
| kuren18 #972361 5 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's Review: My Little Pony: Read it and Weep. OOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! My Little SPOILERS! There's this pony, named Rainbow Dash! And she broke her wing on a crash landing! OH MY GOD theyve finally adapted an obscure fanamafiction! But it's OK, her friends take her to a hospital to get better! -I- went to a hospital once! They had me taking pills that made me feel all happy! So I ground a few down into little tiny pieces, And smoked them in the bathroom. Then I -really- felt happy! But I digress. So Rainbow Dash is really bored because she has to stay there for a few days! But Twilight Sparkle gave her a book to read! But at first she's like "Ew, books are for eggheads!" But then she reads it and it's a book about My Little Indiana freakin' Jones! And she gets so into it that she blows off her friends so she can keep reading it! But then one day she gets better, and the doctor kicks her out of the hospital! But she can't take the book with her! But she doesn't want to to Twilight's library to get her copy of the book because she doesn't want to admit that she liked the book and admit to being an egghead! So she does the only thing she can think of: Sneak into the hospital and steal it! -I- snuck into a hospital once! Hey, those pills took me to Equestria! I even got to ask Berry Punch out on a date! But I digress. So she starts reading the story again, but she gets caught, and has to run away from security! So she's running, and swinging ropes across rivers! But finally she's stopped in front of Twilight's library and she admits that she liked the book! But all the other ponies are like, "Ah, it's OK, no need to make a big deal about it!" So Twilight gives Rainbow Dash her copy of the book, and she finishes it! And then she starts reading the sequel! The end! So I really liked this episode! It taught me the joys of reading! Like reading those shipping fanfics I write about me getting together with Dərpy, Luna, and Berry Punch! This is Chester A. Bum saying, CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! Come on, I promise I'll use it to buy the Derring Do Books! |
| Blaze-Bolt #972377 5 months ago |
Am I the only one that went to the site to see if the Bum did the review? |
| Rodman #972383 5 months ago |
@Blaze-Bolt
No :/ |
| FuzzyFenrir #972390 5 months ago |
Daring-Do.
It's Daring-Do. I know it's Jarring, dude. But you have to Make-Do. |
| Psychopomf #972427 5 months ago |
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I have now found a glorious ship I must take upon myself to write or preach the word to inspire another Chester A. Bum x Berry Punch! OTP FOREVER! |
| Step-chan #973125 5 months ago |
Awesome! |