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coolgame17
#834639
6 months ago
>Born in Feb 19
I'm Derpy...
Dumb_Rock
#834643
6 months ago
Hell yeah I'm Celestia!
SenatorSufficient
#834646
6 months ago
I'm Pinkie Pie.
marioandsonic
#834651
6 months ago
I'm Big Mac.

...

Eeeyup.
SSJMutalisk22
#834652
6 months ago
I'm Spike.
Roboshi
#834653
6 months ago
I have a fun hobby, I swap the horoscopes around before I show people. And they STILL claim it fits them perfectly.
ZePassionateOne
#834655
6 months ago
Nightmare Moon, huh. Oh well, time to bring eternal night to the world then!
Flutterguy
#834658
6 months ago
I am Spike... Sure, why not?
ZePassionateOne
#834660
6 months ago
@Roboshi: I think I might do that little experiment to others as well!
Anonymous
#834663
6 months ago
I am spike LOL
PynkyPy
#834665
6 months ago
HAHAHahAhHHhHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAhhAHAAHHAH!!!! YOU THINK THESE ARE THEIR SIGNS?!?! HAHAHHAHAHhahahahahAHAHHA!!!!

Didi you even study the Zodiac for 5 years like I have?

Rainbow Dash is a Leo
AppleJack is a Taurus
Celestia is an Aquarian
Apple Bloom is a Gemini
Rarity is a Pisces
Twilight is a Capricorn
Fluttershy is a Cancer
Luna is a Scorpio
Pinkie Pie is a Gemini
Spike is a Sagittarius
Big Mac is a Virgo
Derpy has had no real screen time for character analysis.
Anonymous
#834669
6 months ago
I was born September 26, 1993; I'm Fluttershy.
The_Baron
#834671
6 months ago
I think they recently added another constellation to the horoscope.
RyuSpike
#834673
6 months ago
I'm Rarity and I feel fabulous!
RepentantAnon
#834674
6 months ago
@marioandsonic for real? aquarius brofist, dude!
Van_Horsing
#834683
6 months ago
Er, I'm a Leo, and over half of the other descriptions fit me better than the one given.
Roxxas
#834686
6 months ago
Im a Leo, know that for yeeears. Dont match it though.
marioandsonic
#834694
6 months ago
@RepentantAnon

Jan. 25. You?
Anonymous
#834698
6 months ago
Is cunning supposed to be a negative term? All the last ones for the others are kind of negative (except maybe vague...).
RyuSpike
#834699
6 months ago
Huh, according to PynkyPy, I'm really Rainbow Dash. Either way, I am always dressing in style.
Anonymous
#834703
6 months ago
Fuck, i am cancer.
Jackarunda
#834706
6 months ago
According to OP I'm Nightmare Moon
According to PynkyPy I'm Luna

pfffffffffffffffffffft astrology
PynkyPy
#834707
6 months ago
I can even do the specifics

Rainbow Dash has a Sun Leo and a Moon Sagittarius
Applejack has a Sun Taurus and a Moon Aries
Celestia is a Sun Aquarius and a Moon Libra
Apple Bloom is a Sun Gemini and a Moon Cancer
Rarity is a Sun Pisces and a Moon Scorpio
Twilight is a Sun Capricorn and a Moon Virgo
Fluttershy is a Sun Cancer and a Moon Libra
Luna is a Sun Scorpio and a Moon Sagittarius
Pinkie Pie is a Sun Gemini and a Moon Aries
Spike is a Sun Sagittarius and a Moon Gemini
Big Mac is a Sun Virgo and possibly a Moon Sagittarius
Derpy, duh, nothing to go on..
ZePassionateOne
#834710
6 months ago
@PynkyPy: So..I'm Luna now! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOT CAPS NOW?!
Anonymous
#834713
6 months ago
I'm Rarity?
Fuckyea-
I mean
Fabulous
ColgateUnicorn
#834717
6 months ago
Astrology:
Interesting and a nice little thing to tip your day off
Completely irrelevant to real life
PynkyPy
#834718
6 months ago
Oh yeah, on my zodiac charts, Spike is Gemini and Pinkie Pie is Aquarius. I meant to put Spike as a Sag and Pinkie as a Gemini.
NightJack
#834725
6 months ago
Fluttershy... sorry but she is not Libra, I'm a Libra and I'm more like Twilight, with a little Pinkie...
PynkyPy
#834735
6 months ago
I happen to be a Sun Gemini Moon Pisces. That happens to be THE BEST of THE BEST in Sun/Moon Combos. Duality Squared!

