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| HeinousActsZX #872670 6 months ago |
Blink. |
| Anonymous #872673 6 months ago |
I'm okay with this. I feel sorry for any girls that become guy ponies though. |
| HeinousActsZX #872676 6 months ago |
Then probably go through some sort of panic attack as my brain tries to process what the hell happened to me. |
| Iona #872679 6 months ago |
But I don't wanna be a stallion... |
| Imdumb #872683 6 months ago |
I'm in the same dimension as Pinkie. I'd go party. |
| Anonymous #872684 6 months ago |
be vaguely annoyed and/or worried about my earth human commitments
then try to get my bearings and get situated |
| Ten_Tacles #872690 6 months ago |
Admittedly, I would first check how the other gender changes my self-enjoyment methods... |
| Gittonsxv #872694 6 months ago |
excuse my language but
FUCK. EVERYTHING!! and more srsly, i would have so much fun xD |
| KRODERSERK #872700 6 months ago |
I would not care that much. |
| Anonymous #872701 6 months ago |
I would become an annoying Mary Sue OC that is friends with the Mane 6 and have secks with all of them (at once). |
| NecromanseR_RuS #872702 6 months ago |
panic |
| EOCB #872704 6 months ago |
I'm with Gitton on this one |
| CKSM96 #872705 6 months ago |
Pony would pony pony of course. |
| Harlequin_Jester #872707 6 months ago |
Start flickin' the bean, you know what I usually do when I wake up. |
| Anonymous #872710 6 months ago |
@684 - Gotta say the same, then I'd have to get used to walking on all fours and figure out what a girl unicorn does for fun. |
| Kooner #872711 6 months ago |
Well that would be fun i geuss.
A new experience in ... mare x mare. |
| NecromanseR_RuS #872713 6 months ago |
em harlequin what gender you are? |
| Anonymous #872715 6 months ago |
Scream like the filly I had become trying to comprehend what has happened to me. |
| Harlequin_Jester #872717 6 months ago |
Male. |
| TheUltimaXtreme #872721 6 months ago |
Smile in the realization.
Remember there's no TV or computers. Rage. Suicide. |
| Dashy #872725 6 months ago |
See how hard I can buck something. |
| NecromanseR_RuS #872734 6 months ago |
i will go to twilight, she fix it
Caramel also get knowlege about gender-swaping |
| Nebbie #872736 6 months ago |
I had a dream where I was Rainbow Dash once.
It was rather nice, but I think that losing my penis while I'm able to notice it would not be something I'd enjoy. Not a huge issue, but certainly not welcome. I would probably try to get together with Rainbow Dash while being roommates with Twilight cause of the whole being completely flat broke and homeless thing (and Twilight would be the most likely to know how to send me bakk or reverse the genderswap or both). |
| Fuzzy_Logic #872744 6 months ago |
big macintosh |
| Dragoon #872746 6 months ago |
I'll be all happy! I don't mind if I was a mare, but I will try to find a way to go back to Earth and human. Video games and all that. |
| Anonymous #872747 6 months ago |
Likewise @684, start looking for a way to let home know this place exists and I'm here and safe. This is not only because I have an employment contract and debts and such here, but also because Gawddam I have just discovered so much physics-defying humus, the papers I am going to get out of this will be redonkulous. If there is remotely any way to get some of this communicated to journals back home, I am going down in history.
Also, since it's most likely that I'm in the canon world, it should be completely safe to be friendly and honest with everypony. Life is good. |
| Dachimotsu #872758 6 months ago |
Squeal with delight. |
| StonerSunshine #872761 6 months ago |
Induce diabetus? |
| Anonymous #872763 6 months ago |
Oh. Right. The genderswap.
*looks down* Enh. w/e. |
| MachinaExDeus #872764 6 months ago |
Library. They must have fascinating lore. Probably also a solution there. |
| Takanuva #872765 6 months ago |
FREAK THE FUCK OUT |
| Robomorons #872775 6 months ago |
Attempt to find a magical person to help fix the jam I am in.
