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| AppleDash #926379 5 months ago |
Capture her and tie her up in my rape dunge-
I mean take her home and nurse her back to health. |
| Psychopomf #926393 5 months ago |
"Oh god I've started kidnapping goddesses in my sleep again!" |
| WhiteLycan #926401 5 months ago |
FRIENDSHIP |
| cyber95 #926403 5 months ago |
I contact my doctor to ask if the pills have any side effects. |
| WhirlyWillow #926407 5 months ago |
Question my sanity? |
| Anonymous #926409 5 months ago |
Realize that I am dreaming but decide what the hell and just go with it anyway. |
| AchingScaphoid #926427 5 months ago |
Poke it with a stick, obviously. |
| marioandsonic #926432 5 months ago |
Take her home, of course. |
| Tommymocacci #926443 5 months ago |
see if she is sleeping, if not hit her on the head very hard repetetly until she is knock. then take her home, break her wings and her horn to prevent she scapes then i quesion my sanity if any of that happen. |
| Robomorons #926473 5 months ago |
Attempt to touch her.
If she is in fact solid, that would indicate that she is real. Which mean that I MUST EMBARK UPON AN EPIC QUEST TO REUNITE THE MANY PIECES OF THE RIFT PORTAL TO FREE THIS YOUNG LASS FROM THE CHAINS SURROUNDING REALITY SO THAT SHE MAY GO HOME AGAIN! |
| Anonymous #926477 5 months ago |
Take home, check for injuries. Would not hold her against her will and would, in fact, try to get her moving as soon as possible. The b**ch has royal duties to do, that's why. |
| Anonymous #926499 5 months ago |
Eat like a king. |
| DeeperMadness #926507 5 months ago |
I'd stick a fake horn on her and add her to my travelling circus. She can go next to the harpy. |
| superichigo #926520 5 months ago |
Rush over, check severity of injuries, make sure she's breathing, pick her up, rush to the hospital, get her seen immediatly, if doc's an asshole, threaten that I'll rip off his head and shit down his neck if he doesn't see her immediately, go home, grab guns and sword, and begin the hunt for the son of a bitch responsible. |
| Mattatatta #926581 5 months ago |
"What wrong turn did I take to end up in this cartoony world?" |
| Lium #926605 5 months ago |
Obtain a brush and proceed to brushie brushie. |
| Anonymous #926617 5 months ago |
Keep walking... |
| Sn1perandr3w #926653 5 months ago |
well first id inspect her to see if she has any external injuries and upon confirming shes breathing and all id carry her home. id place her in my bed and wrap her in some nice warm blankets. since my pc is next to my bed id keep myself occupied while also keeping an eye over her. when she wakes up id get her something to eat and ask her does she hurt anywhere and try to help whatever way i can. id answer her questions and id let her sleep in my bed until she recovers. id just sleep on the couch unless she wanted me to sleep with her (not in the sexual way you pervy bastards) and make sure shes okay in which case i would happily accept. if she wanted to go back to equestria i would help her and maybe even try to get there with her and stay there. if she wanted to stay in our world id be alright with that also and she could be my widdle woona. |
| Stargazer #926678 5 months ago |
Uh, like any senseable pony would do. I'd pick her up, take her home and do my best to help her recover... |
| RandomDouche #926690 5 months ago |
Help her out, aquire friendship and ticket to Equestria. |
| Anonymous #926828 5 months ago |
Help out to the fullest of my abilities, and pet her like I do to my cat. |
| Anonymous #926854 5 months ago |
 would this freak her out i wonder? |
| EP #926877 5 months ago |
Wonder why the castle from the everfree forest is suddenly in the middle of a city. |
| Xuncu #926892 5 months ago |
Start a new religion and finally destroy Christianity once and for all: "OUR God(dess) actually exists; lemme fucking show you!" |
| Xuncu #926900 5 months ago |
Also; look into when "side road" meant "I walked into a temple from the Zelda universe." |
| Anonymous #926931 5 months ago |
Check her pulse, carry her to a safe place, ask her if she's feeling fine, offer paper and pencil to answer (a full blast of the Royal Canterlot Voice would bust my ears but good, after all) |
| 441 #927154 5 months ago |
Frantically start performing CPR like a madman, while punching her in the chest and yelling "LIVE DAMN YOU".
Because hey, when do you get to do that? |
| Anonymous #927260 5 months ago |
I shout: "Jackpot!" |
| RagnorakNow #927426 5 months ago |
Poke her gently to make sure she's real, then have someone confirm they to see and feel her to make sure it's not a multi-sense hallucination. Then I would have a slight nervous breakdown at reality obviously having broken to such an extent to allow this to happen. After which I would do my best to nurse her back to health and get her on her way. |
| Anonymous #927545 5 months ago |
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| Bronyboy #927574 5 months ago |
Give hugs! |
| Anonymous #927779 5 months ago |
nurse back to health if need be, acquire her friendship, then create world peace( eternal night otherwise) and begin a benevolent dictatorship like in Equestria |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #928058 5 months ago |
Jab her with a stick and if she's dead, I'm eating her to gain her powers. Otherwise, take her home and nurse her back to health so I can make love to her and gain her powers. |
| AnHornyMoose #928602 5 months ago |
Wake up.........
Great, I made moose sad. |
| Anonymous #928988 5 months ago |
Jam it in. |
| Prismwind #929829 5 months ago |
Check if she's real... touch, smell, sight. Then check how badly she's hurt, and if I'm going to need help to move her where I can take care of her... don't want to just pick her up if her spine or neck has been injured, would need to keep her body in the same position in that case and get help lifting her gently to get her into the car. Then take her home to care for her... don't trust a vet or normal doctor, no telling what the media or the government might do if word got out about here being here. Carefully care for her, ask what happened for her to end up there in that state, do everything in my power to help her and make her happy... if there was something dangerous that injured her so badly... find people I could trust and prepare to fight it if it came to finish the job. Though I might die doing so, I would protect her to my last. |
| Celestias_Servant #929943 5 months ago |
^You, sir, have just achieved epic win. |
| Dysons_Fear #930132 5 months ago |
Carry her home, care for her needs, engage in many adventures, maybe move to Equestria if the option comes up. |
| FlarityinstaFav #935702 5 months ago |
Get gored in the rump by Celestia, who the exact same thing....plus a weird bipedal alien. |
| Anonymous #955096 5 months ago |
Prismwind wins.
I'd wait around myself to see if anypony came to pick her up first mind. if none, then just look after her. Always wanted a woona. |
| Chipotle #974487 5 months ago |
Carry her to home over my manly shoulders, become the new King of the Night and together rule over any creature of the night. |
| Anonymous #1171895 3 months ago |
I would ask myself, 'How did I just get to Equestria?'. Then help Woona! |
| Jarntazecht #1228523 3 months ago |
Keep driving. Niggers put her there to distract me so they can take me to the woods, beat me to death, then steal my car. |
| Anonymous #1354437 2 months ago |
Wouldn't honestly know if the moment came, but I would help her and defend her to the best of my ability, yes that mean's dieing if I have to. |