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CogWeaver
#961429
5 months ago

B-B-B-B-BLASPHEMY!

Mushi
#961445
5 months ago
now i cant die
WatermelonRat
#961446
5 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Raindrops
#961447
5 months ago
That is no heaven!
Drefsab
#961452
5 months ago
Sure doesn't sound like any sort of heaven I want to be a part of.
Anonymous
#961453
5 months ago
>that's what Christards actually believe

I have made peace with Allah. When I blow myself up in the American Embassy there will be 72 fillies in heaven for me.
Drefsab
#961457
5 months ago
^I lol'd
Anonymous
#961459
5 months ago
Well at least according to Catholic doctrine animals don't have souls so yes, if you go to Catholic heaven you'll have to leave all the ponies.
CogWeaver
#961477
5 months ago
#961457
even more reason to become MormonWHOOPS DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD!?

Sorry, no religious talk.
LorenzoP
#961478
5 months ago
Well, that is it: I am going to hell. If there aren't ponies there too, I will personally kill Satan.
CogWeaver
#961483
5 months ago
*459
gosh DAMMIT
HeinousActsZX
#961485
5 months ago
Good thing I plan on living forever!
LorenzoP
#961496
5 months ago
#961453
May i join you on your quest? We can take 20% more infidels if we go together...
Psychopomf
#961502
5 months ago
Then what religion must I follow to get to Equestria
YenaMuffin
#961516
5 months ago
So, will there be a Don Bluth film coming out called "All Ponies Go To Hell?"
Anonymous
#961517
5 months ago
@#961459

Did not the Pope revise the dogma to include all sentients just in case extra-terrestrials appear?
Kokopure
#961519
5 months ago
do plants go to heaven?

do you just NOT EAT in heaven?? man.
CogWeaver
#961540
5 months ago
I like Heinous's idea.

Who needs death when you have ponies!?

[insert image of sad grim reaper here]
Anonymous
#961541
5 months ago
I'm not going to heaven...
Anonymous
#961546
5 months ago
Nah, they were only discussing the possibility of aliens having souls. Animals are still without.
Warhammer3025
#961686
5 months ago
@961519
The Abrahamic faiths (muslim, jewish, christian) have an idea of heaven that is very different than the one portrayed in media (which is weird because most media comes from christian-oriented regions).

Heaven is not a place where you go and hang out with your relatives and friends after you die; it's more like a big... space where you go to simply exist in God's presence.
Anonymous
#961710
5 months ago
Geez, are we really arguing about ponies and Catholics?!

Look, guys, MLP is fantasy. Real ponies are nothing more than small horses.
Catholics can believe that ponies have a soul if it's a made up fantasy just for the fun of it.

I'm a Catholic and I think I know what I'm saying.
Anonymous
#961742
5 months ago
Let's leave it as "Heaven is a place where good people go where some good shit you can't explain or imagine with an earthly mind and words happens "
RepentantAnon
#961887
5 months ago
implying any of us are going to heaven :D
B2C
#961903
5 months ago
Lol, theists.
i1will2
#962090
5 months ago
Good thing I'm an atheist :D
FeralSocks018
#962346
5 months ago
But... are there ponies in Valhalla?
Fridge_Logic
#962358
5 months ago
The pic may be tasteful, but the discussion is not.
marston
#962360
5 months ago
^Agreed.
Anonymous
#962383
5 months ago
@#962346
Of course you r-tard! What do you think Vikings ride on battle?!
ThatCommieGuy
#962859
5 months ago
becuase there is no heaven, or hell... we all go to the same place... the grave.
Anonymous
#963320
5 months ago
I'll just believe,my own heaven exists. my relatives and my dog are waiting for me
Anonymous
#963377
5 months ago
pfft you mean you're too lazy to fly applejack up here aren't you rainbow dash? don't use that heaven excuse crap
Anonymous
#963563
5 months ago
That's supposed to be Rainbow Dash? I thought it was Applejack at first until I saw the cutie mark. All of John Joseco's humans have the exact same faces...
Anonymous
#963728
5 months ago
I WILL EVER NOW?
Vree
#964244
5 months ago
We are in this world tol learn how to love. When we do, we get into Heaven. But ponies already know all that...And that's why, there are no ponies in Heaven.

oh gawd what sort of 10 year old lessons am I spouting
Chipotle
#968650
5 months ago
Anonymous
#994597
5 months ago
Well they should start making some. RIGHT NOW!