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| Anonymous #980351 5 months ago |
Derpy makes getting bills not so bad. |
| Jackarunda #980356 5 months ago |
I'd get all the bills if I could see Derpy everyday. |
| Aggressively-Pastel #980430 5 months ago |
NEITHER·SNOW·NOR·RAIN·NOR·HEAT·NOR·GLOOM·OF·NIGHT·STAYS·THESE·COURIERS·FROM·THE·SWIFT·COMPLETION·OF·THEIR·APPOINTED·ROUNDS
Don't ask us about: * Collisions with Town Hall * The Sugar Cube Corner Incident * Dragons * Accidental mail carrier electrocution * The Sugar Cube Corner Incident * Lightning strikes on property * Postal strikes due to muffin shortages * The Sugar Cube Corner Incident |
| Anonymous #980436 5 months ago |
Couriers...
New headcanon: Derpy's eyes are skewed because she took a 9mm round to the face. Someone write epic fic. |
| Anonymous #980438 5 months ago |
But anon! Why would anypony shoot Derpy in the face? |
| Psychopomf #980442 5 months ago |
*The near-Griffon war causing incident we can't legally talk about
*Any baked good's smell on parcels delivered *Messages delivered into private residences |
| Jackarunda #980444 5 months ago |
^ because the game was rigged from the start.. ? |
| Anonymous #980447 5 months ago |
...Well played Jack. |
| Anonymous #980453 5 months ago |
I thought Love Letter was our courier.
Derpy would be more hilarious though. |
| John #981889 5 months ago |
Derpy is best pony. |
| Anonymous #982911 5 months ago |
John speaks the truth, for he is wise. |