
| Psychopomf #975965 5 months ago |
Inner cynic = Scootaloo
Positive emotions due to MLP = Sweetie Belle and Applebloom Its true! |
| FuzzyFenrir #975967 5 months ago |
I don't think my inner cynic is quite as adorable as Scoots. |
| Anonymous #975989 5 months ago |
I grew up in the 90s, so my inner cynic is... !@#$ Daria |
| Anonymous #975999 5 months ago |
yuck |
| Lium #976004 5 months ago |
That's what I tell women.
(I frequently get arrested for sexual harrassment as a result.) |
| Anonymous #976028 5 months ago |
@#976004
You are probably ugly. When attractive people do it it's called agressive flirting and is pretty much legit. |
| AppleDash #976031 5 months ago |
I hate myself for how cynical I have become over the last year, but at least I can still enjoy this. |
| Lium #976037 5 months ago |
I was joking, I've never been arrested for sexual harassment.
(Only rape and murder.) |
| zanzibar #976173 5 months ago |
This is what my little brothers do to me when I get mad at them.
That's why I have to punch my pillows in impotent hatred every night before I go to sleep. |
| Anonymous #976222 5 months ago |
@#976037
>not arsony and jay-walking Conformist. |