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| MortalKombatFan1 #857187 6 months ago |
friend-ship |
| Anonymous #857188 6 months ago |
why is inigo montoya with the ponies |
| AppleDash #857190 6 months ago |
2 sentences?
I ask Inigo Montoya how he isn't dying, then I tell him I killed his father. |
| Anonymous #857194 6 months ago |
"Remember me, as your hero" |
| DeeperMadness #857195 6 months ago |
"Oh hey, this is just like that stupid meta message posted on Ponibooru by some idiot anon a while back." |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #857196 6 months ago |
Help me! |
| AppleDash #857197 6 months ago |
Actually, scratch that. I ask Twilight if she can turn me into a pony so my body is used to pony physics and I won't die. |
| ZePassionateOne #857198 6 months ago |
Twilight...come closer...
*boops nose* ...bleh! *le dead* |
| NightJack #857199 6 months ago |
If Inigo Montoya is there and doing fine then I will be too, but being in Equestria is just Friday to me, have to hand the lab reports to Twilight.*sigh* |
| NecromanseR_RuS #857201 6 months ago |
valghala im coming (yeah its scandinavian but who cares)
Bring me some beer and deer |
| NecromanseR_RuS #857202 6 months ago |
who is inigo? |
| FireBrand #857206 6 months ago |
come closer....
...I ripped my pants *dead* |
| ZePassionateOne #857208 6 months ago |
..I should never have switched from scotch to martinis... |
| Anonymous #857210 6 months ago |
...I'm still high, aren't I? Wait shi- |
| JP #857213 6 months ago |
"I'm... I'm s-sorry... they... they're coming, run... run..."
*dead* |
| PVRyohei #857214 6 months ago |
Rarity. My name is PVRyohei. You stole my heart. Prepare to marry me. |
| RepentantAnon #857219 6 months ago |
im only moslty dead! help me!!!!! |
| NecromanseR_RuS #857225 6 months ago |
i will bring myself to life like vampire. All necromancers after death becoming vampires |
| NecromanseR_RuS #857230 6 months ago |
no i will not revive like robert patinson |
| NightJack #857231 6 months ago |
@NecromanseR_RuS
If you have't then you need to watch The Princess Bride.  |
| NecromanseR_RuS #857234 6 months ago |
i watch it but, i think, they change names in dub |
| NecromanseR_RuS #857239 6 months ago |
oh fuck i think you talkingabout corpse bride sry gonna google |
| JamesCorck #857248 6 months ago |
You...are...my role...model...Iñigo... |
| Anonymous #857266 6 months ago |
"Oh, well this is fucking great isn't it?" |
| Roboshi #857268 6 months ago |
There is another skywalker! |
| TobiasKazama #857272 6 months ago |
Save me Twilight OP Sparkle! |
| Andrewzp #857280 6 months ago |
"pleased to meet you, im the doctor. give me a minute, i need to do something really quick." |
| Anonymous #857281 6 months ago |
*incoherent screaming from pain about 86% profanity's* then "totally worth it" and finaly *cough blood and die* |
| Anonymous #857284 6 months ago |
"rez plz" |
| Andrewzp #857287 6 months ago |
and thats how dr. whooves was born. |
| Anonymous #857311 6 months ago |
"We, Princess Luna, hath been mutated by Diamond Tiara. Go forth and avenge our death." |
| Restforthewicked #857320 6 months ago |
"Thank you... all" |
| Restforthewicked #857330 6 months ago |
"Insert *cough, cough* pun here"
*Breathes out* *Breathes in* *Breath out again* |
| Restforthewicked #857340 6 months ago |
I got a few... tell me if you want any more. |
| HotFuzz #857343 6 months ago |
"I...I don't have much time left...Pinkie...you know what to do..." |
| isthachakena #857347 6 months ago |
"...inconceivable" |
| Restforthewicked #857369 6 months ago |
"Ow" |
| SilverWind #857381 6 months ago |
Rose....luck...*bleh* |
| Nebbie #857387 6 months ago |
"This situation is so retarded, as if it were made by someone with no understanding of instincts or how the body works, that I refuse to put up with it" *gets up, has Pinkie Pie throw a party, then leaves* |
| Mushi #857584 6 months ago |
"yay..." |
| Arne #857592 6 months ago |
"With my last breath... I curse Zoidberg!" |
| Michos #857607 6 months ago |
Well while I indeed do feel like i'm dying, some etheral voice informed me that i'm actually able to speak at least one sentence, and so I shall continue to speak in one long incredibly unbroken sentence never having a silent moment again until somebody, or rather somepony should I say, finds a treament that would keep me alive for a long time, somepony like you, Twilight Sparkle as, from what I heard, you are probably one of the smartest ponies in the whole ponyville, we may also ask Zecora, as she may know something about that too;
oh yeah, i may also just take a break and change a topic in mid-sentence as long as person visualising it uses semiclon instead of a period; weird world it is, the only problem is that i can't properly ask any questions, but i think i can live with it; |
| marioandsonic #857643 6 months ago |
"Forgive my rudeness, but WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?! HELP ME!!!" |
| CKSM96 #857697 6 months ago |
"I guess I was dying to meet you all!" |
| PhilSrobeighn #857743 6 months ago |
^ Can't top that.
