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| Gittonsxv #918289 5 months ago |
daww |
| Anonymous #918291 5 months ago |
AWWWWWWWWWWW |
| Jackarunda #918365 5 months ago |
D'AWWWWW! |
| Anonymous #918373 5 months ago |
*inside my brain*
- Captain!!! Cuteness load is over 70% and rising!!! - Mother of god... |
| TenchiFreak5 #918411 5 months ago |
Silly Derpy. That's Doctor Whooves, not Pizza Pony. |
| Anonymous #918440 5 months ago |
Sweet Apple Fuckapocalypse
--------------------------------------------- CHAPTER 1: OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING --------------------------------------------- "Oh, what a lovely evening it is to stroll around niggersville", said blake's oc as she walked through the lovely town. "Maybe today i should go to the market!" As blake's oc (no idea what the fuck it is called so ima call it blakykins) walked into the market, a strange sight caught her eye... There it was, sitting on the counter. It was wet, vinegary, and covered in bumps. She almost came at the thought of eating it- it was the perfect pickle anyone had ever seen (it was an actual pickle, not a dick) "My god!" She said, as she ate the pickle hungrily. "i need to have more pickles!" Meanwhile: Grant's oc (i'll call him grantyfag) was sitting in his house, enjoying a nice bowl of fried chickenz and purple drank. Suddenly, an urge overcame him. "No way. I am not going there today." But he was already putting on the panties. "No No NO no NOO. I am NOT doing this." But he already had the dress on. "Well, it's my house. I can dress however the hell i want." But then he was already doing his makeup. "FUCK THIS!" But then he was already leaving his house. "You know what? i might as well go get some milk." But he was already walking to the shady bar. "Fine, i'll go, but only for tonight." He said, as he slipped on the ball gag and started to take cock after cock in his ass. suddenly, one of the cocks inside him exploded, creating a singularity. his asshole imploded, resulting in a vagina. Meanwhile: Blakeykins walked down the street, to her lovely home in niggersville. It was a grand home, infact the nicest dumpster the homosex district has to offer. Blakeykins was about to take a nap in her collection of hepatitis c infected needles, but then she saw something: a massive, gigantic boulder rolling in her way.... GEE AYY BEE EEE ENN -------------------------------------- CHAPTER 2: GABEN FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS -------------------------------------- Suddenly, gaben