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Anonymous
#914827
5 months ago
Starting a business with Twilight.....bookstore here I come!
Harlequin_Jester
#914828
5 months ago
I'm married to Discord.
Anonymous
#914830
5 months ago
I just destroyed Equestria with Rarity, and I'm ok with that.
Anonymous
#914832
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with Discord.
This could be fun.
sauce
#914833
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with Nightmare Moon? My birthday makes sense!
Compy001
#914834
5 months ago
Started a gang with Rainbow dash, god dang it. Anyone want to trade?
phallen1
#914835
5 months ago
Started a gang with Scootaloo!
Anonymous
#914837
5 months ago
i violated Sweetie Belle......sorry.....
Mognecio
#914842
5 months ago
I purposefully banished myself to magic kindergarden with the dj when me and my friend made this. HAVE FUN!!
Dumb_Rock
#914844
5 months ago
Create battle clones of Lyra.

Prepare your anuses, ALL OF THEM!
PonyPon
#914845
5 months ago
Switched bodies with soarin, alright!
RagnorakNow
#914847
5 months ago
I'm on the moon with Derpy? Best birthday ever!
CodeLuxor
#914849
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with Rainbow Dash.

Is that a good thing? Possibly.
SaladMuffin
#914850
5 months ago
Went to the moon with Big Mac. Huh.
Anonymous
#914851
5 months ago
I violated Octavia. I fucking rule.
Anonymous
#914855
5 months ago
Princess Celestia is my crime-fighting sidekick? Holy shit...
Roboshi
#914856
5 months ago
Braeburn became my crime fighting sidekick?
mysterypony1
#914857
5 months ago
banished to magic kindergarten with fluttershy
Commander
#914862
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with Lyra.

Well, I better get my wrecking ball.
ZePassionateOne
#914864
5 months ago
Scootaloo became your crime fighting sidekick.

....How the heck am I going to fight crime with a chicken?
DaisyHead
#914867
5 months ago
banished to magic kindergarten with pinkie.
Regiskyubey
#914869
5 months ago
I'm tied to Berry Punch
>M<
CogWeaver
#914870
5 months ago
I...I violated Applejack

☉_☉
Anonymous
#914875
5 months ago
Let's see... if my birthday it's the 30th day of November... Mmmmhhh

"Gilda become your crime fighting sidekick"

*Flips everything in the house... even the house itself*

FUCK THIS SHIT!
KWilt
#914878
5 months ago
"July" - Violated...

Reaction: :D

"17" - Apple Bloom

Reaction: D:

No! Dammit.
CottonTales
#914879
5 months ago
I'm married to Applebloom?
Mognecio
#914881
5 months ago
@KWilt that made me laugh man XD
Anonymous
#914882
5 months ago
@KWilt and CottonTales
What precisely is the order of these two events?
DoctorDreidal
#914883
5 months ago
Apparently, I'm married to Princess Celestia
FUCK YEAH, BITCHES!!
Anonymous
#914886
5 months ago
I <3 violating Octavia. My 21st is gonna be baller, I tellya what.
Ravensbrook
#914890
5 months ago
O.O
violated diamond tiara (7/21)

why do I feel dirty :(
primedawg9170
#914892
5 months ago
I'm married to Braeburn? Fuck no!
Anonymous
#914893
5 months ago
STARTING A BUSINESS WITH DISCORD
marioandsonic
#914894
5 months ago
"Forever tied to Pinkie Pie"

...
AxlCrash31
#914899
5 months ago
Start a gang with Dr. Whooves.

alllllllllrighty then...
Chipotle
#914900
5 months ago
@DoctorDreidal Yes, you are married with her... But she will RAPE you every night and will be legal!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Anonymous
#914901
5 months ago
Me and Discord have stolen the Elements of Harmony.

I do often hide things in books...
Anonymous
#914903
5 months ago
@894
PICKLE BARREL KUMQUAT CHIMMICHERRYCHANGA!
Anonymous
#914906
5 months ago
Create battle clones of Sweetie Belle.

...

