
| Psychopomf #883564 6 months ago |
Put up a good fight and then plead for my life at the end in exchange for friendship |
| CallMeAl #883568 6 months ago |
Challenge them to a game of FOOTBALL! |
| CogWeaver #883574 6 months ago |
First, I tag my crap.
Second, I don't make the stupid mistake of both Nightmare Moon and Discord - that when they do arrive and activate the elements, I DON'T FRIKIN' STAND STILL AND GET HIT |
| Jackarunda #883576 6 months ago |
firearms |
| Anonymous #883577 6 months ago |
giggle at them and watch them disappear |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #883584 6 months ago |
Take away, or complicate, whatever makes them unique. |
| Anonymous #883586 6 months ago |
If I'm a real mean baddie I grab a gun and shoot them or something (Guns are canon by the way).
If I'm just kind of a jerk I plead for forgiveness and become the element of redemption. |
| Anonymous #883587 6 months ago |
Mislead them into thinking that i stole their elements and placed them into a labyrith, while at the same time telling them with a riddle where i hid them. Of course, nothing could go wrong. |
| Dragoon #883588 6 months ago |
Have a galaxy fight!
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| PonyPon #883592 6 months ago |
Plead to fluttershy in secret to show mercy if i release thier princesses, appeal to twilight with logic, show pinkie i can be fun, show rarity i can be both refined and unselfish...
anything that gives me a saftey net amoungst them, i'm a villain, not a dick |
| Anonymous #883597 6 months ago |
@dragoon
you sir....you are playing with forces you DONT understand. |
| CogWeaver #883598 6 months ago |
I think Jackarunda has the best answer |
| marioandsonic #883601 6 months ago |
Say, "Fine, you be the new rulers. Toodle-oo!"
Then, while they act confused for a moment, I fly away on my jetpack. |
| PonyPon #883602 6 months ago |
and barring all that, SEND EVERYTHING AND SKIP SOLAR SYSTEM |
| Lium #883603 6 months ago |
Convert them to my side. Not like Discord did, but proper conversion.
Or just knock 'em over the head and stick 'em in a secret prison. |
| Anonymous #883609 6 months ago |
Take hostages. Be polite.
Free Cola-Storms everyone seems to forget about over Cloudsdale... Threaten to kill somepony if they don't comply with your demands and deliver you the Elements, separately of course with a non-element bearer carrying them to me. Release hostages for every Element as a sign of good will, put them somewhere safe and rule over the lands... Free cake for everyone! |
| Dragoon #883613 6 months ago |
@597
I don't care, as long as it's epic and one of us will go out with a Bang! |
| HeinousActsZX #883615 6 months ago |
Call for hugging backup.
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| Lium #883616 6 months ago |
Also, very important: don't get cocky ever. |
| Anonymous #883619 6 months ago |
Fight. Duh. |
| Zancrow #883620 6 months ago |
Yeah, I think Dragoon's proposal is the only logical step. |
| NiGHTS4life #883621 6 months ago |
Nothing. |
| Anonymous #883624 6 months ago |
1)Give them a 10-minute-long speech explaining how powerful I am and how they will fail.
2)Fight them 3)Lose 4)Give them another 10-minute-long speech explaining my motives and my tragic past 5)Transform into MY REAL FORM 6)Get defeated again 7)Exclaim how I can't believe this, how impossible this is. Yell in agony, explode. |
| Anonycat #883626 6 months ago |
I do the obvious: I create a non sentient dummy programmed to attack them and gloat like an idiot, while I run away before they could see me.
After they have nuked the decoy, I disguise myself as a random background pony and keep a low profile to keep controling Equestria from the shadows. From time on time I would change my disguise and send more decoy villains to keep them busy and keep their attention away from me. |
| Anonymous #883628 6 months ago |
If I had the power to defeat the princesses, I would tear them apart. They would make stories about the carnage that day.