fucking ate blakeykins. "OH GOD HELP ME", she screamed, as she melted in gaben's stomach. Elsewhere, grantfag was busy enjoying his new pussy. he stuffed a whole fucking turkey in there. but then, he forgot that gaben loves the smell of roast ass turkey, and he was devoured ------------------------------------------ CHAPTER 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME ------------------------------------------ Grantfag was in terrible pain as he melted inside gaben's stomach, his body burning and melting. But then, he saw blakeykins. It was love at first sight. They got closer to each other in the gooy mass that is gaben, and started to hold each other. They kissed, embracing each other with open arms. Suddenly, they kiss again; this time not a kiss of love, but of lust, as they begin to take their cloathes off. Blakeykins started to take out her penis, and putting it into grantfags massive vag. his body was toasted due to the acid of gaben's stomach. eventually she ripped off his skin and used it as a coat, then she took out a thin sheet of paper, put it right along her dickhole, and moved it until her dick sliced into two. then she came inside him ------------------------------------------------------------ CHAPTER 4: ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL (ALSO FUCK YOU BLAKE) ------------------------------------------------------------ "And that," Grantfag said, "is how you were born." "Wow daddy! tell me another story," said blake. "no son, i can;t cuz your a fag" THE END AND SHIT |
| Anonymous #918442 5 months ago |
This looks like foreplay |
| Name #918462 5 months ago |
^^ o...m...g |
| Anonymous #918614 5 months ago |
^^^all the feels this gives me... |
| Takashi_0 #919057 5 months ago |
@440:
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| Skully #919102 5 months ago |
Daaaawww *scrolls down and reads Chapter 1 title* ಠ_ಠ |
| Anonymous #919344 5 months ago |
@440: You're a fanfic writer after my own dick. |
| bangayo #919784 5 months ago |
ooohhh c'est trop mignon ^^ |
| Anonymous #919914 5 months ago |
Now that we got Derpy talking, we got to get this made cannon! |
| Anonymous #922226 5 months ago |
SWEET APPLE FUCKAPOCALYPSE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
