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| CogWeaver #973846 5 months ago |
THAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION. |
| Anonymous #973850 5 months ago |
this is a new meme
. . . nope it's just chuck testa |
| Anonymous #973867 5 months ago |
"I am the destruction of all things innocent, Twilight Sparkle. I am here to destroy your innocence, and everything pure in your heart, soul, and body. I might also be here to hear a story from Cheerilee." |
| Anonymous #973873 5 months ago |
10 party
20 goto 10 |
| HeinousActsZX #973888 5 months ago |
I love you anon2 |
| Anonymous #973892 5 months ago |
What are you talking to Twilight?
There is nothing there. |
| Anonymous #973901 5 months ago |
I love you too Heinous.
I should really get a name, but namefagging is so yesterday. |
| Takashi_0 #973906 5 months ago |
An abomination!
STAND ASIDE LADY SPARKLE, WE WILL DEAL WITH THIS MONSTROSITY. |
| ponypikachu #973908 5 months ago |
it's head kinda looks bread shapped |
| HeinousActsZX #973920 5 months ago |
Aww, anon, sweetie, don't be like that!
We could be great friends! |
| Anonymous #973922 5 months ago |
I AM THE MOUTHPIECE OF THE GREATER ANONS, HEINOUS, IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY. WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER. IF YOU EVER CRAVE MY COMPANIONSHIP, LOOK TO THE VAST TUBES OF THE INTERNET. I WILL BE THERE. |
| HeinousActsZX #973938 5 months ago |
But we could have a forbidden love!
We can bind ourselves together in our secret! |
| Anonymous #973940 5 months ago |
I DON'T EVEN HAVE GENITALIA. I AM A DISEMBODIED VOICE.
We could have phone sex though. |
| ZePassionateOne #973945 5 months ago |
@Anon922, Heinous:
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| Anonymous #973952 5 months ago |
Oh lawd. |
| HeinousActsZX #973983 5 months ago |
I want in.
Start now. |
| CogWeaver #973992 5 months ago |
This thread went from a slightly creepy looking picture to an absolutely creepy shipping exchange in insane record time.
I...I need to go lie down... |
| HeinousActsZX #974002 5 months ago |
I think we broke Coggy. |
| Anonymous #974036 5 months ago |
Fuck every anon, Heinous.
You fuck one of us, you fuck all of us. My body is ready. Make sure CogWeaver is watching. |
| ZePassionateOne #974053 5 months ago |
Get on with it!
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| HeinousActsZX #974064 5 months ago |
Okay, anon.
You ready? I take off my shirt... And put on a sweater, because it's very cold. |
| Bailey_Sweet #974076 5 months ago |
And then the comments were completely derailed. |
| HeinousActsZX #974085 5 months ago |
Then I walk over to where you're standing, take your hands in mine and start salsa dancing with you. |
| ZePassionateOne #974094 5 months ago |
And then outta nowhere...a Mexican fiesta!
ARRIBA! |
| Anonymous #974096 5 months ago |
My ethereal miasma of not-named-ness embraces you, then trips you because all anons are shitty dancers. |
| HeinousActsZX #974106 5 months ago |
After I pick myself up, I see a fly on your face and scream, "AAAAAA! FLY!"
Then I punch you in the face in an attempt to rid your face of the fly. |
| Anonymous #974113 5 months ago |
You've struck my pressure point! I have ten seconds to live. Wat do? |
| HeinousActsZX #974115 5 months ago |
I inject you with a stimpack.
I silently realize that this is a terrible way to start a relationship. |
| Anonymous #974130 5 months ago |
I get Stimpack sickness because fucking game mechanics, and proceed to be crushed under the weight of all my gear- Wait! I'm just miasma! All that shit falls to the ground. I proceed to tackled you and force my ethereal ethereal-ness down your throat. |
| HeinousActsZX #974148 5 months ago |
The ethereal ethereal-ness is not quite as tasty as I imagined.
I wonder if perhaps I'm moving too quickly with my new partner as my body becomes consumed by the mist. |
| Anonymous #974165 5 months ago |
It doesn't work: Your namefaggotry prevents you from reverting back to being an anon. Now I'm being digested and this is playing out like my least fucking favorite fetish. God, I spend all day bashing vore and here I am being bathed in acid.
At least I'm incorporeal. Bloop! Out your bellybutton I go. |
| HeinousActsZX #974174 5 months ago |
I stare at my navel, thanking the fact that I'm an outie.
I look up at you, wondering what odd craziness you're going to attempt next. |
| Anonymous #974192 5 months ago |
I become a toaster. |
| HeinousActsZX #974202 5 months ago |
I put the toaster on my head and say, "All toasters toast toast!"
I imagine I'm the captain of a toaster plane. |
| Anonymous #974210 5 months ago |
MY HEATING ELEMENT BURNS AS HOT AS THE SUN, I AM SO FUCKING HOT YOU CATCH ON FIRE! ON FIRE!!!
IF MY FILAMENT WERE JUST A LITTLE BIGGER, I WOULD BATHE THE WORLD IN HELLFIRE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
| HeinousActsZX #974250 5 months ago |
My red hair completely burns away as I am engulfed in flames.
As I lie on the ground dying, I wonder what I did to make my anonfriend so upset. |
| Anonymous #974265 5 months ago |
Ding! Toast is ready! Wait, shit. My bad.
I cast Holy and banish the flames of hellfire from your body. |
| HeinousActsZX #974279 5 months ago |
Saddened by the erratic behavior of my friend, I give you a big hug, charred clothes and all. |
| Anonymous #974296 5 months ago |
I can't help it! You should know better than to sit near a nuclear fusion toaster when its doing its thing.
I trust the toast is amazing? |
| HeinousActsZX #974306 5 months ago |
The toast is fantastic.
Okay, anon. Bedtime for me. Thanks for doing this silly thing with me. Good bye! |
| HeinousActsZX #974307 5 months ago |
Oh wait, I forgot.
Kiss kiss. Okay, good night! |
| Anonymous #974309 5 months ago |
Goodnight, sweet prince. |
| CogWeaver #974536 5 months ago |
1 hour past, should be enough time to make sure that NO ONE ELSE WILL BE IN THIS THREAD.
Good thing I was off at FiMFiction readin' funnies. ...but then I had to come back and read how this went...[/sarcasm] I don't think I'll ever look at another Anon or Heinous the same way ever again. *shudders* |
| Ggrizzly #975510 5 months ago |
How fitting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ljjOTbLjg |
| Anonymous #989431 5 months ago |
"I am so cute! I have no idea why all those other guys are hating me!"
"I'm being as cute as I can" |
| Anonymous #1002644 5 months ago |
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. |
| Mugen_Kagemaru #1104757 4 months ago |
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| Rainbow_Dude #1146843 4 months ago |
...a Dictionary? |
| Anonymous #1166991 3 months ago |
It appears to be part duck, based on that beak... |