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| Anonymous #925041 5 months ago |
Hub logo gives crap treasure |
| P0ny_News #925042 5 months ago |
Gazebo and gongs are overrated.
HUB logos are the real deal. |
| P0ny_News #925044 5 months ago |
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| P0ny_News #925051 5 months ago |
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it? ED: [pause] It's white, Eric. ERIC: How far away is it? ED: About 50 yards. ERIC: How big is it? ED: [pause] It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top. ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it. ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo. ERIC: [pause] I call out to it. ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo. ERIC: [pause] I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way? ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo! ERIC: I shoot it with my bow. [roll to hit] What happened? ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it. ERIC: [pause] Wasn't it wounded? ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO! ERIC: [whimper] But that was a +3 arrow! ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo! ERIC: [long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.] I run away. ED: [thoroughly frustrated] It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you. ERIC: [reaching for his dice] Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.  |
| Gregorius #925072 5 months ago |
And this is why you don't play D&D 3.5 before bed, Pinkie. Gives you nightmares—true story. |
| ponypikachu #925077 5 months ago |
times like these i wonder if i should play 3.5 instead of 4.0 |
| Anonymous #925107 5 months ago |
@#925044
I lol'd so hard! x,D |
| Anonymous #925115 5 months ago |
@#925077
Totally. 4.0 sucks big dinosaur balls. |
| Anonymous #925138 5 months ago |
...just wait for the fifth edition. As far as I can tell, it promises to be WAY better than third and fourth. Or simply play Fantasy Craft (I mean, how many games allow one to play a DRAGON at 1st level? :) ) |
| Anonymous #925440 5 months ago |
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. |
| Anonymous #925515 5 months ago |
"You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike |
| Nightweaver20xx #925670 5 months ago |
Check the celing
CHECK THE CELING! <.< |