-------------------------------------------- CHAPTER 1: SLOW ROASTED CAJUN-GABEN COOKIN' -------------------------------------------- Grantfag and blakeykins had been inside gaben for over 100 years. they rotted in agony and fucked each other into flesh and blood and shit. Today, was diffrent. Gaben has become so fat, he will now form into a black hole, letting our heros escape. "What do we do," said blakeykins. "When gaben transforms, we will be caught in the hole and die!" But grantyfag had a plan. He shat, and it was a rather wet one, a one that a fat, pudgy girl would give off in the shower. He started to chant his magic words. "vidya gaems shit nigger cunt waifu cartoons girl please" SPAGGETII FLEW OUT OF HIS ASS, ROCKETING HIM AT OVER 9000000000KM A SECOND (ALL CAPS FOR EMPHESIS) The spagetti was eaten by the gaben-black-hole, causing it to grow even bigger, and become a double gaben black hole. grantyfag grabbed blakeykins and then he used his shit-and-spagetti trail to fly back to earth. ---------------------------------------------------------------- CHAPTER 2: FUCK ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU, FUCK ME THRICE, I FUCK YOU TOO ---------------------------------------------------------------- Grantfag lied there in the shit and spagetti mount that children were now playing in. He decided it was good as any time to fuck. He started to peel off his toasty skin, and he began to fold it. he then started to violently rape a child, it screaming as he used his tounge to fucking cut her in half (YES, HE USED HIS FUCKIN TOUNGE.) He took her ovaries and wrapped them around his toasty skin, creating a hot pocket which he then ate. He wondered where blakeykins was, but he realised she was a stupid bitch and he didnt give ten fucks. He then started to use the spagetti to force one of the children's vags open, and then he went inside. he was now his own son. Then he decided to walk back to niggersville. however, everything is not peaches and dick in niggersville. it was infested with....*dun dun dun*.... HOMOSEXUALS He didn't know what to do. His ass started to move uncontrolably. It was almost like it was talking.... "YOU CAN FUCK THEM ALL!" said his ass. He started with the tall one, sucking on his cock. What he didn't know was that these were ARAB TERRORIST SUICIDE HOMOS, and that their cocks were explosive. His fucking jaw exploded with the penis attached. The penis flew away so fast it went BACK IN FUCKING TIME. The penis went into a store, about 100 years in the past. god knows what happened to it. Anyway, grantfag was now taking a cock in his ass. unfortunatly, it exploded, and since he was laying down on the ground, he started to skid across it, his legs getting massive friction burn. he then