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| kuren18 #868850 6 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's review: My Little Pony: Baby Cakes. OOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! There's this couple, named Mr. and Mrs. Cake! And they just had TWINS! -I- had twins once! I ate well for three weeks... And it turns out that one's a pegasus and one's a unicorn! And Mr. Cake is like: "Well two of my very distant relatives are a pegasus and a unicorn, so somehow that got passed way down to these two here!" And I'm like: "Uh, yeah, you totally cheated, didn't you?" So a month goes by and it turns out that Pinkie Pie really likes playing with the babies! And nothing else. So when the Cakes realize they have to leave the babies alone for the afternoon, she's the last pony on their mind! But nopony else can do it today! Applejack has to buck apples, Fluttershy's going on a picnic with her rabbit, Twilight's doing school work, Rainbow Dash is going to see the Wonderbolts for the ten millionth time, and Rarity just says no. But all the while Pinkie's like: "Pick me! Pick me!" But they ignore her until the very end! Don't worry, Pinkie, I know how you feel. That's exactly what happens when I try to get the attention of the hookers on the next block. So anyway, they finally let Pinkie look after their babies, and what's the first thing they do? They cry! But what's Pinkie's first reaction? To do stand-up comedy! And she's like the GREATEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! The babies were crying at the end! I love it when people cry laughing! -I- cried at a stand up comedy routine once! Carlos Mencia really was the pinnacle of bad comedy. It was so touching! But then it turns out that they find it really funny when Pinkie dumps flour on herself! So it becomes her last-ditch resort to get them to stop crying! So everything gets really out of control! But then Twilight Sparkle comes over and is like: "I thought I'd come by and help you out a bit! I didn't think you could handle all this responsibility on your own!" And Pinkie's like: "Are you questioning my responsibilityness?" "Uh... yeah..." "Then piss off! I'll show you that I can do this myself!" And I'm like: "Hooray, they're going to stage an intervention!" But, that doesn't happen. Instead, it turns into a horror movie! And I'm like: "Uh, did Sgt. Sprinkles hijack the script or something?" But, nopony dies. Hooray! So Pinkie tries to get the babies to go to sleep! But it turns out that the baby pegasus can fly, Which makes me wonder why Scootaloo can't fly, And the baby unicorn can do magic! Which... also makes me wonder why it was so hard for Twilight to do magic at first. But I digress. So they cause all sorts of chaos! And the baby pegasus is like REALLY FREAKING STRONG and drags Pinkie Pie all around Sugarcube corner in a huge slapstick scene! It was like watching Tom and Jerry back in the good old days! So everything totally goes to Hell! And Pinkie starts bawling her eyes out! And I'm like: -manly tears- When will those babies learn? But then they drop flour over themselves to cheer her up! And Pinkie Pie immediately cheers up! So the babies finally go to sleep, and Pinkie writes a letter to Celestia about how she learned about responsibility! And the Cakes come back and find that Pinkie actually seemed to do a good job! And they're like: "Do you want to be our number-one babysitter?" And Pinkie's about to say no, but then the babies say their first words! "Pinkie," and "Pie!" I wish my first words were Pinkie Pie! But I digress. The end! This is Chester A. Bum saying, CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! Come on, I promise I'll use it to take stand-up comedy lessons! I wanna open for Pinkie Pie some day! |
| NecromanseR_RuS #868863 6 months ago |
wheres oink view? At least that was good review |
| NecromanseR_RuS #868870 6 months ago |
good review but wheres oink oink |
| NecromanseR_RuS #868874 6 months ago |
fuck ninjaed myself |
| Dionysus #868894 6 months ago |
Feels like you cut off/rushed the end a bit "but then the babies say their first words ..." and you don't address Pinkies reaction, you leave it hanging.
But the "When will those babies learn?" was great xD Not your best one, but still really great ! |
| Step-chan #871090 6 months ago |
Thumbs up. |