
| Anonymous #948994 5 months ago |
because you are |
| Anonymous #949007 5 months ago |
Because Seth. |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #949014 5 months ago |
because tsundere |
| Anonymous #949015 5 months ago |
^damn right, wise Anon. |
| teyman10 #949048 5 months ago |
less talking,more stripping! |
| Anonymous #949060 5 months ago |
Trixie'd be popular without Seth, just less forced. She's kind of adorable, and her train wreck of a life post-Boast Busters is just too much fun to watch. Not like we can create a portal to give her a hug -and she'd sooner stab you with her horn anyways- so all that's left to do is watch her squirm. |
| Saufsoldat #949087 5 months ago |
You can be both, Trixie. |
| Anonymous #949101 5 months ago |
D'awww, I actually feel bad now |
| Anonymous #949103 5 months ago |
Lol, just realized she's surrounded by money. |
| YenaMuffin #949127 5 months ago |
Well, Trixie, if you'd just shut your mouth up once in a while, no one would be trying to find other uses for it. |
| Anonymous #949134 5 months ago |
How did the "Stripsie" thing get started, anyway? |
| Anonymous #949159 5 months ago |
>implying people go to magician shows to see prestigitation tricks
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| Anonymous #949162 5 months ago |
Let's face it people. Magic is boring. |
| Anonymous #949163 5 months ago |
I watch it for the plot.
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| Anonymous #949168 5 months ago |
For my next trick I'll make you ejaculate without touching you... |
| Anonymous #949171 5 months ago |
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| AppleJackFrost #949176 5 months ago |
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| NotThatAnyoneCares #949201 5 months ago |
Actually, Trixie, you're a worthless, lying egomaniac that everyone seems to have fooled themselves into thinking is a good magician. But whatever floats your boat. |
| Anonymous #949248 5 months ago |
All good magicians are liars. That's what being a magician is all about! People even know this, they go to be fooled, and are impressed by the degree to which they can be tricked. |
| Anonymous #949315 5 months ago |
@NotThatAnyoneCares
You seem pretty bitter. Did a magician rape your dog when you were little? |
| aceofscarabs #949477 5 months ago |
@315
They might have sawn his dog in half and didn't know how to put the poor moggy back together. |
| Anonymous #949620 5 months ago |
^winrar |
| Anonymous #949780 5 months ago |
Oh Trixie. I had your canon but I like one depiction of you.
Tell anyone and I'll do terrible things to your remaining possessions. |
| Anonymous #949783 5 months ago |
hate* |
| Anonymous #949848 5 months ago |
But you ARE a magician. You're supposed to magically make peoples penises harder. Right? |
| Anonymous #950170 5 months ago |
780
>remaining possessions LOL, she lost everything. Also, let's be honest guys. Magicians are paid to blow things out of proportion and to be completely full of shit, so Trixie was just doing her job. And it's common practice to humiliate hecklers, and that's just what she did with Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash. I mean, they asked for it. If someone is performing on the street and you go up to them and say "HA I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT" then yeah you're going to embarrass yourself. Her stage persona is a huge annoying cunt, but she seemed halfway decent when she tried to stop the Ursa anyway, even knowing that she was indeed full of shit and had no idea how to handle it. If she were a really awful pony she would have run and let the thing kill probably dozens of ponies. |
| Anonymous #952214 5 months ago |
I don't buy this whole "it's all an act" thing so many people seem convinced of. Having a jerkass stage persona like that may make sense for humans, but as the episode showed you're not going to find much of an audience for it among ponies. In fact I doubt the concept of a stage magician even exists in Equestria. No one seemed to see her as an entertainer, just some random showoff who thinks she's better than other ponies (or in Snips and Snails case literally the greatest and most powerful unicorn in Equestria). There was no indication that they had paid to see her either, she probably just does it to boost her own ego and make herself look better than other ponies.
Also, why do people assume that just because her cart was smashed that means she lost everything? |
| Anonymous #952778 5 months ago |
The ponies watching the show got a huge kick out of her humiliating Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash. If you're being heckled, the only thing that stops it is making them shut up, because they're not going to shut up on their own. |
| Anonymous #953062 5 months ago |
@214
If she's putting on a free show, everyone has a choice whether they watch it or not. AJ, Rarity and Dash could have just left instead of ruining the show for everyone else. |
| Anonymous #954984 5 months ago |
I think the entire concept of a "magic show" is going to have different connotations in Equestria where magic actually exists and is an ability all unicorns possess, why else would the mane six immediately see her not as an entertainer but as a showoff who thinks she's better than other ponies just because of her magical talent? |
| Anonymous #956786 5 months ago |
Trixie seems more like a travelling storyteller than a magician. The profession was pretty widespread a long time ago, and Equestria seems on the cusp of industrial revolution. So it isn't far-fetched. |
| Anonymous #959640 5 months ago |
Shut up, you piece of meat. We're not paying you to talk. |
| teyman10 #971993 5 months ago |
show us some plot! |