
| MaverickVox #950776 5 months ago |
I learned that everything depends on what your definition of "is" is. |
| Anonymous #950780 5 months ago |
I did not have sexual relations with that pony. |
| NightJack #950810 5 months ago |
Umm, yes!
<_< >_> |
| Anonymous #950819 5 months ago |
"Oh, who's that pretty lady?" |
| Anonymous #950846 5 months ago |
I learned that 'love knows no boundaries' does have it's exceptions... |
| Cyanfunk #950889 5 months ago |
I learned that the media can make a good presidency seem irrelevant in comparison to FAMOUS PERSON HOOKER SEX. |
| ClownDicks #951502 5 months ago |
@Anon819
"Today, I learned that it doesn't matter if you can slide two feet, or even five or six feet. What's important is that you look cool no matter what!" |
| Xuncu #952183 5 months ago |
"If you're gonna do dumb shit, be and do funny things, not politically and religiously motivated wastes of time, money, and lives." |
| Anonymous #952485 5 months ago |
"Are you ready to contend with what's in my pants?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRq_GrXnCg0 |
| MackTheKnife #952501 5 months ago |
"Keep calm and blow on?" |