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| Punctuation #939031 5 months ago |
! |
| Anonymous #939048 5 months ago |
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| IpersonallylikedCupcakes #939059 5 months ago |
My english teacher has that book.
I fucking hate my english teacher. |
| segfault #939072 5 months ago |
¡ |
| StonerSunshine #939194 5 months ago |
@059 I have that although I'm not your English teacher |
| Xuncu #939564 5 months ago |
It's based on a joke:
A panda is horny and somehow manages to get a prostitute. While he's going down orally on her, she interrupts him, expecting money up front. The panda asks what's wrong, and the girl says she's a prostitute. Being a fucking panda, she hands him a dictionary, and he looks it up: "Performs sexual acts for money." The panda relaxes, and replies "Oh, that's OK, I'm a panda." The woman, having no knowledge of what a panda is, so much that she confused it for a humand and had sex with him, takes the dictionary and looks it up: "Panda: eats shoots and leaves." (ie: eats her out, cums/pulls out a gun, then leaves) |