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Benno
#917490
5 months ago
Haha!
StalkerZHS
#917493
5 months ago
BAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Takanuva
#917494
5 months ago
Weaver, you magnificent bastard.
Gittonsxv
#917495
5 months ago
this is genius but the question is, if i use a portal fleshlight and she is using a voodo dildo AT THE SAME TIME, do i end up fucking my self?!!
TobiasKazama
#917498
5 months ago
But a dildo would have to be kinda - a reverse portal?
Theopticals
#917500
5 months ago
Somebody needs to invent these. NOW.
WatermelonRat
#917504
5 months ago
It's voodoo, it doesn't have to make sense.
CranialHeartache
#917507
5 months ago
I love you so much Weaver.
Anonymous
#917513
5 months ago
But... he's a dragon. Wouldn't he have, like, a cloaca?
ZePassionateOne
#917517
5 months ago
Psychopomf
#917535
5 months ago
@Gitton

You. Get this information to Weaver himself. NOW!
Anonymous
#917557
5 months ago
^#917513

Depending on whether he's more like a Squamate he would have a hemipenis like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis

or if he's more like a Crocodilian he would have a penis like this: http://www.wmi.com.au/csgarticles/Genital_Structure_Sex_Identification_L.pdf

So yes he would have a cloaca, but he would have some kind of copulatory organ inside.

The More You Know :D
WatermelonRat
#917572
5 months ago
Clearly anon557 is an expert on reptillian genitals.
Anonymous
#917635
5 months ago
Actually, I think it would be just long-distance fucking, with double fun. Unless you got an ur-anus-light, then you can effectively fuck yourself. Either that or go futa and use the fleshlight.

Only the weaver can come up with such ideas... and make them funny!
Anonymous
#917647
5 months ago
Hold on. Disregard what I said. Just shove the voodoo dildo up your ass to magic.
Rostam
#918022
5 months ago
it seems a batch dragon dildos ^(TM) sent to certian ponies have accidentally enchanted by a potion or some shit...

I wouldn't blame whoever did this ONLY IF I was i had my stuff broken and stolen and somepony taking things and cause her a weird illness (i blame her up bringer)....talk about invasion of privacy or something

But what is the odds of that?
weeeman
#918050
5 months ago
This, fillies and gentlecolts, is the stuff of legends
Anonymous
#918165
5 months ago
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
bustoblaster
#918270
5 months ago
^ there's sort of a hentai like that
Anonymous
#918469
5 months ago
@anon165 MAH NIGGA! I love that bit.
Anonymous
#918849
5 months ago
Ohhh, poor Spike woke up terrified. XD So cute he calls for Twilight at once.
LurkerPony
#919016
5 months ago
She does it next to Spike. She must have done it enough times to know how to do it quietly.
GarlicParsnip
#919501
5 months ago
Inside the Weaver's mind: the feature-length film.
Atiarotias
#919513
5 months ago
weaver of weave weave prize goes to... The_Weaver!! or GG whateva
zralf
#921083
5 months ago
so..uhh. did she just find it laying around the library?
Anonymous
#922718
5 months ago
OH DAMN A PLOT
Anonymous
#972367
5 months ago
Sleep fast?
Icwatudidthere
Moon_Dew
#1069384
4 months ago
Eddy: [shining his flashlight behind Ed's head] "Doctor, I think we need to operate."
Edd: "Oh, I concur, Doctor Eddy."
Eddy: "Hold still, Lumpy!" [Eddy pinches Ed's shadow head] "Boink! Boink! Boink!"
Ed: "I feel it, Eddy! Like voodoo."
Eddy: [pinches Ed's shadow head again] "Boink!" [Edd and Eddy laugh]