began to cum, but the head of his dick was burnt, the cum propelled him into africa. ------------------------------------ CHAPTER 3: YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS ------------------------------------ Diana slowly opened the door into her sister's room. "hey sis...what are you doing?" "diana...why didn't you knock?!" "sis, we're sisters...i think it's okay if i come in." "no its not! im naked in my bed..." "are you touching yourself again?" "NO! GET OUT!" "cmon..remember when i used to rub your back, like this? when we were little?" "that..t-that was a long time ago, sis! i...i...i.." "cmon, just tonight..." "mom almost caught us last time..but okay..." "Diana slowly put her finger into her sister, while gently massaging her right breast. She started to reach in, slowly, as she moved down and drank from her. "Wait a second..." said Diana... "You taste just like.... REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! "THATS RIGHT DIANA! MY DIRTY UNWASHED PUSSY TASTES JUST LIKE THE GREAT TASTING CEREAL: IT'S NOT CANDY, IT'S BREAKFAST! PART OF A BALANCED DIET, WITH PLENTY OF NUTRIENTS THAT KIDS LOVE! I HAD REESES...FOR BREAKFAST!" What you just read had nothing to do with the fucking story, by the way. I just got bored |
| Anonymous #922292 5 months ago |
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CHAPTER 4: TROUBLE AT KFC ---------------------------------- Grantfag was having a great time in africa, even though the locals streched his nipples out so they were 14 inches long. But then he noticed a KFC there, so he went inside. Blakeykins was there, giving head to her quadrapalegic japanese manager. He was pissed since she came in the chicken again. Blakeykins got even more pissed and fuckin grabbed the manager and deep fried him. she then ran into the back, slaughtering the live chickens (does kfc even have live chickens in the resturant?) and she started a blood orgy. grantfag started to get into the blood too, fucking with all of the customers and sticking his nose into their dirty assholes. "OH NOES!" yelled blakeykins. "SALMONELLA GOT INTO THE BLOOD!" quickly, grantfag started to eat and put as much blood into his ass as he could, hoping he could infect his virigin body with the virus. "IM GOING TO FUCK THE SALMONELLA AWAY!" said blakeykins, now on her knees sucking grantfag's half burnt cock. she then played a fun game of "Find the swastika tatoo using nothing but your tounge" with grantfag. ---------------------------------------- CHAPTER 5: A