
| PowerToole #845974 6 months ago |
Seriously, I need to read about RoboClop and I have no experience at writing fanfiction. |
| NecromanseR_RuS #845978 6 months ago |
seems good |
| TenchiFreak5 #845985 6 months ago |
RoboClop? That shit sounds painful. |
| Anonymous #845997 6 months ago |
Imagine getting kicked in the face with a metal hoof. Awesome |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #846005 6 months ago |
Oh, yeah? Someone sent me this yesterday for some crazy reason:
Guess what the thing does. |
| PowerToole #846006 6 months ago |
A masturbation machine is what you're thinking of?
There's a beautiful poem about something like that: There was an old man from Marine Who invented a wanking machine On the 99th stroke The fucking thing broke And whipped his bollocks to cream. |
| TobiasKazama #846072 6 months ago |
"We can rebuild him, we have the magic."
Yeah wrong movie but that's how I roll. |
| PowerToole #846112 6 months ago |
Indeed you're quoting the wrong franchise, but that's a hell of an idea, TobiasKazama!
I kiss you! *schmuack!* |
| Restforthewicked #847571 6 months ago |
Come on, give the mare a... hoof I guess? |