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Harlequin_Jester
#854347
6 months ago

CallMeAl
#854349
6 months ago

Once upon a time, everypony suddenly got pregnant. Except Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

And Twist.

The End

Dumb_Rock
#854364
6 months ago

And in the end, he chooses all of them!

Fuzzy_Logic
#854415
6 months ago

One day Big Macintosh was looking really sad

why are yall so sad asked applejack

big macintosh said "because caramel is going out of town for a week. :("

and applejack said "yall rely too much on that there friend pal of yers, you need a girlfriend!" and big macintosh was reluctant to a hilarious degree

pause and imagine his reluctance for 10 seconds

then applejack set big macintosh up on dates with her friends, one for each day caramel was gone

he went out with twilight to the bookstore, but big macintosh doesnt know how to read

he went out with rainbow dash to cloudsdale, but big macintosh doesnt know how to fly

he went out with fluttershy to the woods but big macintosh stepped on a mouse

he went out with pinkie pie to sugarcube corner but big macintosh is watching his figure

he went out with rarity to the mall but he smelled bad and it embarassed her

he went out to space with luna but big macintosh isn't a goddess so he couldn't breathe

and then on the last day applejack ran out of friends and thought big macintosh was a lost cause anyway. she felt so bad that her brother had to be lonely.

then caramel came back and he and big macintosh had secret buttsex in the barn and applejack is a dumb bitch for not realizing her brother likes dudes after all the hints he's dropped such as leaving fitness magazines in the bathroom

the end

Fuzzy_Logic
#854419
6 months ago

no wait before the end

big macintosh told caramel about the stuff, and caramel said

"I dont care that you cant read. You are brighter than any star. I dont care that you can't fly, because then you, my angel, would still be in heaven. I don't care that you won't eat sweets, because if you did you'd be too sweet to kiss. I don't care that you smell, because that smell means you are a strong man. And I don't care that you stepped on a mouse, because that is my fetish."

the end

Harlequin_Jester
#854423
6 months ago