HAPPY (FISH SMELLING) END ---------------------------------------- Grantfag had fucked himself so much he smelt like putrid anus. the stench caused pregnant mothers to miscarrige and then eat their fetus out of fear, while they fingered themselves. Grantfag had become more than a demon. he had become unholy. Blakeykins.. it is time, he said. "time for....what?" "HE COMES" "oh fuck no ZALGO-" That was the last thing she ever said. Ź̫̹͓̌́Ȧ͙̱͖̟͌̊L̝̝̰͓̦̜̽̌̐̚͟G̪̹̪͉̾ͤỎ͉̙͉̄̑̐̔ ̼̣ͥ̉͂̇̅͋ͯ͟H̤̓͒͠Ẽ̂̓̃̾ͦ ͝C̷̼̦̯̲Ỏ̧̤̖͙̞͓̋̃M̟̮͙̌͐̎͗͌̍̊E͖̯̟͔̣̞̋ͪ̇ͧ̃̎ͪ͜ͅS̾̅̒̉̆̚͞ ̡̖̯͉͛̎̇ͩ̌Z̭̖͙̳͓ͭ̂̾A̤̺̰̥͓̒ͬ̿̚͝L͙̦͐̓̓̆͊̽ͅG̝̟̦̬̃̊ͪͨ̓ͥ̚ͅÓ̰̩̜̜̼̬ͧ͢ ͚̬̗̦͙̗̜ͭ̓H̜̙̜̘͍̥̪̋̈̄ͪ̿͌ͯE̹͟ ͙̺͚̼̮̇̌̔́́͒̈́C̆̋̂͜O̦̺̫̟͓̺M̪̥̟̫̹̝ͤEͨ̇̾͛̃ͧ̾͝Ś̺̳̜ͅ ̟̟̦̥͚̙̥̀Z̢͚͓̲̻̬̿Ā̖̽̉̈̃Ḻ̺̙̱͇́ͨ̅̿G͕̘͔̝̰̭ͥ̓O̞̘ͮͪ̋ ̷̗̝͖̪̊ͯͦH̡̯̥̱͖ͨ̓̐̈́ͅE̘̟̞̮̋̈́͡ͅ ̸̥̪C̗̪̜̑͗̽̏OM̧̦Ë͙́̍̎̚S͙͚ Z̞͎̻ͣͮ̒͂À͈͙̙̯̙̃̏ͭ̅̅L̟̖̩ͣ͊ͭ͠G͇͇͉̏Ȍ̋̃̓͌͒͌ ̶̘̖͓̬̄͛̾͊̆H̱̭̙͛̎ͫͅE̤̦͡ ̼͖͙̙̤̥̙̓͌C͈̤͖̤͕̦̺̋ͩ̀̇̑O͋ͯ̓M̻Ḛ́̏ͬ̒S̼̦͓͈̓̂ͦ͆͑ͮͤ ̯̠̱̊ͨͪ̾̍͆ͥ͝Z̙̮͉̙̼̖͕A͓͂L̿ͤ̃̄G͉̾͛͂ͩO̗̬̜͍̘̺̒ͪ̃ͨ̑͛̽ ̤͌ͯ̽̊ͨ́̃H̢̄̐ͫE̞̠̎ͭ ̬͓̞̐̋ͫ͜ͅͅC͈̰̣̹ͣ̉͑̓Őͭ̆̌͐Mͤͧ̇̍ͯͣE̠̫̩͝ͅͅSͣ̓̓ͧ͂͌҉͎̫̘ ͍͍̏ͩͣ̿̎̌̌͜Z̴̝ͭ͋ͣ͌A̮̳̻̲̰̯͐̊L̰͉̟̯ͧ̋̉̀̓G̨͙̋̔O̽͆͐͆ ̐ͮ̈́̆͏̗̟̼͓͖͉H̵̹̖̉̑ͣȄ̡̈́̏ͥ ̻ͦ͂̃̔C̳̤̠̠ͩͦO̧̺͎͓M̛ͭ͛̒͌͋E̝̜ͭ̑̾S̏̃ͯͦ̾̉ ̵̯̗̙͇ͭ͒̎Ẕ̱͖̤̦̒́̌ͣ͘Ả̷̟̜̲̯̈́̂ͬͣ̒L̨͕̫̯̺̼̩̬̆ͫ͋̾G̦̖̙̻͔͕̱̒O͙͕͎̞̥̮̒̿̚͠ͅ ̛̬̘̤̳̹̱H̺ͧ̂͒̓͐̈E͇͉̟͊̔̍͌ ̷̠͈̜̟̩̭̗̓C͇͚̋̆O̺̖̹̪̖͌̚̕M̙̟E̐̓̄͋̚͟S̨̫̥̩̘̽̇̅̆̾͌̃ ͇͉̐́ͩ̚Z̫̱̪͈̗͗ͦͬͧ̂͞A̭ͦ̏̍ͨ̏͡L̳̦̹̰̩̭͇ͪͩ͗ͮG̙̟̺̿̏͛ͫ͋̈̕Ơ̼̬̞ͬ̋ ̰̖͊H̏̈ͫ̒͛҉E̴͖͖͙̿ͨͩ͗ͨ ̬͔Cͩ̔ͪ̐͌͘ͅƠ͆M͖̱͓͔̭̳̒̀ͣ̚E̖̟̙̱̺͕̻S̶͚̓̉ ̤̱̹͍̓ͣ̌̈̈́̀Z͉̼̍̑̒̅͛ͮÁͭͩͦͥ̒L̵͍ͬ̃̋G̺̩̖̼̫͛͜Ō͓̱͕̩̔̐̾̂́ͅ ͉̟̲̄ͥ̆Ḣ̸̳̟̹̠̑E͈̘ ̣̘̹ͫ̈ͤ̆ͯ̄C̗͈̋Ö̫̳ͯM̌͒̾͝E҉̮̝̼̠̘̝̪Sͬ͂̑͛͏̻̫̩̲ ̷͌̽ͪ́̒Z̖͋ͨ͆͛ͦA̱̱ͯ̈́͠L̠̱̺G͉̫̘͈̩̥͌̐ͯ̾O͈͐̿̔ͩ̌̋ͨ ̧̺H̦̠͍̫͗͞E̬͈̦̿ͮ̉͐̇ͅ ͕̗̽ͯͯ̄̉ͦ͠C̼̠͎͕ͬͤͅO̼̭͇ͫ̓́M͕̊͋̀ͦ͘ͅE̺̰͋ͪ̓S̴̰̣̝͓ͪ̾̃̿ ̈Z̯͕͓͈̉ͮ̓ͤ̿́A̠̞ͣͤ́̾̀ͩ̇͝Lͭ̌̋̿͠Gͧ̏Oͭ̈͋̒̈́ͥͧ ̻̥̙̹͞H̺̣̆̔ͩEͨ ͔͎͕̪̐͒C͇͗O͓̪͓͇̘͈̎̐͐̚͜ͅM͓͈̖̭̦ͯ̾ͅE͕͉̖̤̹̜̰̓S̼͚̟͈̑ͪ̒̉ ̊ͦ̒ͭ̚Z̘͈͍̬͍ͦ̐̚͠ͅA̤ͧ͗̋̂ͬͩL̠̱͔ͩ̑͗͊̏̓G̩̼̙͎͙͗̆͗͢O̰̤̲̞̤̗̗ͤ̒̎̿ͣ͌ ̬͑̽͐H̓ͦ͌҉͙E̅̏͋͏͎͎̙ ̵̫̘̼̳̠͑ͭ̋̈ͥ̽C̟̦ͩ̃ͭ̏ͫ͢O̗̙̼ͤ̈͠M̯̘E͇̤͔͈̙͌̐̅͒̆ͅS͓͔͇̤̬̏̉̔ͮ̓ͫͭ͝ Z̺͆Ạ͚̞͈́͂ͬ͜L̼̫̩̗̩̍̆̓͑̄ͨ͜Ǧ͔͓̙͎̆͛̒̍O̽̓ͤͨ͒ͧ ̶̰̟͐͊̉ͣͫ͊̉H͎̣͑͂̾̿͜Ẻ̲̮̱̝ͩ̆̂ ̫̼̗̺͙͠Ć̘̠̘͉̺̩͙O̢̦̳̣͍̖͔̔̔M̷̽E̖ͭ͑S̛͔̦̝̰̖̼̗̒ ̝͇̖́ͭͫ͋̔́Z̩͍̟̩ͨ̒Ȃ͑͒͡L̙̖͔̞͖̾Ġ̻̙ͥ͑̒Ọ̩̍͗̔̓̔̓̏̕ ̥̌̇̕H͢E̡͔͔̫̗͉̍̃ ̗͔̠C̗O͔̖̗͇͚̾ͧ̉͋̇̈͟M͔ͯͪ͒̄ͭͭ̍E͚̼̿̈́ͪ͋S̛͕̥ ͉̻̩̣̬͗̈̽͌̊͊͋Z̷͙̬͇ͩͩ̑͆̃̈A͇̘͇̺ͧ͒̅ͣ̅̏͒ͅĽ͇̠̤̗͎͐͛G̺̃ͤO͕̜͐ͭ̑͛ͯ͜ ̸͕̠͍ͩͣ̌̔ͥ̚H̭̘̥̘͉͓̓ͮ̓̽̋̚ͅE̛̯̰̮̭̰͇̪͐͐̎̏͑ͩ̈ ̖͙̖͕͎̫͇ͩ̐͡C̯̝͉͚̙ͩͬͣͤͥ͆ͨ͝O̙͔̱̗͈̣͙ͣ͒̒̍̚M͇̟̮̘̐ͦ̒͘E͖̲S̭̤̍ͭ ̴͎̟͖͔Ẑ̗̰̮̿̉A̷̔͌̔͌L͛ͤG̸͍̠̖̟͆̈̔͆͂͆O̖̳͉̹͈͊̌̇ͦ̀ ̛H̬̜̹̪̾͐ͫ͑̆̋ͪE̶̜͉̳̭ͧ͋ͫ̇ͩͭ̃ ͪ̇̓ͬ̾C̼̯̟̘̫̜͒̓̅̋̄O͔̥̫̮͡M̶̮̮̞͂Ê̼̭̺̿̏̋ͩͫŚ̵̲̾ͩ ̜͙̯̞̪͈͇̉̒̊͛̍̐Z̙͙͓̣A̭̪͑̌͒L̹̗͓͌G̱̘̳̫̯͇ͪ͗͛O̗̠͉͍̭̫̙̅ͮ̓ͣ̌͑͆͠ Ḥ̺̮̳ͮ̋͐͞Ë͈̺̮̲̙̿̃̆̿̓͘ ̜͕̘̱̰̃͌̋ͧ͑̒ͯC̟͖͛͊͒̓ͣO͉̗̜̪̬ͭ̍͑̃ͤ͗̚͜Ḿ̟͖̺̗̫̳͎̕E̞̗͓ͣ̈́͛ͅS͗̔ͯ̊ |
| Anonymous #969005 5 months ago |
^I'm trying not to be amused by that |