Or, I wouldn't stand still. |
| NightJack #883631 6 months ago |
Wait for them to get there and tell them "it was fun to fight the princesses but i was only doing it to test my power, I don't want to rule or anything, I'm a little mad but not evil, so bye!" |
| zralf #883639 6 months ago |
i make up false evidence against luna and celestia's evil evil EVIL plans, show it to the mane 6 and tun out to be the good guy. |
| Karazor #883646 6 months ago |
Be perfectly polite and genial. Disappear while they're confused. |
| Anonymous #883651 6 months ago |
they use their GIGA FRIENDSHIP DRILLand i use my GIGA FRIENDSHIP BREAKERthe whole goddamn reality collapses |
| Anonymous #883655 6 months ago |
Throw them a surprise party!
And if I'm really evil add in some surprise brain-sex! |
| HeinousActsZX #883656 6 months ago |
Where's the original of that background art, by the way?
It looks cool. |
| Dumb_Rock #883658 6 months ago |
Step 1: Spare me the fight and surrender.
Step 2: change sides. |
| Anonycat #883665 6 months ago |
Hmm. Now the idea of waiting just until Twilight and friends are at hearing range to tearfully announce that "I, the last of my kind have finally avenged my race after Celestia and Luna caused their extintion to usurp our ancestral land" sounds kinda fun. |
| BlazBrony #883671 6 months ago |
Inavade a different country |
| BlazBrony #883672 6 months ago |
*Invade* |
| Anonymous #883677 6 months ago |
Try to negotiate and convince them that their beloved princesses are tyrants and how ponydom deserves freedom and democracy.
If they'll bite I make myself premier and rule Equestria as glorious chairman. |
| Anonymous #883678 6 months ago |
Send my strongest minions while they are all still at level 1. Also, order my minions to destroy EVERY single Save Point, Inn and Shop in Equestria. |
| coolgame17 #883692 6 months ago |
Octavia, MUSIC please!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRgrykM3jO0 Equestria, why would I want this perfect world when I can lie to me telling to myself that I am the IDEA! You know what, I'm rather more discreet than this to my ultimate goal is fulfilled: proves once again that the ponies are dependent on ideas, ideas that save their lives and perveties their "goodness"... How am I supposed to do this? It's simple: I begin to present in their dreams as a kind of representation of their subconscious and I'm realized that the friendship they bear for each of them is far from ideal... For example, to Twilight: Is what they are really your friends or your real friend is Spike? (I put Spike in the lot of my brilliant plan, because he is not to be underestimated) I'm going to make a philosophical journey in each of them to finally make them more friends. They will love them so much they will end up hating this world, for love of their friendship! At this point, things follow these steps: They want bring down the current government, they take the place to become tyrants and finally they dies by revolution! To this end, I could always take the place of these tyrants, but not because I've already said I want the ponies regret to have ideas! Now if you'll excuse me, I have completed my complex analysis to characters of Mane7... *Evil Laugh* |
| SlayerBVC #883695 6 months ago |
I will consult these.
-http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList -http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordListCellblockA -http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordListCellblockB |
| Gundlach #883698 6 months ago |
"Congratulations! You've won my little game. I was merely testing your dedication to your Gods. Be assured your Princesses are quite safe and you will be reunited with them shortly. You've proven yourselves without a doubt capable of defeating the growing darkness in this world. But be warned. If you fail, not just Equestria, but the entire world will be consumed. However, I have faith in you. I am not your enemy. I am just a messenger. Good luck and good-bye." *dissolves in a blue aura* |
| SlayerBVC #883700 6 months ago |
See also..
-http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesAdditionalEvilOverlordVows |
| Anonymous #883703 6 months ago |
First off, I will jump out of the way of the big laser rainbow of death. Then, I will attempt to take the Elements from them while they flounder to try to line up a second shot. After that, it is an excercise in keeping them seperated from their trump card magical nuke. If I succeed in stopping them from reclaiming their artifacts of power, I will use psychological warfare to demoralize them. Next, send in my minions when they are to tired to properly defend themselves. Use my powers to either kill or imprison, however I knock them down, make sure they stay down. Finally, spread word they simply gave up the fight, no martyrs, no underground resistance, the Element bearers surrendered, the Princess' are dethroned, and any further resistance will be met with extreme brutality. Your move. |
| Anonymous #883712 6 months ago |
Challenge them to something I know they can't win.....Rock,Paper,Scissors. |
| Robomorons #883715 6 months ago |
First, jump out the window.
