
| SenatorSufficient #848492 6 months ago |
It happens to the best of us. |
| ponypikachu #848525 6 months ago |
I'd open that burrito and throw up, but that'll never happen cause i only ever get Mexican food at taco johns |
| Scumbag_Crowley #848543 6 months ago |
Totally worth it though, right? |
| Anonymous #848560 6 months ago |
I know!
tastes so good, feels like death. |
| Zancrow #848565 6 months ago |
Is that a burrito or a barf bag? |
| Questionmarktarius #848657 6 months ago |
Is it bad that the shit-fountain is largely indistinguishable from the burrito filling? |
| Anonymous #848672 6 months ago |
I got a good laugh out of this. XD |
| Anonymous #848710 6 months ago |
@ Questionmarktarius
no, as that was done purposely. :V |
| Anonymous #848742 6 months ago |
>That feel when you suddenly have the screaming shits, but after the initial burst a log as big as your forearm rockets out with the aid of the liquid, and on the way it pinches a nerve so badly due to it's size that you lose feeling in one leg for like 15 minutes. |
| Anonymous #848870 6 months ago |
^ i laughed so hard i think i peed myself |
| Ginger_Fig #848902 6 months ago |
Sweetie Belle: I'm sorry they're making fun of you AppleBloom, but at least I'm not the butt of another poop joke. |
| DPV111 #848998 6 months ago |
@848742
Eeyup |
| MaroonBunyip #849050 6 months ago |
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| Wheezie_Moonflower #849108 6 months ago |
They probably get super-cheap imported oil that's badly processed.
When the 99 cents store used to get imported soy oil and my friends tried using it, the stuff made them ride the porcelain express. The thought it was the meat. But, after cooking some eggs, with the same result, they found the culprit was the oil. The problem develops during the long ride across the Pacific Ocean. The oil baking in their bottles inside hot shipping containers, is enough to plasticize the oil enough to become indigestible. |
| Anonymous #849240 6 months ago |
Reminds me of the time I had the teriyaki sauce at Panda Express.
Instant explosive liquishits. My ass became a powerful, high-velocity poopthrower. |