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| ZePassionateOne #911167 5 months ago |
Please...do go on. This is actually getting interesting. |
| Gittonsxv #911188 5 months ago |
i fucking love this stalker shy stuff but if i was him i would destroy her with love lol |
| Sevireth #911192 5 months ago |
Huge fuckoff tranq pill is my favorite thing so far. |
| apperture_pony #911207 5 months ago |
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| TobiasKazama #911213 5 months ago |
These are all hilarious. |
| JP #911219 5 months ago |
A human fetish? Oh the horrors! |
| HotFuzz #911234 5 months ago |
@JP: I guess we can call them Humanfags. |
| Anonymous #911375 5 months ago |
That guy is dangerously genre sawy. I mean, opening a sandvich before eating it? NOBODY DOES THAT!
Especially if Fluttershy was at the door. It's physically impossible for her to do that. But she did it anyway. Sorry Fluttershy, that guy knows you too well, you won't be able to make it. |
| Squall_Line #911454 5 months ago |
I love these, hahahaha. |
| Anonymous #911537 5 months ago |
Oh man, these are like a splash of cold water to the everything. |
| Bronyboy #912680 5 months ago |
Little does he know, the horse tranq was just a red herring, the bread was coated with the REAL drugs. |
| Anonymous #912699 5 months ago |
For Celestia's sake dude, just go and fuck the poor thing already! |
| Shockblock99 #912707 5 months ago |
^ The bread is normal bread. Stop looking. There is nothing wrong with the lemonade either. St- STOP... please? |
| Anonymous #913043 5 months ago |
699: Imagine Her "Yay!" if he finally does? Or would it be more like when Dash did a Sonic Rainboom? "You're doing it! You're doing it! Yes! Yes! Yes!" |
| Anonymous #914446 5 months ago |
#913043
Oh no no- remember when she heard Rainbow was looking for a pet? Yeah. That's how she'll be. |
| Anonymous #915398 5 months ago |
^^^^^^^^ I ALWAYS open my sandwiches, burgers etc. before I eat them. I'm an extremely picky eater and Burger King is known to forget when you say "No pickles". |
| Anonymous #916204 5 months ago |
Sex with pegasus ponies is good for human health?
Huh. Should go ask Rainbow Dash about that sometime... |
| Chipotle #918852 5 months ago |
Fucking lucky bastard!
With pleasure I´ll kill all the people in my country for being in his shoes! |
| ZeroJanitor #918861 5 months ago |
Isn't it amazing how this story actually makes you feel more sympathetic towards the attempted rapist? |
| Dysons_Fear #919445 5 months ago |
@861 just when you think you've seen everything on the internet... |
| Anonymous #919643 5 months ago |
There should totally be a clopfic where this guy finally reluctantly agrees to have sex with her for the promise of leaving him alone afterwards, then realizes he loves it. |
| Anonymous #928146 5 months ago |
A Flutterstalker clopfic sounds like a great idea! Whether he loves it or not, eh, can go either way, rape or tender. |
| Anonymous #931195 5 months ago |
#375
Personally, i never drink or eat anything given to me by other people. The only food i eat is the one i bough myself. Same goes for the drink. Additionally, i always keep a loaded shotgun in my closet, just in case. Sure, some have called me paranoid, but i know my preparations will pay off one day. |
| Anonymous #934129 5 months ago |
#931195
I knows it's wrong of me, but now I can't help but imagine Fluttershy in your bedroom, leveling the shotgun at you and going "lose the pants". ^^ |
| Jackarunda #950520 5 months ago |
@118
"I would destroy her with love" You know gitton, that sounds exactly like something I would say. |
| Anonymous #1020622 5 months ago |
Personally I'm just waiting for her to finally get frustrated enough to whip out The Stare.
"YOU! Where do you think you get off being such a little tease? Now, you take off those pants, and you pull out your cock RIGHT NOW, mister! Do you understand me!?" |
| Raga #1054206 4 months ago |
@911375
"That guy is dangerously genre sawy. I mean, opening a sandvich before eating it? NOBODY DOES THAT!" You don't check food given to you? Something tells me that you're an only child. |