And then use the bathroom. |
| ZePassionateOne #872790 6 months ago |
Running all over Ponyville screaming "GET THESE COLTS OFF ME!!!". |
| zralf #872795 6 months ago |
MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY |
| JamesBob #872804 6 months ago |
Hope Fluttershy's a lesbian. |
| Dionysus #872807 6 months ago |
I wouldn't really care about the genderswap.
I would miss the internet ... and all the other stuff on earth of course. I propably wouldn't want to return to our world if I'm allowed to stay, but I would like to send a letter to my loved ones to let them know what happened to me. |
| PVRyohei #872820 6 months ago |
I would try to get a job at the library in order to earn a few bits, learn more about life in Equestria and possibly how contact my world (and see if I could live in there too). About turning into a mare, I probably wouldn't give a single fuck. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #872827 6 months ago |
HAVE ALL THE SEX. |
| RepentantAnon #872828 6 months ago |
oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD! |
| Anonymous #872833 6 months ago |
How the fuck am I going to survive here? How am I gonna get a job if I don't even know how to move properly with these four legs? Where am I gonna live? What am I going to eat? I'm fucked. |
| Anonymous #872838 6 months ago |
@#872705
Words of wisdom. |
| ROTHY #872842 6 months ago |
Realize my dick is gone. |
| Anonymous #872853 6 months ago |
Since its easier to get laid as a female...
FUCK EVERY COLT I MEET |
| Anonymous #872857 6 months ago |
BEST. DAY. EVER. |
| Regiskyubey #872859 6 months ago |
I realize that my period is coming... |
| HeinousActsZX #872860 6 months ago |
Do any of the people who think they're gonna have sex realize it doesn't quite work the same way?
And do they think anyone will sleep with them anyway? |
| Anonymous #872864 6 months ago |
Celebrate! |
| NightJack #872869 6 months ago |
Well I guess i'm a lespony then. |
| Ymirthor #872870 6 months ago |
I would be scared in all honesty. I think waking up as a genderswapped pony would be a major shock, especially if you can't actually get back to being a human again, at home, on earth. |
| CircuitBoard #872872 6 months ago |
Fear the day I have a period. |
| HighPlainsSquinter #872899 6 months ago |
That'd kind of suck for a number of reasons, especially since I just finished watching all of Planet Earth and frankly Equestria just doesn't compare.
And I think losing both my penis and my freakishly large Adam's Apple would take quite a bit of getting used to. |
| Anonymous #872906 6 months ago |
Party with Pinkie then ponder this question.
What would hermaphrodites be? |
| TouruZen #872919 6 months ago |
Find my way to sugar cube corner to party! |
| Dumb_Rock #872939 6 months ago |
Check my plot |
| deft #872946 6 months ago |
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| Anonymous #872953 6 months ago |
PARTYLIKE ITS 1889...WOOOOOO |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #872954 6 months ago |
Wait, no, I rethought it.
"HI TWIST. I AM A FEMALE. LET US HANG OUT AND HAVE SLEEPOVERS AND PRACTICE FRENCH KISSING." |
| Psychopomf #872965 6 months ago |
Question: What's my cutie mark?
Because if not I'm going to try and get one in lezzing out. |
| Psychopomf #872970 6 months ago |
*Do I have my cutie mark.
Herpaderp need coffee |
| PVRyohei #872974 6 months ago |
@Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
Depending on how old you are, what you just said can be considered very weird. |
| Anonymous #872997 6 months ago |
Considering the fact that Ponyville is Lesbian Capital of Equestria, I think I'd make do. |
| Millfox #873000 6 months ago |
When I consider that average pony lives about 2-25years id go "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU........." For the first few months. And due to the change of... well meh, nothing's perfect. |
| HighPlainsSquinter #873015 6 months ago |
@Millfox I don't they play by quite the same rules as real ponies. |
| Junbug #873049 6 months ago |
Bad side is I can't watch MLP: FiM
Good side is I can live it. |
| Nemns #873050 6 months ago |
Have Big Mac's babbies. |
| Psychopomf #873052 6 months ago |
Actually scratch that.
