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| Anonymous #941861 5 months ago |
I can do that. |
| HeinousActsZX #941862 5 months ago |
Sure!
I love reading aloud! |
| Dumb_Rock #941865 5 months ago |
*hours later*
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| JP #941869 5 months ago |
That's a very long book, but yes I'll read it to you. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #941875 5 months ago |
I just realized that she is just a head and *arms* resting on the side of a book.
She has no body to call her own. |
| Dragoon #941890 5 months ago |
I can't read out loud very good, so it's best for me not to |
| NightJack #941891 5 months ago |
Dang, not one had a heart attack yet... |
| Anonymous #941902 5 months ago |
Dumb_Rock lol |
| rafasilva #941963 5 months ago |
You want me to read the Telephone Book???? |
| Celestias_Servant #942021 5 months ago |
Sure. Just hand it over, Twi. |
| marioandsonic #942092 5 months ago |
D'awwwwwwww...
Okay, sure. |
| 441 #942185 5 months ago |
I'LL READ THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
I mean... Of course! |
| FeralSocks018 #942262 5 months ago |
"Lady Hoofings slowly untied the the barmare's silk nightgown. The sudden contact of the cold winter air made Honey Cream shiver, but it was more out of anticipation than lack of warmth. Her breath hot and heavy, Hoofings moved her hand downward, at a torturously slow pace..."
This is not a book for children. |
| Anonymous #942416 5 months ago |
Hand?
Well , what happens next. |
| Anonymous #942554 5 months ago |
ok sure ^-^
*CUPCAKES* FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| DoctorDreidal #942673 5 months ago |
Sure; you look a tad young for Jack London's work, but what the heck. |
| Anonymous #943664 5 months ago |
Quantum Mechanical Analysis of Unicorn Magic, 7th Edition? Okay, but I'm not doing the exercises for you. |
| doc_steedly #943962 5 months ago |
I would read books to those adorable little eyes and ears until I could no longer breath. How could you say no to that little filly-face! |
| MackTheKnife #944244 5 months ago |
Sure, I'll read read you *looks at title* War and Peace...
Umm... how about we read Dr. Seuss huh. |
| Nomadic_FeralSocks #945545 5 months ago |
Lady Hoofings reveals that her first name is Lyra. |
| Dsoff #952658 5 months ago |
Sure! Ahem. "Once upon a time i died. And i lived happily ever after. The end." |
| Anonymous #959519 5 months ago |
^^ Blackjack, you missed to mention some many whiskie bottles that was a reason to live happily. |
| Psychopomf #959538 5 months ago |
"As the eldritch Princess of the Darkest Hours called her devoted cultist to her pleasure chamber, the young violet pegasus quivered with fear and adoration. Slowly she began to pull her toward the waiting huntress, hungry in her perverse lusts, with alicorn magics stronger than even the bonds of fate-"
This.... This doesn't belong in a library This doesn't belong ANYWHERE |
| superichigo #963750 5 months ago |
Sure thing!
TS: YAY! *jumps in to lap* What've we got? DREAMCATCHER By Stephen King, an excellent choice TS: Thank you! |
| Draconequus #963756 5 months ago |
""Oh, I must help you Teletubbies."
"Prodfessor" said Laa-Laa, "first, teach us how to adult!" Snape nooded in agreement. He, wth his wondrous magic wand created a giant bed, and some wine and cheese to acompany this iluustrious wisdom moment. "Teletubbies, lay her with me, I'll teach you how to be a man. Oh, but you Poo, aren't ready yet. You are too young baby. Stay here in the corner and play with you small hose." and Poo got sad, but neverthless, he did what Snpe said and watched the others while they got teached." Waaaaaaiiiitt... a minute... |
| AppleJackFrost #963759 5 months ago |
Did I really miss that in the movie thing? |
| vision #1125683 4 months ago |
ok... this is the divine comedy, i got a game for it |