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| Anonymous #938228 5 months ago |
...Turn ponies into a landscape/skyline...
Okay, get me a lawn mower, hedge clippers, bricks, mortar, a construction crew, and a whole lotta ladies to make catcalls at. |
| NightJack #938254 5 months ago |
^ I'm sorry but we are low on ladys to make catcalls to, but we have an all female construction crew and guys they can make catcalls at, will that work? |
| PowerToole #938267 5 months ago |
@228
No! No... Oh, it's like on one of those stories where the protagonist makes a wish and it comes true but it ends up not being what he wanted. Like in that episode of The X Files where Mulder found a genie. No, what I want is to get science working on merging our reality with the pony universe. Generation 4, Friendship Is Magic, by the way! I know I have to be specific... |
| CogWeaver #938290 5 months ago |
^Okay, if that's as specific as you wanna be...
We gotta merge our reality with their reality. That means Human-equine hybrids, that means our planets colliding and smashing each other to bits, that means Pres. Obama sleeping with Celestia! GET TO WORK ON IT, SCIENCE! |
| SteveCharb #938305 5 months ago |
More skyscrapers in "MLP:FiM". Got it! |
| PowerToole #938315 5 months ago |
Oh, no! What have I done?!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Oh, wait. I haven't done anything. Actually, I get back all my letters to the scientific community. According to my mailman it's because "science" is not an acceptable address, but I know there's a conspiracy going on... |
| CogWeaver #938327 5 months ago |
They're all out to get you, PowerToole
Don't trust anyone. Don't trust your mailman Don't trust your relatives Don't trust your little dog either Run. |
| PowerToole #938339 5 months ago |
Got it!
Thanks, CogWeav... wait am minute... Why should I trust you? |
| CogWeaver #938386 5 months ago |
>.>
Shoot, he's onto us guys! Abort the mission! ABORT. THE. MISSION! |
| PowerToole #938405 5 months ago |
And how did you know I have a mailman?
This gun is just a picture, but it could be real, and it could be pointing at you. So you better start talking... |
| CogWeaver #938491 5 months ago |
I...I heard you say it!
PowerToole said: I swear I know nothing! My boss doesn't give away information to his employees! Please don't make that image of a gun real and then point it at me! I...I can tell you his name though! It's Dr. ActsZX! Dr. HeinousActsZX! P-Please! That's all I know! |
| PowerToole #938534 5 months ago |
Oh, your boss is giving you more information than you realize. You see, I do have a dog, but he's not little. My dog is not little at all.
You had a piece of misinformation there. A half truth. Every bit of information you have has been altered by Dr. ActsZX. The point is, everything you know is a lie, starting from your belief that your boss is not giving you any information. You said so yourself: Don't trust anyone. And as you said, I should run. You should run too. HeinousActsZX already knows you spilled the beans. |
| Anonymous #945176 5 months ago |
WANT! |