ago |
"burn all the things?" |
| Anonymous #985552 5 months ago |
"Drop stuff on Twilight?" |
| Anonymous #1249539 3 months ago |
Now make Carrot Top do that with a carrot! |