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Saufsoldat
#892765
6 months ago
That was hilarious as fuck, excellent work.
MatthewBacons
#892768
6 months ago
wat
Zancrow
#892770
6 months ago
As long as you're sorry....
Anonymous
#892776
6 months ago
NO FU NO NO SCOOTABUSE!
Draconequus
#892797
6 months ago
And then Derpy gave her an amazing home and SCOOTABUSE NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN.
fonypag
#892890
6 months ago
This is actually the ending I was expecting from the original. Unsurprisingly, a Scootabuse version was quick to follow.
Anonymous
#892915
6 months ago
as much as i hate Scootabuse, I hate babies more. I lol'd
Anonymous
#892963
6 months ago
Did you just wreck the cutest comic ever????
Anonymous
#895064
6 months ago
Best of it all? Derpy left Scoots there and instead got Dinky. Mwahahahahaha! Oh, the Evil.
Anonymous
#895142
6 months ago
^^No, he ruined two of them.
Anonymous
#895838
6 months ago
AAAAANNNNDDD Scootabuse is done. "Baby in a dumpster" is the new rock bottom.
cthulhlu
#897188
6 months ago
this is scootaloo's reoccurring dream, ditzy raises her to be a ninja, then she faces down rainbow dash and depending on what she ate before bed, they fight to the death or make out.
there was also that one dream were they formed a jazz band. that was a strange one.
Anonymous
#897203
6 months ago
Rock bottom? Then we start digging, bitches!
Anonymous
#898519
6 months ago
I loled, am I a horrible person?
Anonymous
#905824
5 months ago
Original http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/114678?search=scootaloo

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/111598?search=dinky_hooves
Anonymous
#920140
5 months ago
Huh. I didn't think anything on this site could legitimately piss me off. Turns out I was wrong. Scootabuse I can handle, but Scootababybuse? That's just sick, man. See a shrink. You have issues.
RlyOff
#948129
5 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
#949895
5 months ago
"...as much as Scootaloo flapped her tiny chicken wings, she was unable to escape the iron grip of the blue pony. The first punch was tentative, like a cat cautiously testing the softness of a cushion before resting on it, but the second punch was meant for bringing the hurt. Peppering Scootaloo's tiny, bawling body with barrage of haymakers, shovel hooks and overhands, Rainbow Dash considered how squeezing and whacking the bulbous orange head was redolent of playing volleyball. Strapped for ideas, she violently chafed the struggling filly against the hard surface of the road below, as if she were cleaning it with a small orange sponge that cried buckets of salty cleaning fluid, pockmarking the poor foal's body with festering cuts and bruises, before violently throwing her to the ground in a clumsy imitation of a touchdown. Pondering to herself, Rainbow Dash noticed that the mashed-up infant was trying pitifully to crawl away, wailing like a newborn for its mother (not that it had any). Dash violently grasped is forelegs and lifted it up to her face. One eye was closed, blueberry-coloured and watering, yet the other was a large, shiny orb, creased with the intense pain and spewing shiny rivulets of tears down its shivering, orange body. Dash looked into this eye with all the sagacious empathy and care of Celestia, and the foal brightened up, perhaps the pony had decided enough was enough? Rainbow Dash gave a coy giggle before snapping Scootaloo's dumpy chicken wings off in one fell swoop. The filly screamed its tiny lungs raw, as Dash violently pummelled its stomach while chewing on its tasty, still bleeding wings. Then God, angered by the audacity of this Anon, banished him to the seventh circle of Hell where he belongs..."
Anonymous
#979142
5 months ago
Which one's the seventh circle again? I want to make sure it's painful enough. Seriously, why the hell would you write that? You actually do seem to have some talent. Just rely a little less on your impressive vocabulary and focus on something less vomit-inducing.
Anonymous
#988986
5 months ago
#895838 Eh. You never know when it'll end. maybe it will end with extreme pummling to the face. or maybe more foal scootabuse.
Anonymous
#1054054
4 months ago
This is the continuation

Anonymous
#1068206
4 months ago
So thats why they changed the dery pony accidental child murder or an abused toddler.

Say where can i find more comics like this they are funny.
Anonymous
#1070419
4 months ago
Just write Scootabuse, Dinkybuse, or Equestria's_worst_mother in the search. You might find some good stuff here on this image board. Look out for the pictures tagged as questionable or even explicit.
Anonymous
#1071638
4 months ago
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
FUCKIN' SCOOTALOO
Anonymous
#1071646
4 months ago
That was funny as fuck, excellent work.
Anonymous
#1080632
4 months ago
Great, now I hate anons. Does that make me self hating?
Anonymous
#1080647
4 months ago
Actually, the worst part of this is figuring out a way it could be canon. Think about it. Scootaloo is abandoned and found by Rainbow Dash. Dash beats and disfigures her, but she's saved by Derpy. Scootaloo ends up going her life with disfigured, broken wings that prevent her from flying. And in the end, she finds an idol to look up to, not realizing that her idol was responsible for all the shit she's dealt with her whole life!

Now, is that fucked up or what?
Anonymous
#1081422
4 months ago
pretty fucked up yea but its ok cupcakes happens the next week :)
Anonymous
#1083490
4 months ago
@1422 No no no, Rainbow Factory happens the next week. Cupcakes happens the week after that.