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| Anonymous #975998 5 months ago |
go on... |
| Anonymous #976120 5 months ago |
An earth pony and a unicorn walk into a bar.
The pegasus flies over it. |
| Psychopomf #976253 5 months ago |
Any griffons in the audience tonight?
I'll speak slower! |
| dzamie #977031 5 months ago |
A unicorn asks a pegasus if she knows what kind of jokes she'll tell that night.
The pegasus replies "nah, I'll just wing it!" |
| Anonymous #977501 5 months ago |
What do you call an earth pony with a horn? The brass section. |
| Anonymous #977518 5 months ago |
But enough with the racial jokes. You ever wonder why nopony runs against the Mayor in any of the elections? Well with a name like that, what would the poor thing do if she lost? |
| Anonymous #977816 5 months ago |
What do an editor and a proctologist have in common?
They both look for plot holes! |
| Anonymous #979047 5 months ago |
Anonymous #977518: You call these pony racial jokes? THIS is a pony racial joke! "A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?'" |
| Captain_Carnation #979199 5 months ago |
So Berry Punch walks into a bar. This isn't a joke, she has a terrible drinking problem.
Anyway, you remember how the Mysterious Mare-do-well was actually four ponies, right? I tell ya, I haven't seen that many ponies get into the same clothes since the Wonderbolts ran a train on Rainbow Dash. Oh, but I tease Dash. Because she's a filthy whore. And speaking of filthy, I see Spike out there in the audience. I don't think I'm going to ask why you haven't washed your crotch. Thank you and good night! |
| Anonymous #1421129 1 month ago |
She's no George Carlin. |