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| TheAntiCat #910222 5 months ago |
"I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your borderline divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions." |
| TheAntiCat #910229 5 months ago |
*holds envelope to head* "Government for the people and by the people."
*opens envelope* "What is an ancient legend?" |
| TheAntiCat #910240 5 months ago |
One more for the road:
*holds envelope to head* "Normandy, Canker and Snooki." *opens envelope* "Name a shore, a sore and a whore." |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #910269 5 months ago |
^Hey-o!!! |
| Xuncu #913912 5 months ago |
And the final envolope---- if you applauded, may a yak in heta be your sister's french tutor.
*holds to head* Jaws 3D *opens* What is the bra-size of a flat-chested shark? |
| Xuncu #913913 5 months ago |
*heat |