
| rafasilva #927916 5 months ago |
I think that MLP Fim could improve a lot in quality if they put monkeys in the show |
| ZeroJanitor #927918 5 months ago |
YouTube's secret is 7:18. |
| Anonymous #927919 5 months ago |
I HAVE A CRUSH ON RARITY!
Damn it |
| PhilSrobeighn #927921 5 months ago |
Only if you hold them over your face on a rectangle. |
| BlazBrony #927925 5 months ago |
I liek BlazBlue |
| Anonymous #927926 5 months ago |
I love Applejack...wait that's not a secret, it's well known |
| Anonymous #927927 5 months ago |
I'm bisexual and I like bondage. |
| itsme #927931 5 months ago |
i have a tickle fetish |
| NightJack #927938 5 months ago |
I'm not really a mad scientist, I'm a CRAZY SCIENTIST! |
| Psychopomf #927942 5 months ago |
I actually like Lil Miss Rarity's drawing style.
And want Octavia porn. And secretly want to be good enough at art to do an Ask Tumblr And... |
| PowerToole #927950 5 months ago |
I like to be bitten and scratched during lovemaking. |
| Mushi #927951 5 months ago |
i used to eat erasers |
| Drefsab #927956 5 months ago |
I have a thing for Rarity and Applejack, both humanized and non-humanized.
I secretly enjoy humanized Applemac pics. |
| CogWeaver #927958 5 months ago |
I...I...I-I...
AUGH! I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE! OKAY, IsecretlythinkthatpeoplewhocloptoponiesorshiptheminsamesexrelationshipsareweirdbutIdontwanttobemeanorseemunfairandwanttoremainunbiasedandhelpfulandnicetoeveryonebecauseIjustwantallofusbroniestogetalongbutitstillpainsmeontheinsidetohearaboutpeoplewhodothosethingseventhoughitdoesntpainmeasmuchasitdoestohearaboutpeoplearguingoverthingslikethatasifanyonewasactuallypreventingthemfromlivinghowtheywanttoliveand...and...I...guess that's it... ... *goes to go cry in the corner* |
| ZeroJanitor #927969 5 months ago |
#927927 stole my secret. |
| Zancrow #927974 5 months ago |
I like trains :| |
| Jackarunda #927975 5 months ago |
*laughs derisively* |
| CogWeaver #927982 5 months ago |
@Zancrow
Oh NONONOWAI-- *Gets run over by train* |
| Dragoon #927983 5 months ago |
I idolizes the Ponibooru Cru Favers like how Scootaloo idolizes Rainbow Dash, it's the truth. |
| Some_Anon #927988 5 months ago |
I enjoy Whose Line, I have read rape porn and almost vomited and I think Canada is cool. |
| Solitude #927997 5 months ago |
Alright but Pinkiepromise you won't tell anyone!
<.< >.> I really like watching My Little Pony. |
| CogWeaver #928006 5 months ago |
@Solitude
Le GASP!SCANDALOUS!! |
| Mushi #928013 5 months ago |
i used to like applejack better than you |
| superichigo #928017 5 months ago |
Sorry TS, I can't do that. |
| Solitude #928022 5 months ago |
@ CogWeaver Don't judge me! I was once like you...But the ponies...the ponies! *sob* |
| PowerToole #928037 5 months ago |
This thread:
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| CranialHeartache #928038 5 months ago |
I masturbate on the recliner sometimes, in the living room. |
| Punslinger #928044 5 months ago |
@solitude No! You will burn, ye... Pony Watcher! Raaaaaaaah |
| Punslinger #928046 5 months ago |
Also, I don't really SLING PUNS! I'm a disgrace to my naaaaaaaame!
*sobs* |
| PowerToole #928051 5 months ago |
Oh, Solitude...
Seek help. Seriously. It's not too late. |
| CogWeaver #928066 5 months ago |
*Pats Punslinger on the back*
There there, no one thinks less of you... |
| Yurp #928068 5 months ago |
jesus i didn't think this would get that much attention ... NEAT. |
| Anonymous #928077 5 months ago |
Then they wouldn't be secrets anymore, now would they? |
| Atiarotias #928078 5 months ago |
I'm eating cookies in library..!! |
| Anonymous #928082 5 months ago |
I think Futashy is adorable *sobs* |
| Solitude #928083 5 months ago |
@ Punslinger There there. I don't mind a good pun now and then. Go on, give me your best shot. Or sling as it were.
