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| Jackarunda #915532 5 months ago |
ಠ_ಠ |
| ZePassionateOne #915535 5 months ago |
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| DoctorDreidal #915541 5 months ago |
fascinating...wait...no, it's not...
What's the exact opposite of fascinating? |
| gashunk #915542 5 months ago |
...Are you a horse? |
| Delicioussharkat #915543 5 months ago |
Dang, man. Were you sheltered?
When I was only 6 years old I was learning more about sex from having sex than I did from having sex. |
| DaisyHead #915544 5 months ago |
... |
| Anonymous #915551 5 months ago |
Uh, huh.. I'm assuming OP has had no sexual education too?
Fanfiction aren't accurate. Hell, Hollywood isn't accurate. |
| Anonymous #915556 5 months ago |
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| Anonymous #915567 5 months ago |
What's there to learn?
There is a hole and a stick. You put the stick into the hole repeatedly at various speeds and presto. Sexual pleasure. |
| Jarntazecht #915568 5 months ago |
I don't think pony sex works the same way. Well I mean in some ways but the truth is we're not ponies and these ponies are very different from real ponies. |
| Anonymous #915569 5 months ago |
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| PVRyohei #915572 5 months ago |
Well, shame on you. I have plenty of experience, and it comes from everything but ponies.
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| Posey #915618 5 months ago |
These characters aren't humans, they're ponies. They don't work like us.
Unless you plan having sex with a horse I doubt fanfiction will teach you much; plus as stated fanfiction won't teach you anything. |
| Rostam #915624 5 months ago |
anon 915569
wins |
| Anonymous #915627 5 months ago |
I'm going to assume this person meant they've learned more about having good sex than just sex in general. I...guess the fics were really descriptive? |
| MaroonBunyip #915628 5 months ago |
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| gashunk #915633 5 months ago |
@posey
Also, sneaking up behind a horse with your pants off is not a very good idea. |
| Nebbie #915657 5 months ago |
Fanfiction teaching you things? That's like learning from television after removing the education, science, and history-related channels.
Spend a little time on tvtropes to read up on the many ways many writers fail at entire categories of information. At a certain point, no amount of ignorance will surprise you. |
| Anonymous #915677 5 months ago |
Spend time on TvTropes? You might as well skinny-dip in a septic tank. |
| Baron #915680 5 months ago |
The joke here people is that OP is a Virgin, thus has never learnt anything from sex. |
| CaravanPalace #915700 5 months ago |
hahahahaa |
| Emperor_Orgasmatron #915728 5 months ago |
What? |
| foxguy999 #915739 5 months ago |
>OP actually had sex before? |
| Vree #915810 5 months ago |
I'll take this as a humorous commentary on the amount of clopfics out there. |
| Anonymous #915814 5 months ago |
So you're a terrible lover, and you're not even getting better. |
| Karadros #916089 5 months ago |
>The joke here people is that OP is a Virgin, thus has never learnt anything from sex.
Works for me. ... Q_Q |
| Anonymous #916217 5 months ago |
The winner of the 2012 Dumbfucklympics. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #916236 5 months ago |
You're welcome, OP. |
| Anonymous #916572 5 months ago |
Horses don't need to know anything about sex because they have 4 mile long cocks. |
| Fuzzy_Logic #916715 5 months ago |
"And then gender-swapped applejack put her dick in rainbow dash's vagina"
whoa whoa whoa hold on just a minute, the dick goes IN the vagina?! |
| silvershamrock #916957 5 months ago |
Bravo! Thanks, OP for reminding us all of the fathomless depravity of basement dwellers. |
| Fridge_Logic #917810 5 months ago |
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| Anonymous #917891 5 months ago |
@#916715
No, everybody knows that you must stick it ine her pooper. |
| Dysons_Fear #918807 5 months ago |
Put your wiener in her butt. That's how it works right? |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #919625 5 months ago |
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