
| Rodman #842012 6 months ago |
Obviously, we are all Timelords. |
| Harlequin_Jester #842014 6 months ago |
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| phallen1 #842017 6 months ago |
The database server clock is more than 2 minutes slower than the web server clock, and the difference between the post timestamp and the current web server time is the time displayed. Question answered. Move on! |
| ZePassionateOne #842020 6 months ago |
*ejem*
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| Some_Anon #842025 6 months ago |
Speaking of negative seconds... check 'em. |
| Dumb_Rock #842028 6 months ago |
>not getting -140 seconds |
| HotFuzz #842031 6 months ago |
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| DaisyHead #842032 6 months ago |
@dumb_rock i see -142. |
| Some_Anon #842041 6 months ago |
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| Cyanfunk #842057 6 months ago |
Ponibooru's full of magical mysteries
Puzzles unsolved throughout site history Why does it lag even late at night? Why is place all blue and white? Is the server round? Is it flat? Why can't Eco tell me that?! Like, what's with Poland? Get less pics! And what's with scat? It's makes us sick. What is Jonesco? Who is Weaver? Isn't Kein just a big weiner? Why are Wesdaaman's pictures all like dirt? Overanalytical bronies make my head hurt! Confessions Porn TF2 Butt fun How'd they even get Photoshop to run? Why are pants different than skirts? Fucking negatives. How do they work? Yo. How does Roboshi always know what he's faving, huh? Are file sizes small, or just far away? Why do some drawings look like butts? ...What the fuck is an AEIOU?! Now here's just a list, of some stuff: Fluttertrees Swanlestia Crusader Capes Real horse Triangles Zecora A different horse Two horses The whole sites got 10,000 people And Madmax created all of us equal SO FUCK YOU TROLLS, FORGET YOUR TRICKS ALL YOU ANONYMOUS CAN SUCK OUR DICKS |
| SenatorSufficient #842066 6 months ago |
^Nice. |
| ZePassionateOne #842072 6 months ago |
@Cyanfunk:
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| Nebbie #842144 6 months ago |
Eco, please get on this tomorrow. -140- is just ridiculous. |
| Anonymous #842201 6 months ago |
@144
He actually got on it yesterday, it's just that time travel is wobbly. |
| CKSM96 #842290 6 months ago |
Anyone get under -144? That's my record. |
| Ezhik #842367 6 months ago |
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nVEd4.png[/IMG] |
| jspenguin #842388 6 months ago |
$database->Execute(
"INSERT INTO comments(image_id, owner_id, owner_ip, posted, comment) ". "VALUES(?, ?, ?, now(), ?)", array($image_id, $user->id, $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'], $comment)); The now() function executes on the database server, whose clock is ~150 seconds ahead of the web server. When the page refreshes, the web server grabs the newly posted comment, and subtracts its post time from its own clock. *That's* why you get negative seconds. |
| Ezhik #842389 6 months ago |
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| Anonymous #842746 6 months ago |
I think my record is -144 as well |