As a prelude to lezzing out I set on a quest to the Griffon city-state-kingdom to find Gilda and try to make her be less of a meany pants. THEN I go find Spitfire... |
| Jackarunda #873060 6 months ago |
what do
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| Anonymous #873062 6 months ago |
fuck all the males.
masturbate furiously. see what the biggest thing I can fit in my vagina is. |
| ShootingDust #873104 6 months ago |
Well, first I'd freak out for a bit. Once that was done though I guess I'd try to find a place to stay. And a job, can't forget about that. And I'd want to figure out my cutie mark if I didn't get one in the transition.
Of course the freak out phase might last long enough for other needs to pop up, like convincing the nice ponies in the white coat's I'm not crazy. |
| Yeoseo #873109 6 months ago |
Introduce the concept of vidya gaems to Equestria. |
| Mattatatta #873122 6 months ago |
At first I'd wonder what the hay I ate last night to trigger such a vivid dream. Then I'd realise I'm not in a dream, calmly find a tree to hide in - I mean hide under, because now I can't climb trees yet - and proceed to panic at the fact that I have no clue how I got here, how I turned into a pony, nor have any idea why I'm now female.
I like being a guy, so suddenly being a girl would be more frightening than being in a world I am totally unused to. |
| Disturbed2468 #873163 6 months ago |
Wonder what the fuck just happened. |
| Psychopomf #873181 6 months ago |
I just realized... You'd all have a great power. The power of instantly knowing all Canon.
You can find out about Scootaloo's parents, Rainbow Dash's orientation, and chat up background ponies. CONSIDER THIS GIFT AND CURSE YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN |
| Anonymous #873184 6 months ago |
Clop |
| HeartmendSoar #873188 6 months ago |
I'd wonder what the heck happened.
Then probably just live life and enjoy it. It is what it is. One neat thing about the show is that friendship works the same way no matter what gender you are (hence why guys watch a little girls' cartoon). |
| Anonymous #873334 6 months ago |
use my knowledge of computers to try and build one. May take years. |
| Django #873370 6 months ago |
My answer:
me:......Cheerlee. Cheerlee:Yes? me: Tell the foals to cover their ears. Cheerlee:Why? me:Trust me... *50 seconds later* Cheerlee:There done. me:Thanks *inhales* F- *Meanwhile on Canterlot* Luna:.......Whoa. (Yes i'm a guy) |
| Anonie-Pony #873378 6 months ago |
Find a gay colt and have the best night ever |
| Sn1perandr3w #873446 6 months ago |
find the mane six then have hawt lesbian ponysex |
| Atiarotias #873456 6 months ago |
Be a Hobopony |
| Bardic_Knowledge #873558 6 months ago |
"Huh. Interesting. Well, let's see if we can fit in around here..." |
| HeroInferno #873580 6 months ago |
If I'm an earth pony; Try to get a job at Sweet Apple Aceres.
If I'm a Pegasus; "Cloudsdale, here I come!" If I'm a Unicorn; Go and get a bunch of magic books from Twilight. |
| Anonymous #873649 6 months ago |
confirm if true
find nearest town (assuming in in the middle of nowhere) find job live happy |
| -Lunacy #873790 6 months ago |
I'd suddenly be a mare, forgetting I had cast my genderswap spell the night before. I go to fuck all the stallions I can persuade into mating. |
| Shred_Hexstring #873971 6 months ago |
if earth pony, help pinkie with partying like hell, if pegasus, lez it up with rainbow dash and adopt scootaloo in the case that she's an orphan(which I sincerely hope not. :C that'd be sad.)
if unicorn, grab a guitar and rock everyponies' brains out. |
| Anonymous #874091 6 months ago |
Touch My Body |
| Raven #874137 6 months ago |
Lesbian sex. So much lesbian sex. |
| CottonTales #874216 6 months ago |
Wonder how the fuck this happened and probably get a book on Equestria so I can figure out how everything works
(I am not that concerned with gender) |
| CranialHeartache #874322 6 months ago |
Put the first thing I find into my snatch. |
| Doctor_Whooves #874329 6 months ago |
The same thing I'd do if I woke up and wasn't genderswapped.