The cool thing is that combo allows me to act like other signs "Virtually" If I'm in a positive mood, I act like a Libra. The best of both signs put together. If I'm in a negative mood, I act like a Scorpio. The worst of both signs. If I'm neutral in mood, I act like both my normal sign at the same time.
ZePassionateOne
#834737
6 months ago
@PynkyPy: Think you can work around so that the characters can represent the chinese zodiac? That would be interesting.
Dr_Action
#834743
6 months ago
I'm Leo
So I have Rarity
PynkyPy
#834752
6 months ago
Oh? Nightjack? Care to give me your Birthdate and location of birth? I have a hunch to your Moon sign and will further develop my research.
Ravensbrook
#834760
6 months ago
hmm, I'm July 21, 1980, which is a causp if you look it up in a "birthday book" for wiccans (my ex-sister-in-law has one of those books), so that would mean I'm a AppleBloom/Rarity (Cancer/Leo)

(funny thing is, I'm not pompous or bossy)
marioandsonic
#834763
6 months ago
According to PynkyPy, I'm a Sun Aquarius and a Moon Virgo.

Interesting...
PynkyPy
#834766
6 months ago
People, don't listen to the Anon's post.. He is so DEAD WRONG.
Flutterguy
#834767
6 months ago
PynkyPy, the astrology munchkin
jk
PynkyPy
#834773
6 months ago
If you want an ACCURATE description of yourself, please PM me. Don't go off what you see hear. It would be like look out to sea and coming to the conclusion there is nothing out there!
Anonymous
#834775
6 months ago
lmao I'm Spike
Anonymous
#834782
6 months ago
Sweet Celestia, I'm a... Celestia! Actually, that works out.
PynkyPy
#834789
6 months ago
@Flutterguy

We are! The Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild!

@Ravensbrook

That may have to do with your Moon sign playing in. OR it could be you are one of the few, like me, who are instead the next sign over. The Human Genome's response to the Sun shifting positions in the sky. Meaning the normal genetic operators that control how neurons are formed are switching earlier to catch up with the Sun as it slowly moves backwards through the Zodiac.
RepentantAnon
#834793
6 months ago
@marioandsonic jan 29
PynkyPy
#834796
6 months ago
I can't believe I fight here over a stupid post. BUT my Gemini nature forces me to correct broken information.
NoponyMan
#834798
6 months ago
I was born September 20th, so I'm a Virgo. Which means I'm Twilight, or Big Mac according to PynkyPy.

... I'm okay with this.
NoponyMan
#834802
6 months ago
I was born Spetember 20th, so I'm a Virgo. Which means I'm Twilight, or Big Mac according to PynkyPy.

... I'm okay with this.
ponypikachu
#834813
6 months ago
something about this seems off
PynkyPy
#834820
6 months ago
Oh yes! The intelligence of the signs in order of smartest to dumbest. (Intelligence in form of info processing, NOT Knowledge)

