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| P0ny_News #897405 6 months ago |
>kill myself.
Third choice. Always the best. |
| PonyPon #897411 6 months ago |
help her make cupcakes without the ingredient, obviously |
| StalkerZHS #897416 6 months ago |
you do nothing |
| Yurp #897427 6 months ago |
@P0ny_News has probably suggested the best way to go ... honestly you are probably gonna die anyway at least do it on youhr own terms and (hopefully) it would be a whole lot painless than whatever that CAR_RAZZAY filly has instore |
| P0ny_News #897446 6 months ago |
Or there's a fourth choice.
Kill her. (But I won't do, because she's my favourite pony) |
| Anonymous #897453 6 months ago |
I would unleash my inner monster and help her make cupcakes, and I would do it with a smile |
| Dashy #897455 6 months ago |
Hmm... Running won't help, she got the fastest pony in Equestria... OH! Have Celestia banish you to the moon... that will buy you enough time to get Luna to help you too... if that doesn't work THEN kill yourself. |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #897456 6 months ago |
>Give a rain check. If she won't accept it, then push her in the oven during the baking process...WHAT? It worked for Hanzel and Gretel! |
| sargesprinkles #897481 6 months ago |
so many things i didn't know about
i like working with in the canon |
| Anonymous #897548 6 months ago |
(◕‿‿◕) MAKE A PINKIE SWEAR! |
| ZeroJanitor #897554 6 months ago |
Y'know, it doesn't actually SAY what the secret ingredient is. It could be love, for all we know.
I choose option 1. |
| Wooberjig #897562 6 months ago |
I have a question:
I'm not gonna read the thing, but I'm curious as to how Pinkie Pie eviscerates Dash. Does she use her teeth to hold the tools, or does she magically hold them...? |
| Nebbie #897569 6 months ago |
Help her make cupcakes, ask to rape the victims when they wake up, and possibly stikk around to help from then on out. |
| Nebbie #897589 6 months ago |
^Not sure about which in the story, but I think the animated versions differ. |
| Dr_Action #897649 6 months ago |
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| Anonymous #897653 6 months ago |
Make cupcakes out of her. Zing! Solve both problems. |
| Anonymous #897677 6 months ago |
If I had to help her, I'd make sure to kill her victims before she got to them. Anything is better than being dismembered alive by that... Thing. Granted, I'd still happily help her bake her cupcakes, but I would bring an end to her more sadistic practices. No exceptions you little cunt. |
| WatermelonRat #898252 6 months ago |
I totally want to see this made into a fanfic (there are already about fifty Cupcakes spinoff fics, what's one more?)
Maybe Applebloom did it under threat at first, only to have her mind break and become the same as Pinkie. |
| KhrisKross #898696 6 months ago |
MAKE THE FUCKING CUPCAKES. |
| Takashi_0 #899031 6 months ago |
*Grabs AA12 Auto-Shotgun, Lowlander, and Odachi.*
Come the fuck at me pinkie. |
| Anonymous #899076 6 months ago |
Genuflect |
| Anonymous #899392 6 months ago |
Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES! I DON'T WANT TO FACE DEMON PINKIE! |
| Anonymous #900430 5 months ago |
always the 6th choice bore her to death |
| ClownDicks #903355 5 months ago |
Put it in. |