Question is silly anyway, why isn't Iñigo dead? |
| Anonymous #857792 6 months ago |
@Everyone wondering why Inigo isn't dead:
1. It's because he's from a third dimension, completely seperate from both ours and Equestria's. The physics which govern his body's function are assumed to be compatible with Equestria's dimension for the sake of this scenario. 2. He's been mostly dead before and that didn't stop him. He's not going to let a little thing like debilitating pain stop him. 3. It's a silly situation concocted out of curiosity and boredom, stop trying to analyze it and have fun. You're on a site about talking, multicolored, magical equines. (see also: MST3K Mantra) @Everyone calling the situation stupid: Duh, it's stupid. It has sapient, magical ponies, a Spanish swashbuckler, dimensional travel, and the problems of different universes with drastically different physical laws and constants clashing. Of course it's going to be stupid. @Anyone calling me stupid for making this scenario: Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel good about yourself. You know nothing about me beyond what I've posted here and that I decided to create such a strange, unrealistic situation and see how people, seriously or humorously, think they would react. I know myself better. I KNOW I do stupid things sometimes deliberatly, simply because doing things intelligently and seriously all the time is mind numbingly boring. |
| Anonymous #857808 6 months ago |
Trixie... is best pone... blargh* |
| Anonymous #857813 6 months ago |
Bring me your virgins... |
| Anonymous #857815 6 months ago |
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| Xuncu #857914 6 months ago |
"I love you." |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #857993 6 months ago |
"With my last breath..."
"I curse Zoidberg!" |
| Anonymous #857995 6 months ago |
@Anon857792: It was Wesley that was mostly dead. Try again. |
| Squall_Line #858043 6 months ago |
"Butts." |
| Anonymous #858069 6 months ago |
"Penis penis penis penis penis lol!" |
| Spindizzy #858242 6 months ago |
Your name is Inigo Montoya. Your father was killed. I prepare to die. |
| Karazor #858365 6 months ago |
"Say skrnac."
Followed by: "Don't let them bury me." No one will get this reference. |
| FeralSocks018 #858464 6 months ago |
"Inigo, where's Westley? I want to tell him he's awesome." |
| Anonymous #858514 6 months ago |
Respawn in 3...2...1... |
| Detective_Chmilewsky #858594 6 months ago |
"Arrrrrrrrgh oh god the pain arrrgh!" |
| Step-chan #859140 6 months ago |
Quick! Turn me into a pony!
Ahhh..... |
| Vree #859156 6 months ago |
Never become a writer. |
| fonypag #859162 6 months ago |
"Rarity lied to you about why she couldn't make Twilight's birthday party and why she was ducking out of it after you moved it to Canterlot.
Problem, Rarity?" |
| Draconequus #859180 6 months ago |
"Can you hold me? Inigo, I'll say hi to your father." |
| okami6969 #859268 6 months ago |
"People draw porn of 6 of you." |
| Parp555 #859852 6 months ago |
Five tons of flax! |
| peteian #860344 6 months ago |
OATMEAL? ARE YOU CRAZY?! *dies* |
| Restforthewicked #861006 6 months ago |
"So THAT'S what that button did." |
| Some_Anon #869896 6 months ago |
"The humans are coming! The humans are coming!"
Alternatively, "The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming!"  |
| Aquilinus #934693 5 months ago |
"My only regret is that I have boneitis!" |