@ Powertoole Oh but it is. Far, far too late. There is nothing to be done for me. I am beyond help. Leave me be! Save yourselves! |
| HeinousActsZX #928116 5 months ago |
I'm not sure what my sexuality is. |
| CogWeaver #928171 5 months ago |
@Solitude
NEVAR!! *runs and dives headfirst into a mob of ponies* oh Crap WHYDIDIDOTHIAAAAUUUGGHH!!! THE ADORABLENESS! IT BUUUUUUURNSSS!!! |
| Solitude #928251 5 months ago |
@ CogWeaver You fool! Why did you not listen to me? [quote] |
| Anonymous #928321 5 months ago |
I... I LOVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE
THERE?! YOU WANTED A SECRET?! YOU HAVE IT... ... |
| RagnorakNow #928371 5 months ago |
I didn't like Gurren Lagann. |
| WhiteLycan #928377 5 months ago |
I may or may not have an unhealthy crush on a lavender bookwormish unicorn.
>.> *glances at his gallery of fave pics...* |
| PowerToole #928412 5 months ago |
OK Solitude, you can keep watching the show. After all, who am I to tell you what to do?
Here's some advise though: Since the ponies are so colourful and bright you can damage your eyes. Here's a little visual test I want you to take to see if it's safe for you to watch FIM. Step one, I want you to look at this picture:
It's Hazuki Fujiwara from the awesome anime series Ojamajo Doremi. Step two, I'll show you the same picture with one minor detail changed and I want you to tell me what it is. Ready? |
| Solitude #928442 5 months ago |
If you can get me a working picture, sure. I'm gonna regret this, aren't I? |
| PowerToole #928456 5 months ago |
No, you're gonna love it. It's one of those fun tests.
Still can't see the pic? |
| Solitude #928466 5 months ago |
Nope. "Hosted on zerochan.net Use the share links provided instead" is all I get. |
| PowerToole #928499 5 months ago |
OK. Can you see it now?
If you can, we can move to step two. |
| Solitude #928507 5 months ago |
Yep. Lay it on me. |
| PowerToole #928521 5 months ago |
OK then. Step two, look at this:
Step three, you no longer like ponies. You don't even remember what they are. Also, you are here because a glitch in your operative system scrambled the URL while you were trying to check your e-mail. Everything is normal and under control here. You can go now. |
| Solitude #928546 5 months ago |
O...K...
Thank you... I'm... I think I'm gonna go lie down. Feeling a bit woozy. |
| Brujo_chilote #928638 5 months ago |
I kill my dog...on purpose |
| Anonymous #928675 5 months ago |
I was brought here by a glitch in my operating system which scrambled the URL while I was trying to check my e-mail. I had never heard of ponies.
Then I started checking out the pictures here. Ponies are awesome and Twilight is best pony. |
| CottonTales #928780 5 months ago |
Well I don't have time for all of them and I'm certainly sure I can't trust the mare who told Spike's secret so...yeah |
| Shaky #929118 5 months ago |
I used the MP40 in Call Of Duty: World At War exclusively. |
| Takashi_0 #929151 5 months ago |
I.
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| ChickNeighney #929185 5 months ago |
I had a wet dream about ponies, but it wasn't about any of the main cast.
It was with Braeburn. I've had that dream twice. :T |
| Bluefoxx #929456 5 months ago |
I have a crush on the Ponyvill librarian... Wait a minute. |
| Anonymous #929486 5 months ago |
I am raising an army of undead, spork-wielding cyborg chipmunks in the desert. In five days time, I will unleash them upon the world. |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #929491 5 months ago |
I consider all the pokemon important and I'm coward enough to run a Nuzlocke challenge, I just CAN'T release them..
CRUCIFY ME! |
| zralf #929535 5 months ago |
i'm astmathic, but i love the smell of house dust. |
| Anonymous #929541 5 months ago |
I once masturbated with a pair of scissors. |
| Xuncu #929723 5 months ago |
I actually made plans for using contacts I have in the shipping industry and across Europe to---- long story short, nuke Jerusalem, with the aims of stopping Jews and Arabs from fighting over it anymore.
I quit when I realised it wouldn't work: they'd just fight over the radioactive glass shards. |
| Dysons_Fear #930098 5 months ago |
*pulls head from potted plant
I have a crush on Twilight! *slaps hand over mouth |
| Anonymous #930116 5 months ago |
I haven't done anything all that bad to others Twilight but if I did tell you my Secrets, I have no doubt that they would scar you. Nothing Personal. |
| Anonymous #930138 5 months ago |
When I was little, I distinctly remember having encounters with entities that were Humanoid but non-Human and a lot of Trauma and confusing events were involved. I could convince myself that I'd concocted these things if Adults near me at the time hadn't also reacted to these events. I wonder if Ponies have any concept of Alien Abduction? |
| Anonymous #933309 5 months ago |
Twilight and Gilda are making me reonsider bestiality. |