
| coolgame17 #834639 6 months ago |
>Born in Feb 19
I'm Derpy... |
| Dumb_Rock #834643 6 months ago |
Hell yeah I'm Celestia! |
| SenatorSufficient #834646 6 months ago |
I'm Pinkie Pie. |
| marioandsonic #834651 6 months ago |
I'm Big Mac.
... Eeeyup. |
| SSJMutalisk22 #834652 6 months ago |
I'm Spike. |
| Roboshi #834653 6 months ago |
I have a fun hobby, I swap the horoscopes around before I show people. And they STILL claim it fits them perfectly. |
| ZePassionateOne #834655 6 months ago |
Nightmare Moon, huh. Oh well, time to bring eternal night to the world then! |
| Flutterguy #834658 6 months ago |
I am Spike... Sure, why not? |
| ZePassionateOne #834660 6 months ago |
@Roboshi: I think I might do that little experiment to others as well! |
| Anonymous #834663 6 months ago |
I am spike LOL |
| PynkyPy #834665 6 months ago |
HAHAHahAhHHhHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAhhAHAAHHAH!!!! YOU THINK THESE ARE THEIR SIGNS?!?! HAHAHHAHAHhahahahahAHAHHA!!!!
Didi you even study the Zodiac for 5 years like I have? Rainbow Dash is a Leo AppleJack is a Taurus Celestia is an Aquarian Apple Bloom is a Gemini Rarity is a Pisces Twilight is a Capricorn Fluttershy is a Cancer Luna is a Scorpio Pinkie Pie is a Gemini Spike is a Sagittarius Big Mac is a Virgo Derpy has had no real screen time for character analysis. |
| Anonymous #834669 6 months ago |
I was born September 26, 1993; I'm Fluttershy. |
| The_Baron #834671 6 months ago |
I think they recently added another constellation to the horoscope. |
| RyuSpike #834673 6 months ago |
I'm Rarity and I feel fabulous! |
| RepentantAnon #834674 6 months ago |
@marioandsonic for real? aquarius brofist, dude! |
| Van_Horsing #834683 6 months ago |
Er, I'm a Leo, and over half of the other descriptions fit me better than the one given. |
| Roxxas #834686 6 months ago |
Im a Leo, know that for yeeears. Dont match it though. |
| marioandsonic #834694 6 months ago |
@RepentantAnon
Jan. 25. You? |
| Anonymous #834698 6 months ago |
Is cunning supposed to be a negative term? All the last ones for the others are kind of negative (except maybe vague...). |
| RyuSpike #834699 6 months ago |
Huh, according to PynkyPy, I'm really Rainbow Dash. Either way, I am always dressing in style. |
| Anonymous #834703 6 months ago |
Fuck, i am cancer. |
| Jackarunda #834706 6 months ago |
According to OP I'm Nightmare Moon
According to PynkyPy I'm Luna pfffffffffffffffffffft astrology |
| PynkyPy #834707 6 months ago |
I can even do the specifics
Rainbow Dash has a Sun Leo and a Moon Sagittarius Applejack has a Sun Taurus and a Moon Aries Celestia is a Sun Aquarius and a Moon Libra Apple Bloom is a Sun Gemini and a Moon Cancer Rarity is a Sun Pisces and a Moon Scorpio Twilight is a Sun Capricorn and a Moon Virgo Fluttershy is a Sun Cancer and a Moon Libra Luna is a Sun Scorpio and a Moon Sagittarius Pinkie Pie is a Sun Gemini and a Moon Aries Spike is a Sun Sagittarius and a Moon Gemini Big Mac is a Sun Virgo and possibly a Moon Sagittarius Derpy, duh, nothing to go on.. |
| ZePassionateOne #834710 6 months ago |
@PynkyPy: So..I'm Luna now! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOT CAPS NOW?! |
| Anonymous #834713 6 months ago |
I'm Rarity?
Fuckyea- I mean Fabulous |
| ColgateUnicorn #834717 6 months ago |
Astrology:
Interesting and a nice little thing to tip your day off Completely irrelevant to real life |
| PynkyPy #834718 6 months ago |
Oh yeah, on my zodiac charts, Spike is Gemini and Pinkie Pie is Aquarius. I meant to put Spike as a Sag and Pinkie as a Gemini. |
| NightJack #834725 6 months ago |
Fluttershy... sorry but she is not Libra, I'm a Libra and I'm more like Twilight, with a little Pinkie... |
| PynkyPy #834735 6 months ago |
I happen to be a Sun Gemini Moon Pisces. That happens to be THE BEST of THE BEST in Sun/Moon Combos. Duality Squared!