1.) Gemini
2.) Pisces
3.) Libra
4.) Sagittarius
5.) Scorpio
6.) Aquarius
7.) Virgo
8.) Leo
9.) Cancer
10.) Aries
11.) Taurus
12.)Capricorn
DaisyHead
#834823
6 months ago
this chart says i would be fluttershy. i could barely read but it doesn't sound like me.
Flutterguy
#834825
6 months ago
Wait... According to PynkyPy, i am Twilight... Kind of makes sense
ponypikachu
#834828
6 months ago
You know what, I think PynkyPy is right according to this, which means I'm Celestia, I need to get my tarot cards read again.
sigh
#834834
6 months ago
God dangit Pynky you remind me of my friend Amanda, she's practically obsessed with the whole astrology thing and one of the first things she asks EVERYONE she meets is what their sign is. I'm halfway certain that the only reason she got into Homestuck was the promise of astrology-themed characters.
PynkyPy
#834853
6 months ago
@Sigh The reason I HATE Homestruck is the fact the sign fit NONE of the characters. And I'm on Astrology here since I like Astronomy and such and also like Psycology and Cultural Anthropology. Hence why "Sex and Smarts PynkyPy. A girl that has it all"
ColgateUnicorn
#834859
6 months ago
I'm sorry I really just can't get into astrology. I don't see how when you're born and the position of planets impact what kind of person you are. Your character is based on your experience with others.
I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but my entire culture is completely apathetic to all faiths and beliefs like this.
ZePassionateOne
#834865
6 months ago
@Colgate: I have almost the same view as you, but this is still quite interesting to see how it works.
overlore
#834872
6 months ago
Go TWILIGHT!!!
ColgateUnicorn
#834877
6 months ago
And the trolls' signs don't depict what kind of person they are... It's just kind of something silly that's used to identify them.
Leo = cats yay
Cancer = Being crabby
Gemeni = 2 of stuff
It's just really pointing out the basic stuff of the sign and not delving into the actual subject of astrology
PynkyPy
#834887
6 months ago
@Colgate

It's not the stars that predict, it is infact we that depicted the stars. The Zodiac Signs themselves are entirely irrelevant here beyond the names. Ancient wise men noticed people born during different times of the year exhibited different personalities and they wernt sure why. Later on, they associated these "Traits" with the stars in the sky as at the time 2000 years ago they still revered the heavens above. The truth is that the Genes in the body that control Neuron creation switch to different places during the year. They know to switch via the Circadian Clock. An area in the brain that keeps track of time. Now think... Would it make sense to have a species have one state of mind? Or multiple? With one, if one has a problem thinking of something or doing something, ALL will have this problem. Multiple personalities ensure that there is a greater chance of success in a species when facing problems in the enviroment.
Ravensbrook
#834894
6 months ago
yes PynkyPy, I'm one of the few like you
PynkyPy
#834925
6 months ago
I'm going to bed. I got to shop tomorrow. Good Night Guys and Gals!
Anonymous
#834938
6 months ago
@Roboshi, ColgateUnicorn, other sane people : Thank you. I was beginning to think no-one here had any semblance of rational thought. It was getting scary.

@PynkyPy: "Did you even study the Zodiac for 5 years like I have?"

Wow. I don't even know what to say. Sorry for your loss ?
And please don't try to pretend you have some kind of a scientific approach. It's insulting.
For instance, the Circadian Clock is 24h-based and mostly endogenous.
PynkyPy
#834949
6 months ago
Looks like anon hasn't studied Biology. The Circadian also has a Lunar and Solar count to it. The Lunar Cycle controls the Menstrual Cycle in humans and other mammals and also controls other things. The Solar count, while not used often in Humans, is used in other animals as to control migration times. Most animals have a circadian.
ColgateUnicorn
#834952
6 months ago
But how is it related to birth dates, then?
PynkyPy
#834966
6 months ago
The Solar Count's only real use in Humans is the control of Personality traits. Only Male humans posses this trait as the sperm is constantly replinished while eggs in female are set from birth. Essentially the Circadian tell the testis how the sperm DNA should be set and the RNA Protiens goesabout setting the changes.
PynkyPy
#834978
6 months ago
"Don't let schooling get in the way of your education" - Mark Twain
PynkyPy
#834980
6 months ago
*Pops cork off non-alcoholic cider bottle*

Well Ladies an Gents, I do declare we have made an epic thread.
ZePassionateOne
#834982
6 months ago
But isn't this more of a theory anyway? Or has there been any proof that this the case?
Anonymous
#834984
6 months ago
@PynkyPy: The hormones regulating menstrual cycles and the circadian rhythm are not the same. As is the case with bird migration patterns (when they're endogenous and not based on the day length physiological cue).
ZePassionateOne
#834989
6 months ago
Never mind, just checked it out the whole Biological Clock in mammals.
PynkyPy
#835023
6 months ago
I'm really going to bed now, seriously...

Remember!