"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WAR FACE."
Some_Anon
#914907
5 months ago
Started a business with Apple Bloom...
Oh boy, I'm sure it runs on a deficit.
Dumb_Rock
#914909
5 months ago
We could create a whole story with this.

Also, Nitemare Moon
DoctorDreidal
#914913
5 months ago
@ Chipotle
So what you're telling me is that there's no real downside to this...
Anonymous
#914922
5 months ago
Lmao I violated Fluttershy XD
CogWeaver
#914924
5 months ago
@Dumb_Rock

Yeah, I noticed that, but I wasn't going to say anything...

Also, again, because I'm not sure if I should be happy or horrified but...

I...violated Applejack

☉_________☉
Harlequin_Jester
#914926
5 months ago
@DoctorDreidal I very jelly.
Anonymous
#914929
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with Granny Smith...wait, so like a blast to the past? I think she might be a little old otherwise :V
Anonymous
#914930
5 months ago
"Married to Dr. Hooves"
does that make me derpy?
MaroonBunyip
#914931
5 months ago

i dont want to be married to granny smith!

ssjpony
#914935
5 months ago
Married to Scootaloo

I'm ok with this
Anonymous
#914937
5 months ago
I went to the moon with Bic mac.
Such a bro
Arne
#914938
5 months ago
Destroy Equestria with Applejack? That's weird...
AshesOfSaturn
#914939
5 months ago
If I'm reading this right (August 20), Sent to the moon with Luna
Anonymous
#914941
5 months ago
Started a gang with Cheerilee.

I suppose that makes us... smooth criminals.
Anonymous
#914942
5 months ago
Violated Carrot Top?

Oh my...
CottonTales
#914943
5 months ago
@#914882
I too am interested in the order of these events
Harlequin_Jester
#914944
5 months ago
@Maroon what if it's young Granny Smith?
Chipotle
#914946
5 months ago
@DoctorDreidal Then...

*Hands to DoctorDreidal his new nigh outfit courtesy of Velvet's Boutique*

Your wife will be waiting for you in the Royal Bedroom... you'll be the "catcher" FOREVER!!!
BattleGT
#914948
5 months ago
Stole the Elements with Applejack
GoBologna
#914950
5 months ago
Battle clones of Big Macintosh. Awesome.
Anonymous
#914954
5 months ago
My mother violated Dr. Whooves. I think I might like this woman now.
PonyPon
#914963
5 months ago
Dammit, everypony else got kickass ones and I just switched bodies with a wonderbolt
Harlequin_Jester
#914968
5 months ago
My Brother is married to Mayor Mare.
The_Baron
#914970
5 months ago
Started a business wif Lyra!
Anonymous
#914974
5 months ago
Forever tied with Soarin
....
dunno what to feel
Chipotle
#914977
5 months ago
@PonyPon O rly? I fucking hate Gilda and she's my sidekick against crime!
Anonymous
#914982
5 months ago
Hogtied too nightmare moon
That good?
Anonymous
#914985
5 months ago
@PonyPon - This guarantees you sex-on-demand with Rainbow, so suck it up.
Chipotle
#914986
5 months ago
Notice big brother's birthday

"Destroyed Equestria with Princess Celestia"

DAMMIT!!!

At least he will raped by her... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
PonyPon
#914987
5 months ago
You get to ride her ass into battle against evil, you're cursed with awesome, chipotle!
ponypikachu
#914995
5 months ago
Switched bodies with CheeriLee

Oh tonight is just going to be the best night ever.
Ravensbrook
#915000
5 months ago
lol, apon reading this again, I found out my brother stole the elements of harmony with Twilight Sparkle and my sister switched bodies with Celestia, LOL
CottonTales
#915004
5 months ago
My brother is forever tied to Applejack (lol)
Sweetie Belle became my younger sister's crime fighting sidekick (lucky)
My baby sister stole the elements of harmony with Luna (she gets all the fun)
And my big sister started a gang with Princess Celestia
Theopticals
#915008
5 months ago
Went to the moon with Braeburn?

LUNA HELP ME
Psychopomf
#915010
5 months ago
Dear god.

I stole the Elements of Harmony with Rainbow Dash?!