The cool thing is that combo allows me to act like other signs "Virtually" If I'm in a positive mood, I act like a Libra. The best of both signs put together. If I'm in a negative mood, I act like a Scorpio. The worst of both signs. If I'm neutral in mood, I act like both my normal sign at the same time. |
| ZePassionateOne #834737 6 months ago |
@PynkyPy: Think you can work around so that the characters can represent the chinese zodiac? That would be interesting. |
| Dr_Action #834743 6 months ago |
I'm Leo
So I have Rarity |
| PynkyPy #834752 6 months ago |
Oh? Nightjack? Care to give me your Birthdate and location of birth? I have a hunch to your Moon sign and will further develop my research. |
| Ravensbrook #834760 6 months ago |
hmm, I'm July 21, 1980, which is a causp if you look it up in a "birthday book" for wiccans (my ex-sister-in-law has one of those books), so that would mean I'm a AppleBloom/Rarity (Cancer/Leo)
(funny thing is, I'm not pompous or bossy) |
| marioandsonic #834763 6 months ago |
According to PynkyPy, I'm a Sun Aquarius and a Moon Virgo.
Interesting... |
| PynkyPy #834766 6 months ago |
People, don't listen to the Anon's post.. He is so DEAD WRONG. |
| Flutterguy #834767 6 months ago |
PynkyPy, the astrology munchkin
jk |
| PynkyPy #834773 6 months ago |
If you want an ACCURATE description of yourself, please PM me. Don't go off what you see hear. It would be like look out to sea and coming to the conclusion there is nothing out there! |
| Anonymous #834775 6 months ago |
lmao I'm Spike |
| Anonymous #834782 6 months ago |
Sweet Celestia, I'm a... Celestia! Actually, that works out. |
| PynkyPy #834789 6 months ago |
@Flutterguy
We are! The Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild! @Ravensbrook That may have to do with your Moon sign playing in. OR it could be you are one of the few, like me, who are instead the next sign over. The Human Genome's response to the Sun shifting positions in the sky. Meaning the normal genetic operators that control how neurons are formed are switching earlier to catch up with the Sun as it slowly moves backwards through the Zodiac. |
| RepentantAnon #834793 6 months ago |
@marioandsonic jan 29 |
| PynkyPy #834796 6 months ago |
I can't believe I fight here over a stupid post. BUT my Gemini nature forces me to correct broken information. |
| NoponyMan #834798 6 months ago |
I was born September 20th, so I'm a Virgo. Which means I'm Twilight, or Big Mac according to PynkyPy.
... I'm okay with this. |
| NoponyMan #834802 6 months ago |
I was born Spetember 20th, so I'm a Virgo. Which means I'm Twilight, or Big Mac according to PynkyPy.
... I'm okay with this. |
| ponypikachu #834813 6 months ago |
something about this seems off |
| PynkyPy #834820 6 months ago |
Oh yes! The intelligence of the signs in order of smartest to dumbest. (Intelligence in form of info processing, NOT Knowledge)
1.) Gemini 2.) Pisces 3.) Libra 4.) Sagittarius 5.) Scorpio 6.) Aquarius 7.) Virgo 8.) Leo 9.) Cancer 10.) Aries 11.) Taurus 12.)Capricorn |
| DaisyHead #834823 6 months ago |
this chart says i would be fluttershy. i could barely read but it doesn't sound like me. |
| Flutterguy #834825 6 months ago |
Wait... According to PynkyPy, i am Twilight... Kind of makes sense |
| ponypikachu #834828 6 months ago |
You know what, I think PynkyPy is right according to this, which means I'm Celestia, I need to get my tarot cards read again. |
| sigh #834834 6 months ago |
God dangit Pynky you remind me of my friend Amanda, she's practically obsessed with the whole astrology thing and one of the first things she asks EVERYONE she meets is what their sign is. I'm halfway certain that the only reason she got into Homestuck was the promise of astrology-themed characters. |
| PynkyPy #834853 6 months ago |
@Sigh The reason I HATE Homestruck is the fact the sign fit NONE of the characters. And I'm on Astrology here since I like Astronomy and such and also like Psycology and Cultural Anthropology. Hence why "Sex and Smarts PynkyPy. A girl that has it all" |
| ColgateUnicorn #834859 6 months ago |
I'm sorry I really just can't get into astrology. I don't see how when you're born and the position of planets impact what kind of person you are. Your character is based on your experience with others.