Go find Pinkie, and make out with her. |
| gashunk #874336 6 months ago |
Watermelon.
Eat watermelon. With my vagina. |
| ZeroSpawn47 #874368 6 months ago |
i think i'd be ok with it, i'd love to have a look at their libraries |
| Dysons_Fear #875175 6 months ago |
I'd squee (because now I can) then set out for the Ponyville library. Have some adventures, eat some apple pie and chill the fuck out for once. |
| Step-chan #875184 6 months ago |
I'd become a girl pony?
Hmm.. Elephrhino.... |
| Anonymous #875453 6 months ago |
I have no idea!
-AJF |
| NightGlow #875535 6 months ago |
Life as a mare would take getting used to, but to live in Equestria, totaly worth it! |
| Takashi_0 #875578 6 months ago |
Start Schlicking. |
| haloassassin #875589 6 months ago |
hang out with spike and the main 6
and if that dos goes wrong wake up discord and show the ponys what the human form of chaos is |
| Takashi_0 #875593 6 months ago |
more specifically, to Rarity. |
| Verbose #875605 6 months ago |
Wake up again, and go to class.
...what? |
| FeralSocks018 #876065 6 months ago |
Try to figure out if Equestria has Xbox Live. |
| GigaBowser #876089 6 months ago |
What DON'T I do? |
| Draconequus #876202 6 months ago |
Bask in the glow that I'm one of the only guys in Equestria.
Then, hoping I'm a Pegasus, fly like there's no fucking tomorrow. Then work at the weather factory. |
| MagicMarker #876792 6 months ago |
Make cupcakes and become first Equestrian serial killer. Double points for being a girl. LOLSEXISM. 83c |
| Anonymous #877647 6 months ago |
I like how there are a lot of "now that I'm a girl I'm gonna have hawt lesbian sexxors" answers, while there's a substantial minority that are all "Oh, gender? Not really important, is it?".
And, like, two commenters who are now male. %^) You go pegasisters! |
| Anonymous #878170 6 months ago |
fap, simple as. |
| Anonymous #880057 6 months ago |
Masturba- god damn it beaten. |
| Wafflecannon #880675 6 months ago |
CLOP WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! |
| Rezak #881042 6 months ago |
I'll spend all the day in quite happy manner. Maybe befriend with some ponyfolks. Talk a little with Twi, because I really want to.
...then I'll go to bed and will pray to all gods that I'm not gonna stay in THIS shape or even in this world. Earth is better place, no matter some of you guys think. Seriously, it will creep me out to be a pony forever. Especially a female one. |
| Anonymous #887956 6 months ago |
Prepare my body, and go to everfree. Look around until I find something I can make crazy profit from and become rich.
Then I proceed to go to Canterlot and live it big. As for my newfound vulva... I don't care. I'll be too busy being rich. |
| ZeldaTheSwordsman #996288 5 months ago |
I would start by getting accustomed to the new body, working out how to use it. Following that I would see about getting registered as a citizen, and finding a job and a place to live. I would also try and find a way to contact my family. |
| Anonymous #997413 5 months ago |
First I'd probably bolt out of wherever I woke up and run around in a state of panic until I figure out where I am. I imagine the other Ponies would be curious about what's wrong with the new Mare with a Celtic-Cross Cutie-Mark and a lot of strange scars. At that point, it would probably sink in that I'm in Equestria, in which case, I'd ask to be shown to the Library and explain my situation to Twilight. Hopefully this would result in my being introduced to Celestia herself. The big question though, would my Sexual Orientation change with my Gender? Or would I be a Lesmare? |
| Anonymous #998554 5 months ago |
one does not become a "guy" pony |
| Anonymous #1399084 2 months ago |
Be like Rainbow Dash, except for the fact that I'd be a unicorn.
And red. |
| Mariokidd #1443881 1 month ago |
It depends, am I still human? |