Second, put bones back in sockets once I hit the ground. Third, hide until they leave. |
| Bardic_Knowledge #883752 6 months ago |
Gundlach's response made me think of Fable III.
If only because I'm playing it right now. |
| Anonymous #883763 6 months ago |
Banish them to the future that is Aku. |
| dudemang #883775 6 months ago |
Invoke the Ide. |
| NobodyTheThird #883845 6 months ago |
Prepare my anus. |
| ARandomByStander #883864 6 months ago |
I would make everyone think im evil and bad so they would unite together and over power me BUT THEN I would show them I was just messing around BEAT them up a little (no blood hopefully) then stop and tell them it was all a game to see how strong they are in such a short time. |
| Zincy #883868 6 months ago |
Go Kefka/ Hazama and just try and end the world. Take everything down with me. |
| Anonymous #883913 6 months ago |
#883695
>tvtropes GOD FUCKING DAMMIT |
| 441 #883918 6 months ago |
Run away like a pussy.
"DEAR LORD, I DIDN'T EVEN DEFEAT CELESTIA, SHE JUST SLIPPED IN A BANANA PEEL AND I HAPPENED TO BE NEARBY! |
| RealityCheck #883920 6 months ago |
Just about any realistic plan would be enough. |
| CottonTales #883943 6 months ago |
I don't know can I teleport things?
if so just permanently remove the elements from play LIKE DISCORD SHOULD'VE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE |
| BattleGT #883953 6 months ago |
918 You win |
| Sheltem #883999 6 months ago |
I will throw all my forces *at once* at them, and if they manage to beat all of us I say "woops" and depart |
| Anonymous #884081 6 months ago |
BRAINWASH RAPE |
| Anonymous #884095 6 months ago |
il transform into a tentacle monster after i find a magical snes controller and activate the konami code |
| Xuncu #884363 6 months ago |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajw6AsYTW2o&t=04m07s |
| Anonymous #884399 6 months ago |
Rape the maids |
| Vercci #884714 6 months ago |
Wake Up |
| Anonymous #884831 6 months ago |
Before the final blow is struck, I shall tear open a portal in time and fling them into the distant future where MY EVIL IS LAW. |
| Anonymous #884837 6 months ago |
^ at the very least I should last longer then 2 episodes, amirite? |
| AppleJackFrost #884838 6 months ago |
Throw 'em into the TV and make them face their true self. |
| TBTabby #884942 6 months ago |
Arrange things so that Equestria is better off with me in power. |
| Solitude #885689 6 months ago |
Be smart about it. Put up a token fight, cut my losses then periodically show up to cause some havoc. Gotta keep busy/entertained after all. |
| Dysons_Fear #887703 6 months ago |
If I'm an evil bastard, NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE. If I'm me, I surrender, cause ponies are awesome and I want to experience the magic of friendship. |
| Anonymous #890148 6 months ago |
Very simple, a good villain knows the weakness of the 'heroes', take what they care for the most, and as the cold-hearted bastard i am i would not hesitate to kill them or worse unless they surrender and what will happen to them, depends on the my mood but let them go is not an option |
| mindcannon #890177 6 months ago |
Fly away on Togetic
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| Anonymous #1245323 3 months ago |
Summon a deadly smell-sight dragon made of unbreakable, unmagicable material behind them.
See, if they hit me with the elements, the dragon kills them while they're tired from the shot. If they get the dragon, I kill them while they are recovering from the shot. No matter what happens, I WIN. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1245347 3 months ago |
Surrender and serve my time in a prison.
Later write biography. Give the money made from story to orphans. Get job where my gifts can be used to help society. I suck at being the bad guy. |