I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but my entire culture is completely apathetic to all faiths and beliefs like this. |
| ZePassionateOne #834865 6 months ago |
@Colgate: I have almost the same view as you, but this is still quite interesting to see how it works. |
| overlore #834872 6 months ago |
Go TWILIGHT!!! |
| ColgateUnicorn #834877 6 months ago |
And the trolls' signs don't depict what kind of person they are... It's just kind of something silly that's used to identify them.
Leo = cats yay Cancer = Being crabby Gemeni = 2 of stuff It's just really pointing out the basic stuff of the sign and not delving into the actual subject of astrology |
| PynkyPy #834887 6 months ago |
@Colgate
It's not the stars that predict, it is infact we that depicted the stars. The Zodiac Signs themselves are entirely irrelevant here beyond the names. Ancient wise men noticed people born during different times of the year exhibited different personalities and they wernt sure why. Later on, they associated these "Traits" with the stars in the sky as at the time 2000 years ago they still revered the heavens above. The truth is that the Genes in the body that control Neuron creation switch to different places during the year. They know to switch via the Circadian Clock. An area in the brain that keeps track of time. Now think... Would it make sense to have a species have one state of mind? Or multiple? With one, if one has a problem thinking of something or doing something, ALL will have this problem. Multiple personalities ensure that there is a greater chance of success in a species when facing problems in the enviroment. |
| Ravensbrook #834894 6 months ago |
yes PynkyPy, I'm one of the few like you |
| PynkyPy #834925 6 months ago |
I'm going to bed. I got to shop tomorrow. Good Night Guys and Gals! |
| Anonymous #834938 6 months ago |
@Roboshi, ColgateUnicorn, other sane people : Thank you. I was beginning to think no-one here had any semblance of rational thought. It was getting scary.
@PynkyPy: "Did you even study the Zodiac for 5 years like I have?" Wow. I don't even know what to say. Sorry for your loss ? And please don't try to pretend you have some kind of a scientific approach. It's insulting. For instance, the Circadian Clock is 24h-based and mostly endogenous. |
| PynkyPy #834949 6 months ago |
Looks like anon hasn't studied Biology. The Circadian also has a Lunar and Solar count to it. The Lunar Cycle controls the Menstrual Cycle in humans and other mammals and also controls other things. The Solar count, while not used often in Humans, is used in other animals as to control migration times. Most animals have a circadian. |
| ColgateUnicorn #834952 6 months ago |
But how is it related to birth dates, then? |
| PynkyPy #834966 6 months ago |
The Solar Count's only real use in Humans is the control of Personality traits. Only Male humans posses this trait as the sperm is constantly replinished while eggs in female are set from birth. Essentially the Circadian tell the testis how the sperm DNA should be set and the RNA Protiens goesabout setting the changes. |
| PynkyPy #834978 6 months ago |
"Don't let schooling get in the way of your education" - Mark Twain |
| PynkyPy #834980 6 months ago |
*Pops cork off non-alcoholic cider bottle*
Well Ladies an Gents, I do declare we have made an epic thread. |
| ZePassionateOne #834982 6 months ago |
But isn't this more of a theory anyway? Or has there been any proof that this the case? |
| Anonymous #834984 6 months ago |
@PynkyPy: The hormones regulating menstrual cycles and the circadian rhythm are not the same. As is the case with bird migration patterns (when they're endogenous and not based on the day length physiological cue). |
| ZePassionateOne #834989 6 months ago |
Never mind, just checked it out the whole Biological Clock in mammals. |
| PynkyPy #835023 6 months ago |
I'm really going to bed now, seriously...