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOYAL! OH GOD I HAVE THESE WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM
York
#915014
5 months ago
I was banished to Magic Kindergarden with Berry Punch.
We gonna get drunk and beat up foals?
ponypikachu
#915016
5 months ago
Oh and my brother stole the elements of harmony with Zecora, still me switching bodies with CheeriLee is just amazing, and i know the first thing to do in said body
Fuicin
#915028
5 months ago
Went to the moon with macintosh......could be worse i guess.
Chipotle
#915029
5 months ago
Maybe PonyPon, only if it's the humanized version I'll like it... and I will be the one that will choose her costume!

Sexy human gilda in an adjusted sexy combat outfit... YES YES YES!!!
Anonymous
#915032
5 months ago
I violated Princess Celestia.

Fuck your shit, I am now the king of Equestria by way of force.
fanthrose
#915033
5 months ago
I started a gang with Cheerilee
Eliwood10
#915040
5 months ago
Went to the moon with... Fluttershy

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
Jackarunda
#915043
5 months ago
pinkie became my crime fighting sidekick
oh hell yes
Anonymous
#915048
5 months ago
>No Trixie
>No Spitfire
>No Photo Finish

No thanks.
NightGlow
#915052
5 months ago
I'm now married to Carrot Top.
Stargazer
#915053
5 months ago
April 11th...

Started a business with Big Macintosh

I'm... I'm ok with this I guess.
Anonymous
#915059
5 months ago
scootaloo is my crimefighting sidekick?

sweet.
MintBerryCrunch
#915061
5 months ago
I got banished to the moon with Discord.

At first I thought it was bad, but hell, if anyone's going to make moon banishment entertaining it's him.
CallMeAl
#915062
5 months ago
The U.S. itself violated Derpy Hooves.
gashunk
#915064
5 months ago
I started a gang with granny smith...
>>2863
ponypikachu
#915070
5 months ago
CheeriLee body swap, *clop clop clop*
PonyPon
#915073
5 months ago
Dear Princess Celestia,
Tonight I learned fate can seem harsh at first, but me and fellow brony Chipotle found that even combustible lemons can make kickflank lemonade.
Your faithful subject, Ponypon
Ps: Congrats on your marriage.
PPS: Rainbow just blew me, manure was so bits.
Anonymous
#915084
5 months ago
I love this country.
Shockblock99
#915086
5 months ago
Kindergarden? FUCK!
Wait, false alarm, Luna's there.
That and I REALLY WANT SOME MAGIC. SO I DONT GOTTA SPLAIN SHIT TO NOONE.
ManeFlame
#915091
5 months ago
Brb, went to the moon with Sweetie Belle
Anonymous
#915101
5 months ago
Married to Rarity, and I thought hearing my parents' bickering was torture.
Anonymous
#915108
5 months ago
Magic kindergarten with Berry? No idea how that will go.
gashunk
#915115
5 months ago
I'm currently hacking into my records to change my birthday to febuary third.
Anonymous
#915119
5 months ago
Started a gang with Doctor Whooves. TIME TO GO FIGHT CHICKEN MONSTERS WITH VAN GOGH AND STUFF
Anonymous
#915122
5 months ago
Started a business with Octavia...

...Why do you all get the awesome ones??
...sauce, wanna trade?
Anonymous
#915125
5 months ago
Started a gang with Cheerilee... GTC... Greatest Teacher Cheerizuka
EvilHom3r
#915133
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with... Gilda.

PhilSrobeighn
#915134
5 months ago
I violated Granny Smith.

...

I have the worst birthday ever.
Anonymous
#915138
5 months ago
Pinkie Pie is my crime fighting sidekick.

With her pinkiesense, wouldn't that be the other way around?
CodeLuxor
#915144
5 months ago
Shit, my brother started a gang with Big Mac. Game over man, game over!
DoctorDreidal
#915145
5 months ago
Oh Gashunk~

You trying to say something?
PhilSrobeighn
#915162
5 months ago
Meanwhile, Jesus destroying Equestria with Pinkie Pie is now canon.
CogWeaver
#915167
5 months ago
@gashunk
You want to be married to DoctorDreidal??

Also, brb, I gotta go beat my brains out on the side of AJ's barn and spell out my apology in my own blood.
TheAntiCat
#915168
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with Discord.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jack-o-Lantern
#915171
5 months ago
I'm married to Nightmare Moon...
was going to post that image of Luna in the yandere trance but I don't know how to post images in the comments
gashunk
#915172
5 months ago
Um... That I want to control the sun and have legions of loyal soldiers willing to do my every whim? And also I could do this
Anonymous
#915178
5 months ago
I want March the 2nd SO BADLY D:
HeinousActsZX
#915179
5 months ago
Went to the moon with Celestia.
It's gonna be fun!
CogWeaver
#915180
5 months ago
☉_☉
GAH, THAT GIF

Btw, I'm so so sooo sorry, Applejack!

*blows brains out with gun*
CogWeaver
#915185
5 months ago
Wait, so Dreidal is marrying gashunk, and now Heinous just got sent to the moon with gashunk?
Whatever, I don't care, I'm dead.

==AT THE AFTERLIFE==
*sees God at his computer playing that Gif*
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
PonyPon
#915186
5 months ago
There should be some fic with this comment section as the plot points
Anonymous
#915194
5 months ago
Started a gang with Pinkie Pie. Shenanigans shall ensue.
CogWeaver
#915196
5 months ago
You mean like some kind of Ponibooru-wide fic about Ponibooru itself, PonyPon?
Yeah...that would be kind of neat...too bad no one's gotten the idea to do that yet...
*coughcough*
DoctorDreidal
#915208
5 months ago
I've never wanted someone over the internet more than I want you right now.

...I need some sleep.
HeinousActsZX
#915210
5 months ago
SHUT UP I'M WORKING ON IT
WRITING IS HARD
Yurp
#915231
5 months ago
I destroyed equestria with princess celestia ... Not only does that rhyme but I am severely confused as for her motives ... I mean she's already in charge
gashunk
#915234
5 months ago
@DoctorDreidal
CogWeaver
#915249
5 months ago
@Yurp

Aaaaand another gets thrown into the mix!

So DoctorDreidal marries gashunk who gets banished to the moon with Heinous. Out for revenge, gashunk teams up with Yurp and destroys Equestria, all while Heinous is still stuck on the moon working his tail off on a God-Tier fic of awesomesaucery
Anonymous
#915260
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with Applejack...I'd love to know why.
Yurp
#915262
5 months ago
That was quite the mouthful @CogWeaver
ZeroJanitor
#915269
5 months ago
I switched bodies with Octavia.

I'm so trying that bow thing.
Mognecio
#915298
5 months ago
According to this, Jesus destroyed Equestria with Pinkie pie.
HeinousActsZX
#915312
5 months ago
I remember that from Sunday school.
gashunk
#915313
5 months ago
@Mognecio

THAT explains everything.
CogWeaver
#915323
5 months ago
"...And on the eighth day God became hooked on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic after his rest on the seventh. And on the ninth day (plus a few bazillion years) God said F@%& THIS SH$# and destroyed Equestria with his favorite pony, Pinkie Pie."
-Book of WTF, 2:5-7
Karthek
#915339
5 months ago
On the moon with Derpy?
Dr_Action
#915348
5 months ago
I went to the moon with Luna
Anonymous
#915359
5 months ago
Married to Fluttershy. I'm ok with this.
PVRyohei
#915371
5 months ago
I stole the Elements of Harmony with Twilight Sparkle.
Boring...
Captain_Carnation
#915373
5 months ago
Created battle clones of Applejack? Why the hell would I do that? BRB, changing birthday to March 4.
Anonymous
#915379
5 months ago
Heh, March 4th my friend. Life is good.
Anonymous
#915383
5 months ago
Started buziness with PINKY DIANE FUCKING PIE!

A dream comes true!
Anonymous
#915390
5 months ago
@#915133

HAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right, faggot!
Nilsareth
#915395
5 months ago
For ever tied to DJ pon3...I don't like dubstep
Dashy
#915420
5 months ago
Sister 1: Violated Nightmare Moon
Sister 2: Switched bodies with Carrot Top
Brother: Married to Rarity ((little bastard))
Me: Married to Princess Luna...

BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW KING!

Quill
#915427
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with... nightmare moon? Ohooo, that's going to be a riot xD
Anonymous
#915501
5 months ago
Magic Kindergarten with Octavia
Deznait
#915502
5 months ago
Started a gang with Granny Smith...
gashunk
#915518
5 months ago
@Deznait
Same as me!
Well, until I hacked reality and turned into an all powerful [s]all sexy[s] sun goddess. On the moon. Who destroyed equestria.
gashunk
#915523
5 months ago
the bbcode guide lied to me!
Anonymous
#915526
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten, with Applejack. Totally going to bro it up and try to make peace with the fact that neither of us are magically-inclined.
Anonymous
#915534
5 months ago
Swapped bodies with...Mayor mare...Well, I suppose it could have been worse...
Takashi_0
#915557
5 months ago
Banished to magic kindergarten with Octavia.

Mite b cool.
segfault
#915664
5 months ago
Forever tied to Derpy Hooves.
You know what? I'm okay with this.
However, unless how she acted in The Last Roundup was an aberration, I may be in for a short life. Awesome, but short.
Anonymous
#915665
5 months ago
Create battle clones of discord!

with words of Zecora: you're doomed
Draconequus
#915668
5 months ago
I violated Zecora...
I'm sorry...?
Anonymous
#915674
5 months ago
Violated Discord
...
Welp,
Littlecabbit
#915682
5 months ago
.....I destroyed Equestria with Mayor Mare, Fan-bucking-tastic, Everyone else got fun outcomes, and I get stuck with the most boring Pony in Ponyville
Anonymous
#915697
5 months ago
I've created battle clones of Nightmare Moon. Sorry.
WhiteLycan
#915710
5 months ago
Banished to the moon with....

ಠ____________________ಠ

Diamond Tiara. Somepony. Anypony. Kill me. And make it agonizing enough to override my senses and send me into a pain-induced state that prevents me from visualizing it.
RepentantAnon
#915715
5 months ago
forever tied to berry punch...

BOOZE!!!

Anonymous
#915722
5 months ago
@#915710
This sounds like the beginning of a long relationship with a chain of lessons about friendship.
gashunk
#915734
5 months ago
@722
or murder.
Straker
#915764
5 months ago
AWWWWWW YEAH! Married to Nitemare Moon! XD
Anonymous
#915766
5 months ago
March 2nd
I'm happy with this
Anonymous
#915772
5 months ago
Create battle clones of Cheerilee.
An army of teachers? Knowledge is power, indeed.
Anonymous
#915775
5 months ago
Why couldn't I have been born on January 12?!
Anonymous
#915789
5 months ago
I just violated the lord of chaos... when there is almost no male characters... wait.... if he's a mix of all sorts of creatures... what creature is he down there?
Anonymous
#915793
5 months ago
13 July. I understand Cog's pain...
Anonymous
#915802
5 months ago
im a luna republican forever tired to princess celestria not good
TobiasKazama
#915818
5 months ago
Started a gang with Rainbow Dash!
DeeperMadness
#915821
5 months ago
Switched bodies with Derpy? Hell yeah, plot of steel!

Wait, Dr., why are you looking at me like that? Nonono! You keep your sonic screwdriver away from me!
Clover_Patch
#915848
5 months ago
Forever tied to Discord. Hopefully they mean socially or emotionally rather than literally "roped to a statute"
Anonymous
#915864
5 months ago
Applejack became your crime fighting sidekick. whoo hoo!
Bardic_Knowledge
#915951
5 months ago
...Apparently I violated Gilda.

WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?!
Chidadow
#915967
5 months ago
I started business with Octavia
Good because:
-I'm economics major and enterprenuer
-I like classical music
Bad because:
-Music is my greatest anti-talent.
-I also like other music, some of which Octavia would be not happy about.
-I'm not sure about the state of Equestria economy
Sali
#915969
5 months ago
Went to the moon with DJ Pon3. ...I can think of worse things to happen.
IvoryKeys
#916004
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with DJ-Pon3.

Well, i´m a musician too, so...
...MUSIC OF MASS DESTRUCTION FTW!
Anonymous
#916067
5 months ago
Some how i'm stuck in magic kindergarden whit soaring
Anonymous
#916073
5 months ago
Rainbow Dash became my crime fighting sidekick.

HELL YEAH.
Anonymous
#916129
5 months ago
I'm married to Pinkie Pie. Now I'm happily married FOREVER!!!!!
HotFuzz
#916131
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with Zecora.

Anonymous
#916293
5 months ago
WOO! Started a gang with Scootaloo and Phallen1
Anonymous
#916388
5 months ago
Created Battle clones of Rainbow Dash!! :D
My clones are at least 20% cooler than yours
LordBristle
#916473
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with Applejack.
...

WHAT.

coyotecrow4
#916491
5 months ago
@ IvoryKeys

DUDE!! Same Birthday!! Sweeeeet!!!
Anonymous
#916500
5 months ago
I am on the moon, with Pinkie...
Oh YES!!!
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Anonymous
#916519
5 months ago
Went to the moon with Derpy Hooves! Thank you Celestia!
Anonymous
#916523
5 months ago
Meanwhile my best friend just violated Big Macintosh
Anonymous
#916588
5 months ago
Steal elements of harmony with diamond tiara. LOL
Anonymous
#916595
5 months ago
Cheeriliee became my crimefighting sidekick!
TBTabby
#916604
5 months ago
I stole the Elements of Harmony with Princess Luna.

Irony.
Anonymous
#916619
5 months ago
I started a gang with Apple Bloom...this can't end well...
Anonymous
#916677
5 months ago
Violated Mayor Mare? The coup has begun! Viva Revolucion!
GanzitoShoots
#916718
5 months ago
Married Twilight Sparkle.
Anonymous
#916722
5 months ago
Started a business with Pinkie Pie ...
This is either going to be amazing, or the worst kind of torture ...
Anonymous
#916785
5 months ago
>started a gang with Nightmare Moon

D:
Anonymous
#916803
5 months ago
Married to...Scootaloo
CKSM96
#916950
5 months ago
Battle clones of Applebloom. I'll just leave this here.
Magic-Sculpt
#916951
5 months ago
went to the moon with Princess Celestia o__o help ...
Solitude
#917034
5 months ago
Apparently I'm in the Scootaloo gang aswell. Neat.
zekiel
#917082
5 months ago
i start a business with applebloom.

What crisis?
Anonymous
#917155
5 months ago
i started a gang with applebloom! does that make me a cutie mark crusader?
Shomyooh
#917239
5 months ago
Stole the Elements of Harmony with Gilda.

...not bad.
Anonymous
#917437
5 months ago
Stole the Elements of Harmony with... Sweetie Belle? Whut?
Jacks_Smirking_Revenge
#917589
5 months ago
Went to the moon with Pinkie Pie.

Well at least it wouldn't be dull!
Scanuze
#917737
5 months ago
Switched bodies with fluttershy.. good thing i'm a girl,otherwise I'd clop to myself
SenatorSufficient
#917744
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with Twilight Sparkle.
Anonymous
#918026
5 months ago
>Tied to Zecora

Okay... Now what?
Agila_77
#918408
5 months ago
Getting married to Braeburn.
Wait... What?
Anonymous
#918536
5 months ago
I violated Sweetie Bell (sic). Why, oh why couldn't I have been born ten days earlier?
Latios381
#918569
5 months ago
Banished to Magic Kindergarten with Big Macintosh?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
InEquestria
#918579
5 months ago
Anyone have March 12th I'll trade January 18th.
Gundlach
#918783
5 months ago
Forever tied to Zecora! Nice!
Anonymous
#919188
5 months ago
Forever tied to...Gilda?!
Awesome?
Anonymous
#919545
5 months ago
Discord becomes my crime fighting sidekick...WINNING!
ChickNeighney
#919573
5 months ago
Started a gang with Nightmare Moon.