I reject all realities and substitute none as it is but an illusion!
FluffZilla
#835059
6 months ago
idk the zodiak signs have changed a little, but it looks like im an applebloom.
javelin_king
#835233
6 months ago
Hell yeah! Nightmare Moon for me! Now let's see... O-O... LMAO my gf is Derpy
Anonymous
#835249
6 months ago
Ooooh yeah Nightmare moon baby!

And so are my girlfriends. Yeah I have two of them, Left hand and Right hand. We get along so great
XD-385
#835285
6 months ago
LOL, my girlfriend is a Rainbow Dash. And I'm.....sweet buttery Jesus, I'm a Celestia.

.....Does this mean I'm a Trollestia and Molestia too?
MaroonBunyip
#835329
6 months ago
im derpy
is it coincidence that im eating a blueberry muffin right now?

I THINK NOT!

Anonymous
#835347
6 months ago
i'm leo, and this fits me the best to my personality, better than the others at least. but how can it be... just a coincidence?
TobiasKazama
#835432
6 months ago
I'm Taurus, and it does fit incredibly well:
"Taurus can have a tremendous capacity to bring a sense of calmness to others." Double Check - I've literally been told that I'm a calming influence multiple times by different people.
"Taurus can get too stuck in his security base, in his possessions, or in his values." Check, no doubt.

I can't agree with Taurus being the 2nd "dumbest" sign though - Both me and my father (also Taurus) are very good at info processing:
I have a tendency to understand subjects before my classmates (studying for a bachelor) despite the fact that I do virtually zero home-studying.
gashunk
#835440
6 months ago
I'm a Taurus
Determined: nope.
Warmhearted: meh.
Patient: no
Reliable: fuck
Stubborn: Ooh! I got one!
Anonymous
#835449
6 months ago
SCORPIO F*CK YEAH!
Anonymous
#835452
6 months ago
Spike: honk HONK honk MOTHERFUCKING HONK

....

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>>47509
Draconequus
#835453
6 months ago
I'm a Leo.
And I'm nothing on there.

Game over, would you like to try again?
Draconequus
#835455
6 months ago
^ Except for maybe Enthusiastic and Generous.
Keeshu
#835486
6 months ago
Technicly I'm a scorpio. but since I'm soo close to saggittarius I've been told I can take traits from there too.
However, looking at the traits here, I can see myself being just about all of these except Aries and leo. Horoscopes are just too vague, but I kinda like to see stuff like this cause its fun. =)

Scorpio:
Emotional: Not that much anymore.
Intense: Same as above really.
Passionate: Eeyup
Magnetic: Magnetic personality? Yeah, even though it's very hard for me to admit it.
Resentful: Technicly yes. I used to openly hate people who were bad, but then after being exposed enough, I just realize most people are either incompetent, greedy, or just making mistakes. I still resent people for what they do, but I try to just tolerate them and continue to have fun.

Sagittarius:
Optimistic: I'm generally optimistic, although when people consistently fail to do things that you'd think anyone with half a brain could do, it makes it kind of hard to be optimistic sometimes.
Jovial: Yes, would be more obvious if i wasn't sleepy all the time though. =p
Freedom-loving:
Outgoing: In real life I'm waay too shy to talk to people; online I'm talking to people constantly and generally someone always has me doing something with them and i have fun chatting with friends.
Restless: It's hard for me to sit still, which is kind of ironic since I spend most of my time on the computer. I do fidget quite often when I'm not playing a computer (I generally don't notice it though). In any video game I will constantly run around in circles or whatever, jumping if possible if I have to stand around waiting for something to happen. =p
Anonymous
#835533
6 months ago
According to the chart, I'm Fluttershy. According to PynkyPy, I'm either Celestia or Fluttershy.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... hehe... he...

I love Astrology. No matter how stupid I am, it's good to be reminded that at least I'm not stupid enough to fall for this garbage.
sigh
#835644
6 months ago
Kind of glad I went to bed when I did.

ANYWAY, as a rebuttal to your statement on the characters in Homestuck, I personally feel that the fact that the theme was superficial at best was a very good thing, because for one it made the characters their own, and it also made it a lot harder to guess their personalities beforehand.