Remember! I reject all realities and substitute none as it is but an illusion! |
| FluffZilla #835059 6 months ago |
idk the zodiak signs have changed a little, but it looks like im an applebloom. |
| javelin_king #835233 6 months ago |
Hell yeah! Nightmare Moon for me! Now let's see... O-O... LMAO my gf is Derpy |
| Anonymous #835249 6 months ago |
Ooooh yeah Nightmare moon baby!
And so are my girlfriends. Yeah I have two of them, Left hand and Right hand. We get along so great |
| XD-385 #835285 6 months ago |
LOL, my girlfriend is a Rainbow Dash. And I'm.....sweet buttery Jesus, I'm a Celestia.
.....Does this mean I'm a Trollestia and Molestia too? |
| MaroonBunyip #835329 6 months ago |
im derpy
is it coincidence that im eating a blueberry muffin right now? I THINK NOT! |
| Anonymous #835347 6 months ago |
i'm leo, and this fits me the best to my personality, better than the others at least. but how can it be... just a coincidence? |
| TobiasKazama #835432 6 months ago |
I'm Taurus, and it does fit incredibly well:
"Taurus can have a tremendous capacity to bring a sense of calmness to others." Double Check - I've literally been told that I'm a calming influence multiple times by different people. "Taurus can get too stuck in his security base, in his possessions, or in his values." Check, no doubt. I can't agree with Taurus being the 2nd "dumbest" sign though - Both me and my father (also Taurus) are very good at info processing: I have a tendency to understand subjects before my classmates (studying for a bachelor) despite the fact that I do virtually zero home-studying. |
| gashunk #835440 6 months ago |
I'm a Taurus
Determined: nope. Warmhearted: meh. Patient: no Reliable: fuck Stubborn: Ooh! I got one! |
| Anonymous #835449 6 months ago |
SCORPIO F*CK YEAH! |
| Anonymous #835452 6 months ago |
Spike: honk HONK honk MOTHERFUCKING HONK
.... no.png >>47509 |
| Draconequus #835453 6 months ago |
I'm a Leo.
And I'm nothing on there. Game over, would you like to try again? |
| Draconequus #835455 6 months ago |
^ Except for maybe Enthusiastic and Generous. |
| Keeshu #835486 6 months ago |
Technicly I'm a scorpio. but since I'm soo close to saggittarius I've been told I can take traits from there too.
However, looking at the traits here, I can see myself being just about all of these except Aries and leo. Horoscopes are just too vague, but I kinda like to see stuff like this cause its fun. =) Scorpio: Emotional: Not that much anymore. Intense: Same as above really. Passionate: Eeyup Magnetic: Magnetic personality? Yeah, even though it's very hard for me to admit it. Resentful: Technicly yes. I used to openly hate people who were bad, but then after being exposed enough, I just realize most people are either incompetent, greedy, or just making mistakes. I still resent people for what they do, but I try to just tolerate them and continue to have fun. Sagittarius: Optimistic: I'm generally optimistic, although when people consistently fail to do things that you'd think anyone with half a brain could do, it makes it kind of hard to be optimistic sometimes. Jovial: Yes, would be more obvious if i wasn't sleepy all the time though. =p Freedom-loving: Outgoing: In real life I'm waay too shy to talk to people; online I'm talking to people constantly and generally someone always has me doing something with them and i have fun chatting with friends. Restless: It's hard for me to sit still, which is kind of ironic since I spend most of my time on the computer. I do fidget quite often when I'm not playing a computer (I generally don't notice it though). In any video game I will constantly run around in circles or whatever, jumping if possible if I have to stand around waiting for something to happen. =p |
| Anonymous #835533 6 months ago |
According to the chart, I'm Fluttershy. According to PynkyPy, I'm either Celestia or Fluttershy.
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... hehe... he... I love Astrology. No matter how stupid I am, it's good to be reminded that at least I'm not stupid enough to fall for this garbage. |
| sigh #835644 6 months ago |
Kind of glad I went to bed when I did.
ANYWAY, as a rebuttal to your statement on the characters in Homestuck, I personally feel that the fact that the theme was superficial at best was a very good thing, because for one it made the characters their own, and it also made it a lot harder to guess their personalities beforehand. Knowing everything about any given character without having them do anything isn't very fun after all! (Unless it has something to do with myths or something.) |
| Anonymous #835667 6 months ago |
YEAH !!!!!!!!!
