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| Shaky #839061 6 months ago |
For a second I thought she was wearing a Metallica shirt.
I'm sure they'd love to have a pony to help them play the rock opera version of Fuel. |
| marioandsonic #839302 6 months ago |
Who says classical music can't be hardcore? |
| Anonymous #839387 6 months ago |
Apocalyptica really badass. |
| Anonymous #839894 6 months ago |
^^ People who have never listened to Vanessa Mae's "Contradanza", apparently. |
| RAMMSTEIN45 #839984 6 months ago |
PLAY PATH!!! |
| Anonymous #842181 6 months ago |
Quick. Someone here name a cello/string metal band that's *not* Apocalyptica. |
| Lola_Del_Rio #842736 6 months ago |
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yay there was a black sheep And she knew just what to do. Her name was young Tavi and she refused to step in-line. A vision he did see-eth Fuckin' rockin' all the time. She wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, With a long and shiny blade! 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! And if you try to fuck with me, Then I shall fuck you too! Gotta get it on in the party zone! I got to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! You've disobeyed my orders, Tavi, Why were you ever born?. Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction, And chaos it will bring. You'd better shut your mouth, Better watch your tone! You're grounded for a week with no telephone! Don't let me here you cry, Don't let me hear you moan! You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone. I'm askin' for your guidance. Won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. My father thinks you're evil, But man, he can suck a cock. Rock is not The Devil's work, It's magical and rad. I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad I hear you brave young Tavi, You are hungry for the rock. But to learn the ancient method, Sacred doors you must unlock. Escape your father's clutches, And this oppressive neighborhood. On a journey you must go, To find the land of Hollywood! In The City of Fallen Angels, Where the ocean meets the sand, You will form a strong alliance, And the world's most awesome band. To find your fame and fortune, Through the valley you must walk. You will face your inner demons. Now go my pony and rock! So she bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in her heart; And she journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of her art; But in the end she knew that she would find her counterpart. Rock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock |