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Zancrow
#854607
6 months ago
Religion -.-
Jackarunda
#854610
6 months ago
The settler ponies to Celestia: AWAY FROM ME SATAN

lol
HeinousActsZX
#854620
6 months ago
I prefer the part where God promises Abraham all that he can see.
Fits Celestia's character better.
dsagent
#854625
6 months ago
HeinousActsZX That would have been good too.
NightJack
#854629
6 months ago
^ No it would of been better, this makes it seem more like your making Celestia the devil.
NiGHTS4life
#854631
6 months ago
Are you kidding me? First we have Celestia being a troll, then a molester, and now the freackin' devil?
ARGH
#854638
6 months ago
I agree with Heinous, though this is still pretty clever
Zancrow
#854639
6 months ago
^^
The only logical conclusion xD
Wheezie_Moonflower
#854646
6 months ago
Oh, I thought WesDaaMan made this one.
Xuncu
#854649
6 months ago
Ponyville = world?
Ichijoe
#854691
6 months ago
>Implying that Cele is an evil bitch...

....No wait.... Carry on!!
Jackarunda
#854748
6 months ago
I agree with Heinous
Dysons_Fear
#854775
6 months ago
I don't know. If Tia was the devil, *sunglasses* I'd be tempted.
PhilSrobeighn
#854823
6 months ago
I'm taking the middle ground between OP and Heinous and going with Deuteronomy 34:1-6, where Moses sees the Promised Land but is not allowed to enter it, then dies.
Anonymous
#854846
6 months ago
Wait, didn't the settlers accept Celestia's offer?

They kissed her hoof!
dsagent
#854881
6 months ago
PhilSrobeighn

That is some god level trolling right there.
Cyanfunk
#855253
6 months ago
Hey guys here's a hunch but maybe this is, I dunno, a joke?
Saufsoldat
#856163
6 months ago
Celestia makes a better god than Yahweh ever could be. At least she's not into genocide or murder over minor annoyances.
Monkey_Zombie
#856335
6 months ago
STOP BIBLE-ING MY PONIES!
Anonymous
#906721
5 months ago
Celestia is much more mature than the Judeo-Christian God. She's the kind of God I'd believe in if I weren't an atheist.
Anonymous
#1110383
4 months ago
Princess Celestia want for everyone only good. Not what they deserve, but what is good for them. She does not place justice above goodness.
But you compare her to devil! Such BLASHEMY means your soul is so corrupted even she can't help you.
Anonymous
#1142435
4 months ago
Geez. It's just a parody! People here getting all self-opinionated.
Anonymous
#1160564
3 months ago
11 Then Jesus said unto him, Seriously? Are you trying to bribe GOD? I already own all of this, bitch!

12 Also, how what about the kingdoms on the other side of the planet? Who gets those?