Knowing everything about any given character without having them do anything isn't very fun after all! (Unless it has something to do with myths or something.)
Anonymous
#835667
6 months ago
YEAH !!!!!!!!!
IMMA LIBRA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLUTERSHY FTW !!!!!
Anonymous
#835703
6 months ago
Nightmare Moon/Luna reporting in thread.
rozwarstwionymikrocykl
#835723
6 months ago
Sorry, this is all so wrong. I'm DEFINITELY not Twilight.
Rezak
#835734
6 months ago
Second of May 1991. I'm Taurus. AND AJ is my fav pony.

YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAW !!!
Anonymous
#835748
6 months ago
18 May 1984. Taurus. AJ's favorite pony. Whether the pic or PynkyPy's correct I'm still good.
CottonTales
#835861
6 months ago
I am a Pisces so I'm Derpy or Rarity according to PynkyPy
Imaginative: sorta
Kind: HAHAHAHAHA...I can be yes
Selfless: actually yes
intuitive: why not
Vague: yep
Anonymous
#836068
6 months ago
ARIES! F*CK YEAH!!!
Spitfire
#836077
6 months ago
Leo.
So Rarity or Rainbow Dash.
Awesome and fabulous.
Anonymous
#836101
6 months ago
I am Fluttershy
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW
Anonymous
#836260
6 months ago
YES IM RAINBOW DASH
Stargaser
#836282
6 months ago
Yay i'm Derpy...or Rarity, rather be derpy.
Anonymous
#836308
6 months ago
According to this I'm applebloom. ^^ *I'mokaywiththis.jpg*
PVRyohei
#836312
6 months ago
So I guess I'm Fluttershy. Not bad, but it could be better, but I still have an awesome troll and a cool gold saint, so I can't complain.
The only reason why I care about those thing are groups of characters themed around signs.
Latias4Ever
#836416
6 months ago
Yup, I'm pretty much Big Macintosh.
Valsion
#836471
6 months ago
I'm Celestia? Wow.
PikaRobo
#836615
6 months ago
Twilight Sparkle. Hell yeah!
Aggressively-Pastel
#836627
6 months ago
I am so not my supposed star sign qualities as described here.

Vague generalities that can match anyone: you're doing it wrong.
Awesomeness
#836645
6 months ago
Son, I am derp.
Dragoon
#836675
6 months ago
I'm Twilight Sparkle? F Yeah! Most of the things on there are true about me
MidnightLance
#836704
6 months ago
Derpa derpderpderp.
Xander_Crews
#836810
6 months ago
So is anyone going to post a corrected version?
vesuvious
#836849
6 months ago
RARITY
Stargaser
#836887
6 months ago
Weird timing on this, I haven't thought of my zodiac sign for years even though i really like astrologi. Then my brother got me a really cool necklace with my sign on it for christmas, and now this image and discussion. Loving this.
Anonymous
#837503
6 months ago
October 7!
Fluttershy FTW!
Dramatic_spoon
#837541
6 months ago
.......Eyup.
Anonymous
#838604
6 months ago
im on the first day of big mac
JDMunoz
#839667
6 months ago
I'm rarity

Imokaywiththat.jpg
Anonymous
#841129
6 months ago
Im Nightmare Moon?....
NOOOOO!!!!!
Im more of Pinkie Pie with Twilight's Intelligence!!
Anonymous
#844543
6 months ago
*remembers being born a Taurus*
*sees AJ for Taurus*
*sees Taurus ranked as 2nd dumbest*
*remembers being in many AP classes and respected by friends as intelligent*

...

bullshit.jpg
ChickNeighney
#844555
6 months ago
Bwahaha! I'm Celestia. If this is talking about Trollestia, most of my friends would agree. But as is, I'm not all that funny, just rather annoying to those who know me.
Anonymous
#846240
6 months ago
I am Princess Celestia...
...
Prepare Your Anus
Anonymous
#879767
6 months ago
I don't know much about astrology, but I know enough to see that PynkyPy's list is much more accurate than the pic's. Especially in Twilight's case, she couldn't be more Capricorn if she tried.
Anonymous
#888936
6 months ago
I'm Rainbow Dash AWW YEA

also my mom is Nightmare Moon and my dad is Celestia

weird
mahtaitor
#1190900
3 months ago
im gemini which means im Celestia