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| Jackarunda #946058 5 months ago |
PFFFFFFFFFFFF XD |
| dragonSpike #946066 5 months ago |
I paused for about five seconds before I laughed. |
| TobiasKazama #946073 5 months ago |
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| Anonymous #946074 5 months ago |
I don't get it- American slang at play here? |
| Van_Horsing #946077 5 months ago |
....
HAH. |
| Kawa #946078 5 months ago |
Haha what |
| ZePassionateOne #946081 5 months ago |
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| Jackarunda #946083 5 months ago |
@074
The joke here is that he doesn't get it/he didn't say it right. The real joke, which doesn't work when written (only works when spoken) plays off the fact that "assaulted" (attacked for no reason, likely to happen in a bad part of town) sounds the same as "a salted" (it is a salted peanut; a peanut with salt on it). I know I'm going to be ninja'd. |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #946088 5 months ago |
He doesn't know how to deliver a joke. |
| Jackarunda #946095 5 months ago |
I had a friend from Serbia.
He'd get kind of unhappy whenever we'd mention the joke: "I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone" because obviously "spot" didn't occur to him as the generic dog name like it did to us. |
| AchingScaphoid #946100 5 months ago |
#946074
The joke is supposed to be something like this. Two peanuts are walking home through a rough part of town. The first one has an uneventful trip, but the other is a salted. In case you still don't get it, "a salted" sounds like "assaulted." |
| AchingScaphoid #946104 5 months ago |
No Jackarunda, you are the ninja. |
| Dumb_Rock #946106 5 months ago |
And then Jackarunda was a ninja. |
| BattleGT #946117 5 months ago |
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| Anonymous #946129 5 months ago |
^That's because Serbians don't laugh, especially when you accuse them for ethnic cleansing like you insensitive fuck. |
| Anonymous #946137 5 months ago |
Oh. Do'h. Yeah. thanks, Jackarunda, Scaphiod. |
| Hemidactylus_turcicus #946149 5 months ago |
@#946095
Wait... you told that joke to a Serb? Did you even think how offensive that was before you open your mouth and spit him on the face with it? |
| Anonymous #946157 5 months ago |
@#946095
Whoah! Not cool man! |
| Anonymous #946183 5 months ago |
Jackarunda is worst turk!
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| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #946212 5 months ago |
Oh god... oh... Delicious! |
| Karadros #946594 5 months ago |
Well, I laughed. |
| Vree #946819 5 months ago |
Actually, I could see Ice Pack suffer from the same problem as the ones who didn't get the joke - he's a foreigner, so he has no idea how the pun-chline was supposed to play out. |
| Scumbag_Crowley #946993 5 months ago |
A group of trouble-makers walk into a fish and chip shop. Three fish got battered. |
| WhirringGears #947161 5 months ago |
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the wheel?" Pirate says, "Haar, it's touching my balls!" Real punchline: "Haar, it's drivin' me nuts!" |
| Dysons_Fear #948070 5 months ago |
A snail goes into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve snails," picks him up and throws him out the window. Three days later the snail returns. He asks the bartender "What did you do that for?!" |
| MrMarshmallow #951518 5 months ago |
A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get hammered, go home and abuse his wife and children. |
| Anonymous #951873 5 months ago |
A man and another man who is black walks into a bar and I HATE MINORITIES
oh god oh god how do i remove this oh god i am not good with computer |
| Anonymous #967002 5 months ago |
ZWEI PEANUTS WERE WALKING DOWN DER STRASSE |
| Homfrog #967941 5 months ago |
A dyslexic man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
No one notices his condition. |
| Anonymous #991672 5 months ago |
#518
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| Anonymous #991679 5 months ago |
Oh God, I'm going to go brush my teeth now |