
| Anonymous #895018 6 months ago |
Because anything that touches it dies from sheer ecstasy. No mere mortal can handle her body. |
| Harlequin_Jester #895037 6 months ago |
She needs to get that registered with the state, 'cause it's a dangerous weapon Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow. |
| Anonymous #895071 6 months ago |
When Derpy shakes that flank, she causes extensive property damage. She's the only pony that has been banned from every club in Manehattan, which makes her a national hero. |
| Anonymous #895231 6 months ago |
who's a silly pony you're a silly pony who is you is derpy hooves |
| Maya #895355 6 months ago |
^WIN |
| Anonymous #895372 6 months ago |
Fillies, Gentlecolts, Assorted Bronies, and Roboshi.
For too long we the community have wondered which pony would truly pick up the mega-klutz personality that our beloved Applejack's G1 ancestor once had. We originally believed it was Sweetie Belle. But no. It's now canon. Derpy Hooves is our mega-klutz of G4. And yes, Anon231 is right. She is the silly pony. Amen. |
| KlinKitty #895373 6 months ago |
Too many muffins. |
| Anonymous #895389 6 months ago |
Last two Anons: Include more of her klutziness in what remains of season 2 and then watch remixes of "Who's a Silly Pony?" with Derpy's name instead of AJ's explode. |
| mindcannon #895396 6 months ago |
Dynamite ass! |
| BackgroundPony17 #895454 6 months ago |
Canon Derpy is "The Jinx": http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheJinx
Apparently, the writers decided to go with the "ditzy, klutzy" character developed by the fans, and inserted her in the show as an unwitting bringer of destruction. In "Feeling Pinkie Keen", she unknowingly gave Twilight Sparkle the Wile E. Coyote treatment, and now in "The Last Roundup" she apparently was helping Rainbow Dash with a cloud-clearing job and ended up nearly destroying Town Hall. If she shows up for more than a second in a future episode, expect another main character to be in a world of pain. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #895568 6 months ago |
Derpy, the only thing your ass is destroying is the crotch of my pants.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! |
| Anonymous #895890 6 months ago |
I'd de-struct her destructive plot with my plotting device |
| romantiCaveman #896146 6 months ago |
Because, Derpy, your destructive plot kickstarted the plot of this episode. |
| Anonymous #896187 6 months ago |
Bubble Butt. |
| sexyapplejack102 #896491 6 months ago |
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| TheLoneLampman #896626 6 months ago |
Weapon of ass distruction |
| Takashi_0 #899503 6 months ago |
Anon1: if that's the case, then how was Dinky born? |
| Doctor_Whooves #899506 6 months ago |
I figure she left on some of the foal weight from when she was pregnant with Dinky; hence the hefty hindquarters. |
| TheGlueFactory #918401 5 months ago |
I don't know why your plot is destructive, but I do know why Demoman's plot is destructive.
*hears an explosion off in the distance* |