IMMA LIBRA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUTERSHY FTW !!!!! |
| Anonymous #835703 6 months ago |
Nightmare Moon/Luna reporting in thread. |
| rozwarstwionymikrocykl #835723 6 months ago |
Sorry, this is all so wrong. I'm DEFINITELY not Twilight. |
| Rezak #835734 6 months ago |
Second of May 1991. I'm Taurus. AND AJ is my fav pony.
YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAW !!! |
| Anonymous #835748 6 months ago |
18 May 1984. Taurus. AJ's favorite pony. Whether the pic or PynkyPy's correct I'm still good. |
| CottonTales #835861 6 months ago |
I am a Pisces so I'm Derpy or Rarity according to PynkyPy
Imaginative: sorta Kind: HAHAHAHAHA...I can be yes Selfless: actually yes intuitive: why not Vague: yep |
| Anonymous #836068 6 months ago |
ARIES! F*CK YEAH!!! |
| Spitfire #836077 6 months ago |
Leo.
So Rarity or Rainbow Dash. Awesome and fabulous. |
| Anonymous #836101 6 months ago |
I am Fluttershy
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW |
| Anonymous #836260 6 months ago |
YES IM RAINBOW DASH |
| Stargaser #836282 6 months ago |
Yay i'm Derpy...or Rarity, rather be derpy. |
| Anonymous #836308 6 months ago |
According to this I'm applebloom. ^^ *I'mokaywiththis.jpg* |
| PVRyohei #836312 6 months ago |
So I guess I'm Fluttershy. Not bad, but it could be better, but I still have an awesome troll and a cool gold saint, so I can't complain.
The only reason why I care about those thing are groups of characters themed around signs. |
| Latias4Ever #836416 6 months ago |
Yup, I'm pretty much Big Macintosh. |
| Valsion #836471 6 months ago |
I'm Celestia? Wow. |
| PikaRobo #836615 6 months ago |
Twilight Sparkle. Hell yeah! |
| Aggressively-Pastel #836627 6 months ago |
I am so not my supposed star sign qualities as described here.
Vague generalities that can match anyone: you're doing it wrong. |
| Awesomeness #836645 6 months ago |
Son, I am derp. |
| Dragoon #836675 6 months ago |
I'm Twilight Sparkle? F Yeah! Most of the things on there are true about me |
| MidnightLance #836704 6 months ago |
Derpa derpderpderp. |
| Xander_Crews #836810 6 months ago |
So is anyone going to post a corrected version? |
| vesuvious #836849 6 months ago |
RARITY |
| Stargaser #836887 6 months ago |
Weird timing on this, I haven't thought of my zodiac sign for years even though i really like astrologi. Then my brother got me a really cool necklace with my sign on it for christmas, and now this image and discussion. Loving this. |
| Anonymous #837503 6 months ago |
October 7!
Fluttershy FTW! |
| Dramatic_spoon #837541 6 months ago |
.......Eyup. |
| Anonymous #838604 6 months ago |
im on the first day of big mac |
| JDMunoz #839667 6 months ago |
I'm rarity
Imokaywiththat.jpg |
| Anonymous #841129 6 months ago |
Im Nightmare Moon?....
NOOOOO!!!!! Im more of Pinkie Pie with Twilight's Intelligence!! |
| Anonymous #844543 6 months ago |
*remembers being born a Taurus*
*sees AJ for Taurus* *sees Taurus ranked as 2nd dumbest* *remembers being in many AP classes and respected by friends as intelligent* ... bullshit.jpg |
| ChickNeighney #844555 6 months ago |
Bwahaha! I'm Celestia. If this is talking about Trollestia, most of my friends would agree. But as is, I'm not all that funny, just rather annoying to those who know me. |
| Anonymous #846240 6 months ago |
I am Princess Celestia...
... Prepare Your Anus |
| Anonymous #879767 6 months ago |
I don't know much about astrology, but I know enough to see that PynkyPy's list is much more accurate than the pic's. Especially in Twilight's case, she couldn't be more Capricorn if she tried. |
| Anonymous #888936 6 months ago |
I'm Rainbow Dash AWW YEA
also my mom is Nightmare Moon and my dad is Celestia weird |
| mahtaitor #1190900 3 months ago |
im gemini which means im Celestia |