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| djdexcat #835541 6 months ago |
Scenario: An infamous princess barges in dressed like that, and saying that exact line.
WHAT DO YOU DO? |
| guitarknight #835544 6 months ago |
Well, you can't say no to a princess, now can ya? |
| Crazael #835557 6 months ago |
I tell her to get the hell off my ship and hand over anything she might have stolen before I decide to have her strip-searched. |
| ponybrohoof #835583 6 months ago |
I read her qote in Gankplank voice from League of Legends
holy shit xD "Summoners I would like to present new champion in the League: Luna the Mistress of the star sea she is arch nemesis of Gankplank and she can be played as jungler, support, tank, assassin, carry and when you build for her Trinity Force she do tons of damage and solo baron in 10 second flat. |
| SpikeSpiegel #835615 6 months ago |
Pipsqueak grinned widely as metal met metal, sparks flying in the chaos that erupted all below them. He spun in a great arc, breaking the deadlock, pushing her away. His arms reached forward to press the advantage, but his opponent threw herself right back. Twin crescents met twin cutlasses in a duel of grace and passion; it had been some time since he had felt either.
He had missed her. There was never a woman like Luna that had crossed his sights; no woman with a passion, with a strength and a grace that echoed and roared of such lust, such finesse for life. True to her namesake, she was the bright moon in a sea of black, a shining Goddess calm amidst the turmoil. She was that naughty bitch you just couldn't get enough of. 'Am I, now?' she winked, balancing on the plank effortlessly. Pipsqueak pounced. Damn right you are, you saucy minx. |
| D_Pony #835695 6 months ago |
mhmmmm.... am i the only one who thought of Faris From FFV when Pirate and Pricess came together |
| Karadros #836286 6 months ago |
What do I do, DJ?
I take off all my clothes. |
| Dysons_Fear #837627 6 months ago |
I unbatten my hatches and unbuckle my swash |
| Xuncu #838113 6 months ago |
ARR, I'MMA TAKE MY SEA-DOG AND EXERCISE IT!
Yar, it'll feel good to shiver me timbers.... |
| Anonymous #849868 6 months ago |
@SpikeSpiegel Do you have a collection of stories somewhere I can read? |
| Anonymous #882175 6 months ago |
OI! TWIGGY! WHAT DO YOU, AND A MUSHED UP PASTE HAVE IN COMMON? C'MERE I'LL SHOW YA! |