'Aight, I can deal.
Silverwisp18
#919797
5 months ago
Stole the Elements of Harmony with Rainbow Dash. SWEET!
Anonymous
#919982
5 months ago
@Gundlach
Happy Birthday, Gundlach.
Anonymous
#920757
5 months ago
Oh no I violated Fluttershy.

Wait... no I'm not. :P
Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous
#920760
5 months ago
Damnit I'm one day off from switching bodies with Derpy Whooves!
LordTagmeBeard
#920762
5 months ago
Birth day, got it...alright March is...Married [sweet], right, and the tenth name is...Fuck

Um, my B-day is actually March 13th?
Sergiroth
#920764
5 months ago
Sergiroth and Sweetie Bell CRIME FIGHTERS!

*cheesy hard rock opening music*
AppleJackFrost
#920766
5 months ago
I am forever tied to Rainbow Dash.
Shadix
#920771
5 months ago
Married to Spike

If I had a picture of my face with the appropriate face..... It would be here.
MatthewBacons
#920774
5 months ago
"Create battle clones of Cheerilee"

Sounds legit
Anonymous
#920777
5 months ago
I violated Sweetie Belle? I'm not sure what to say to that...
LordTagmeBeard
#920779
5 months ago
@Shadix
I take mines back, you have it worse...I think
Anonymous
#920780
5 months ago
I've just destroyed Equestria with Lyra. You're going to hate me. :3
Anonymous
#920783
5 months ago
I went to the moon with Berry Punch.
BlazBrony
#920785
5 months ago
Create battle clones of Rainbow Dash. FUCK YES!

Also I like how Christmas is 'Destroyed Equestria with Pinkie Pie'. Best. Christmas. Ever.
LordTagmeBeard
#920789
5 months ago
@Blaz Brony

Well, it looks like Jesus has the best B-day then
Anonymous
#920792
5 months ago
Princess Celestia is forever tied to me!! yay!
Anonymous
#920794
5 months ago
"Forever tied to Fluttershy"
yay
itsme
#920804
5 months ago
started a gang with nightmare moon. look out fuckers :D
Anonymous
#920818
5 months ago
Started a business with Derpy Hooves. Win.
daishizen
#920823
5 months ago
sent to magic kindergarten with Nightmare Moon.
NecromanseR_RuS
#920825
5 months ago
violated princess luna...
Is it seems good?
Anonymous
#920833
5 months ago
Behold my army of Princess Celestia battle clones. And despair.
Anonymous
#920836
5 months ago
Apparently, I started a gang with Rainbow Dash.
Sylar
#920852
5 months ago
My youtube account created battle clones of Discord.
Wat
YetAnotherBrony
#920875
5 months ago
I violated Dr. Whooves. Yes, that sonic screwdriver did get stuck into some very uncomfortable places.
Anonymous
#920902
5 months ago
Violated Derpy Hooves.... WHY!?
zeroexe119
#920910
5 months ago
Muahahahaa! Me and Nightmare Moon are gonna go fight evil and be all like "Yo evil" BIZZAM!!!
EvilHom3r
#920922
5 months ago
Dupe

>>118451
Saufsoldat
#920953
5 months ago
Stole the elements of harmony with Sweetie Belle.

Anonymous
#920977
5 months ago
Started a gang with Big Macintosh.
Oh hell yeah.
Anonymous
#921004
5 months ago
Crime-fighting sidekick of Princess Celestia?
.
.
.
UNLIMITED!POOWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Anonymous
#921026
5 months ago
Stole the Element of Harmony Princess Luna
Anonymous
#921044
5 months ago
Forever tied to Soarin?

Ok I´m gay now....
Mushi
#921066
5 months ago
i violated carrot top wat
Anonymous
#921085
5 months ago
Started a business with Luna.

Huzzah, the income has been doubled!
Anonymous
#921087
5 months ago
Married to Octavia
darkswetos
#921091
5 months ago
I Stole the elements of harmony with scootaloo
Daichi
#921114
5 months ago
...and I got banished to magic kindergarten with Big Macintosh.

