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| Metaflare #903389 5 months ago |
what
what what why what |
| Irdene #903395 5 months ago |
dat spike |
| Zincy #903409 5 months ago |
Huh...don't see that everyday. |
| Anonymous #903416 5 months ago |
mybrainisfulloffuck |
| NightJack #903426 5 months ago |
Cutie marks on the crouch... |
| gashunk #903437 5 months ago |
Is this a genderswap or are there no turian females? |
| Dark_Horst #903439 5 months ago |
congrats, you made me burst out laughing. now, excuse me while i grind supidly and think about how awesome this is |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #903442 5 months ago |
*Airquotes* |
| pkthunder #903449 5 months ago |
lolwut? |
| Zincy #903454 5 months ago |
There are female Turian's, I just don't think we've ever seen one in game. Or if there was one, i don't remember it. |
| Anonymous #903459 5 months ago |
Hey! You know what it call for? A TROPHY!
I think a human spine will be just GREAT! |
| Anonymous #903466 5 months ago |
They were in comics. Female crest is just much shorter. |
| Anonymous #903482 5 months ago |
a turian and AJ's hat.
seems legit. |
| Anonymous #903495 5 months ago |
>#903459
But Eleven-Pink-Thirteen, are't you too old for this? |
| Dark_Horst #903503 5 months ago |
female turians?
http://masseffectfanfic.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=gaming&action=print&thread=928 pretty, isn't she? |
| Rostam #903506 5 months ago |
fluttershyxSpike must not shippp |
| overlore #903586 5 months ago |
I...just....what? |
| Anonymous #903633 5 months ago |
>#903495
Too old for easy trophy?! NEVER! |
| d715 #903675 5 months ago |
I'm pretty sure Turian arms arn't that bulkie, it looks more like this is Gears of Mass Effect |
| TwilightSparkleForeverrr #903825 5 months ago |
Ah, yes, 'Friendship is Magic'. We have dismissed this claim. |
| Anonymous #903915 5 months ago |
even the turians are bronies |
| Marcusfenix102 #904208 5 months ago |
My Little Turians, fuck yeah |
| Lynx_Amurie #904742 5 months ago |
i
uh but what uhm huh but i i dont- my mind- i ._. |
| MonkeyKing #905522 5 months ago |
...Wouldn't Twilight and Rarity be biotics? |
| Anonymous #905552 5 months ago |
>#905522
Turian can't 'be beotics' |
| Anonymous #905750 5 months ago |
^
We need grammar nazi, now |
| Anonymous #906255 5 months ago |
This is the weirdest crossover.
I mean I could see doing each cast member as a different Mass Effect alien, I guess, but having all of them as Turians? Who sits down and is like "I really like this one species from a sci fi video game and also the main cast of a cartoon pony show - let's mix 'em up!" |
| Dark_Horst #906289 5 months ago |
^because everyone loves garrus, that's why |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #906302 5 months ago |
#905552
From Mass Effect Wiki: "Biotics are uncommon. While admired for their exacting skills, biotics' motives are not always fully trusted by the common soldier. The turians prefer to assign their biotics to specialist teams called Cabals. " |
| CodenameOne #906592 5 months ago |
I'm surprised no one's mentioned that they are armed with 21st century human weapons. |
| Sorain #915197 5 months ago |
The export of human entertainment, especially public domain material to the Turian Hierarchy has resulted in several minor cultural movements, religious and secular. The lack of copyright renewal limitations in Turian law means few works are in the public domain. One of the most unexpected stories to emerge from this trend is that of My Little Pony. While aimed at young human females, it has found a remarkable audience, young adult Turians especially mercenaries and members of the military. The values espoused, especially loyalty, presented without the typical framework of duty and societal obligation prevalent in Turian works, speaks to these Turians with a comfort level lacking in Turian produced media. Especially troubling for Turian traditionalists is the concept of fighting for friendships, rather then for the state or for duty. The small band of Turian mercenaries shown here have customized armor in reference to the show, and their weapons are styled after 20th century earth firearms, another example of cultural migration. |
| Dark_Horst #915868 5 months ago |
^here, have my internet |
| Anonymous #926216 5 months ago |
Sorain, you are a god amongst men for that paragraph...
All written in a similar style to the Mass Effect Codex entries. Son, I am proud. |
| Anonymous #1040516 4 months ago |
I should go do this in the ME3 demo right now... |
| Anonymous #1075423 4 months ago |
My Little Turian
My Little Turian Aaaaaaa~ah (My Little Turian!) I used to wonder what aliens could be (My Little Turian!) Until you fought First Contact with me! Calibrations! Tons of Guns! A mighty Armada Faithful and strong! Dextro-Biology! Flex and Reach! And Garrus makes it all complete! (My Little Turian!) Don't you know we've all have dismissed those claaaaaaaaims?! |
| williamcll #1155111 4 months ago |
^internets to you too |
| Anonymous #1164293 3 months ago |
Why do they have human like anatomies? Muscles? Abs? .... No Deal! |
| mahtaitor #1215559 3 months ago |
i like this....but the arms and abs......dont belong im sorry to say...... |
| Anonymous #1251341 3 months ago |
This is actually turian cosplay. |
| Kaminoyouni #1480469 1 week ago |
My Little Turian: Calibrations are Magic |