
| Anonymous #914633 5 months ago |
There we go. She just needed a more mature audience, is all. |
| Tyrranux #914659 5 months ago |
I'm really getting sick of guys name Todd.... |
| BattleGT #914662 5 months ago |
The Floor reflection |
| Tyrranux #914668 5 months ago |
It was a real clusterfuck, and that's not a candy bar though that sounds delicious. Filled with peanuts and fuck. Nougaty fuck! |
| ClownDicks #915364 5 months ago |
^Fuck, now you got me hearing Pinkie doing Dane Cook routines.
I actually think he's funny. More because of the delivery than the actual jokes. |
| Anonymous #916126 5 months ago |
great, pic bravo |
| Anonymous #916466 5 months ago |
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. |
| Drefsab #916554 5 months ago |
"I get no respect, I tell ya! When I was a filly I was foalnapped, and the foalnappers sent a letter to my parents that said 'We want five thousand bits or you'll see your kid again'!"
*rimshot* "No respect, I tell ya...no respect." |
| Gittonsxv #917385 5 months ago |
i wonder if anyone finds her bad jokes funny...... |
| metarusonikku #917410 5 months ago |
Oink oink oink! |
| MRacostaK #917455 5 months ago |
Now only need it the Seinfeld's bass tune here |
| FuzzyFenrir #917506 5 months ago |
*sniff sniff*
I smell a with.... I mean dupe! |
| Anonymous #917750 5 months ago |
And boy are my arms tired! |
| Anonymous #917808 5 months ago |
"So what's the deal with pegasus food?" |
| Tyrranux #918004 5 months ago |
My wife gave me a call told me to come over nopony's home, I go over there and nopony's home. |
| Anonymous #918626 5 months ago |
"I had a near death experience once. I saw God, and he was feeling a little ill. He sneezed...I didn't know what to say!" |