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| ScootaBloom #881607 6 months ago |
One day Donut Steel was trying to find his pony friends but could not. Everywhere he looked he just found signs saying "Censored by SOPA". Eventually he found someone who wasn't censored and asked him "WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS!".
The man turned 'round to reveal a tall figure in a gray suit, but instead of a face he just had a black box that said SOPA. He said "Your friends have been censored by me because they were infringing on our copyrights." "NO THEY AREN'T THEY ARE JUST PONIES." "I'm Mr. Sopa, just try and stop me!" "SOPA MEANS SOUP IN SPANISH" "Yes, yes it does." Donut then lasered at Mr. Sopa but the man in the suit censored his laser right out of the air. "Those lasers are too similar to the ones found in Star Wars, you are infringing on their rights!" "NO U" Donut used some magic to create a fireball to shoot at Mr. Sopa. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, don't you ever learn? That magic is too similar to the stuff in Dungeons and Dragons, it has to be censored." "YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" cried Donut as he started swinging his flail arm about. "I'm tired of this, time to censor you!" Donut Steel felt a darkness creeping around him, and eventually his whole world was surrounded by pure darkness. Is this what it would be like if Mr. Sopa censored everypony? Donut had to fight back. Donut felt his strength waning, but he could still fight the darkness if he was quick. He used his magic to go back in time, back to when Mr. Sopa was still just a bill. Everything was so beautiful without Mr. Sopa around that it took him a while to adjust from the dread of the censor realm. Once free from censor hell, Donut Steel used his supernatural tracking powers to find Mr. Sopa, and eventually wound up in a house in Texas. Donut Steel barged in, searching high and low for Mr. Sopa. He heard screams coming from the basement, and was shocked when he found out his enemy had chained up his favorite characters and censored them repeatedly. "He's upstairs, stop him... please!" Donut Steel had no time. He jumped straight through the ceiling and landed inches from Mr. Sopa, who was about to censor Fluttershy and ruin her innocence. Before that could happen, Donut Steel punched him in the back of the face with his flail, decapitating Mr. Sopa and sending him back to the hellfires which birthed him. Fluttershy thanked Donut and helped him unchain the characters in the basement. Mr. Sopa was finally defeated, and they all went out for frosty milkshakes to celebrate. THE END |
| Nopony #881609 6 months ago |
Oh my god this is awesome! Donuts! |
| Anonymous #881626 6 months ago |
Donut Steel is my hero now. |
| Anonymous #881636 6 months ago |
Censor is an alternative word for rape in the last few paragraphs |
| Anonymous #1084433 4 months ago |
"the back of the face"? |