:\ Dude can't use even magic. The hell.
Anonymous
#921146
5 months ago
Awesome I went to the moon with Luna! :D
Anonymous
#921163
5 months ago
I destroyed Equestria with DJ Pon3. We hired Soundwave to do the honors.
Anonymous
#921202
5 months ago
Banished to Magic Kindergarten with Apple Bloom.

I see you guys in jail.
Spectre
#921207
5 months ago
destroyed equestria with carrot top... yay
Lynneth
#921214
5 months ago
I create battle clones of Granny Smith...
What.
Anonymous
#921219
5 months ago
violated sweetie bell.. wait whut?
Anonymous
#921250
5 months ago
married to pinkie pie sweet
Anonymous
#921283
5 months ago
The USA violated Derpy.
Arteus
#921351
5 months ago
Started a gang with Vinyl Scratch? Fuck yes.
EOCB
#921359
5 months ago
Started a business with Spike?
...okay.jpg
Anonymous
#921475
5 months ago
I'm of to steal the Elements of Harmony with Derpy Hooves, what could go wrong?
Anonymous
#921638
5 months ago
Married to Diamond Tiara

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
Anonymous
#921821
5 months ago
Destroyed Equestria with Twilight Sparkle.

imokaywiththis.jpg
Aggressively-Pastel
#921843
5 months ago
Switched bodies with Dr Whooves? Awesome!

(What? I'm not typing my real birthday into a machine!)
Anonymous
#921854
5 months ago
gramps is married to berry punch...
packer_dash_52
#921982
5 months ago
i'm creating battle clones of berry punch?
i guess this is the year equstria runs dry
Anonymous
#922160
5 months ago
Princess Celestia is my sidekick?

1. Shouldn´t it be the other way around?
2. Nice, but kinda.... boring? Just send that dastardly bastard to the moon and thats it...

Still, I won´t complain.
MidnightLance
#922461
5 months ago
Im married to Cheerilee?

Well least im not married to spike.
Anonymous
#922541
5 months ago
spike is now my sidekick?
Spray
#922639
5 months ago
Married to Discord? I better prepare for some wierd shit.
DoctorDreidal
#922674
5 months ago
Allen Rickman switched bodies with Diamond Tiara...I don't even...
Anonymous
#922867
5 months ago
I'm going to rule the world because I got battle clones of Nightmare Moon! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET~
Posey
#923155
5 months ago
Create battle clones of Princess Celestia.. That sounds horrifying.
Zephyrion
#923603
5 months ago
I started a Gang with Gilda.
Anonymous
#923905
5 months ago
I switched bodies with Berry Punch. I would think leap day would be cooler
WatermelonRat
#924115
5 months ago
Started a gang with Lyra. Awesome.
AppleDash
#924127
5 months ago
Stole the elements of harmony with Braeburn. One day earlier and that would have made a great sitcom.
WatermelonRat
#924130
5 months ago
(Also, Barack Obama went to the moon with Fluttershy)
Professor_Icepick
#925971
5 months ago
Forever tied to Carrot Top, eh?

Could be worse.
Anonymous
#928966
5 months ago
Battle clones of Apple bloom, army of cuteness.
RyuSpike
#933736
5 months ago
This looks fun! Let's see... I'm July 27th...
.........
Anonymous
#934606
5 months ago
"Destroyed Equestria with Cheerilee"

:)

:\

:|

:(
Anonymous
#1088077
4 months ago
apparently DJ P0N3 becomes my crime fighting sidekick....

...

:{l
Anonymous
#1260365
3 months ago
I started a business with Cheerilee.

PEOPLE, COME HERE! SELLING THE ANSWERS FOR ALL TEACHERS TESTS!
Anonymous
#1341631
2 months ago
@WhiteLycan

Same birthday pal.
Anonymous
#1381352
2 months ago
Apparently I just got tied with a timelord.

...I have no idea.
Anonymous
#1381354
2 months ago
Forgot to mention:

MOTHER
WHY U NO GIVE BIRTH ON JUNE 21ST OR MARCH 29TH!?
SquiggyBomb
#1428503
1 month ago
Battle clones of Sweetie Belle