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| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #921077 5 months ago |
I'm sorry but what is this? |
| OF29 #921082 5 months ago |
Wait...Are they supposed to be talking in transcribe audio? |
| Jackarunda #921104 5 months ago |
This picture needs about 30% more English.
Wow. |
| TobiasKazama #921111 5 months ago |
Here's how I see it:
Applejack wants you to slave away at her farm. Fluttershy wants you to feed dangerous animals. Celestia is gonna send you to the moon to... Paint it? Pinkamena's gonna kill you. Rarity is gonna send you to work in the diamond dog mines. ...And I think Rainbow Dash wants you to grind up a lot of foals at the same time in the rainbow factory machine. |
| Lium #921119 5 months ago |
I'd work for Pinkamena any day. |
| Anonymous #921132 5 months ago |
Applejack is hiring for her orchard, Rarity for "her" diamond dogs mines, fluttershy want help for feeding the... most problematic... critters, and Pinkie is going to eat a former employee before she hires you (possibly madame le Flour since she has no pony clerk... I hope). Not sure about what RD e Celestia are up to (some kind of transport with a nuclear reactor and... a job on the moon? but what use is ink on the moon?) |
| Anonymous #921143 5 months ago |
@ TobiasKazama oops, ninja'd. I like your interpretation of RD proposal. Pinkamena will, eventually, kill you, of course. "il la va sans dire" as madame le Flour says. Maybe celestia wants to modify the Mare in the Moon outline? |
| Anonymous #921144 5 months ago |
... Celestia is probably going to have you write friendship letters on the moon. Or at least write something.
Looks obvious to me |
| Ferrotter #921195 5 months ago |
^ I concur, 1000 years of weekly friendship letters in all likelihood. 54,000 letters. That's a lot of ink.
^^^ Pinkie Pie is insane and going to call you in for an "interview" that consists of murdering and dismembering you. I don't think she'd hurt her "friends." Applejack is lying, you won't get paid, you'll never leave, and you'll die of disease in the fields. Everything else except Dash I agree with what's above. Rainbow Dash I can't figure out though. Building a pegasus rainbow Death Star maybe? Press them harder and launch the reactor sounds a lot like Vader threatening the commander to get it operational before the Emperor arrives. Except in very broken Engrish. |
| Anonymous #921298 5 months ago |
Celestia is obviously refering to how she shipped Twilight off to Ponyville to help write morals for Canterlot fortune cookies, I mean, "Friendship reports" so she'd send you somewhere to report. |
| zralf #921371 5 months ago |
ok i will sing here ♫ ♫ ♫my little pony my little pony aaaaAAaaHHH♫ ♫ ♫ |
| Anonymous #921451 5 months ago |
We need more broken ribs for Rainbow Reactor! |
| Anonymous #921544 5 months ago |
Hmmm, out of all the jobs. I think Fluttershy's job offer sounds kind of epic and reminds me of HunterXHunter (An anime about a strangely powerful and insightful boy joining a mercenary group in a world where ALMOST EVERYTHING OUTSIDE OF TOWNS WILL WANT TO KILL YOU!) |
| Anonymous #921550 5 months ago |
Btw, where's Twilight's offer? |
| Anonymous #921628 5 months ago |
^^organize books and sort them. then write homework and essays for me while i practice my magic on you |
| ClownDicks #932076 5 months ago |
I think Dash wants us to free Mars. |
| Anonymous #944140 5 months ago |
I think Rainbow Dash's statement might be related to the movie "Total Recall". |