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| Karadros #831777 6 months ago |
Burn him. Now. |
| Harlequin_Jester #831791 6 months ago |
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| Zincy #831800 6 months ago |
This is why I keep any and all Oc's in my head and dare never to put them to paper. Course the difference between me and him is I'm an actual writer and know what won't make for a good story. |
| HeinousActsZX #831817 6 months ago |
"Sir, the love is everywhere!"
"My God, get out of there! You gotta get outta there right now!" "No, it's attacking us! Ahhhh! Ahhhh Help! Please he-" *czzzrzrzrzzzrzrzrzzrzr* |
| Arial #831952 6 months ago |
This abomination must be burned, torn into pieces, and violently sodomized until there is enough semen to glue it back together. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. |
| majob #831977 6 months ago |
What possess people to make shitty characters so they can have sex with the original cast of a series? Do they not know of the negative reputation of OC's? Or do they just think they'll be magically immune? |
| Draconequus #832397 6 months ago |
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| Anonymous #833705 6 months ago |
I don't want to live on this planet any more |
| rjbachler #834911 6 months ago |
Part 3
--- Twilight Sparkle: Well girls, in the fic Griffy believes he’s acting like Cupid. That got me to thinking: what other holidays could Griffy be a part of? So let’s see what you all came up with. Rarity? [Rairty floats in a well done illustration of Griffy dressed in a green tux, crushing a hydra under him while drinking a green beer.] Rairty: Mine’s based on the lovely springtime holiday of getting completely hammered, so I give you St. O’Griffy. He has it to where he himself ran all the hydras out of Canterlot by smacking them upside the head. Twilight Sparkle: Considering how wasted I want to get whenever we do one of his stories, it could work. Okay, Fluttershy? [Fluttershy holds up a simple drawing of Griffy in a red suit, carrying a bag stuffed to the brim] Fluttershy: For Heart’s Warming Eve, I made Griffy Claus. He comes to all the good foals of Equestria to leave them presents, but he leaves crappier version of gifts that they got three years ago. Twilight Sparkle: Sort of like that one pony that gives fruitcake every year. Next, Rainbow Dash. [Rainbow Dash holds a blank piece of paper.] Twilight Sparkle: ... Did you even bother to try? Rainbow Dash: No, I did. It’s Griffy celebrating the Day of Silence. Twilight Sparkle: ... Why can I actually see that? Whatever, Applejack? [Applejack produces a doll of Griffy, with a white beard and a top hat done up in the Equestrian colors.] Applejack: For Equestria Independence Day, I give you Uncle Griffy! [Applejack pulls his string, to which Uncle Griffy points a claw straight forward and says “I want you! … to stay straight.” His eyes begin to spin in a vain attempt to hypnotize someone.] Twilight Sparkle: I don’t think so. Plus the phrase “Uncle Griffy” makes me think he spent time in the slammer for touching young fillies in the wrongest of ways. Pinkie? [Pinkie Pie holds up a pic of a horrible disfigured Griffy, with one arm hanging by a thread and missing half his face.] Pinkie Pie: Well, for Nightmare Night, I did Zombie Griffy. He really doesn’t DO anything, save for the whole stumble about and try to eat some pony’s brains. But you do get to shoot him in the head! Rainbow Dash: ... I like Pinkie's. Can I change mine? [The Fanfic lights and siren goes off.] Twilight Sparkle: Too late now, we got fanfic sign! [7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1] > Later on, Spitfire and Griffy led both Rainbow Dash and Soarin' to the top of a very > high mountain outside of Ponyville. They let Soarin' and Rainbow sit on the highest > cliff, overlooking the sunset. Griffy and Spitfire hid in the bushes nearby to observe > the two lovers. Fluttershy: I’m a bush. *Rustle Rustle* > > "Is it hot up here, or is it just me?" asked Soarin', Twilight Sparkle: Crappy pick up line, check. > feeling sweat coming out of his skin as he sat next to Rainbow. > > "It may not be just you", said Rainbow Dash, feeling herself sweat too. > > "It would appear that those two need some help", Spitfire said to Griffy, "They're > talking about sweating, how awkward is that?" Rarity: Less awkward then someone watching them. > > "Let me set the right mood", replied Griffy to Spitfire, "Check this out" > > He then stuck his beak out of the bushes and tried whistling a crazy-sounding rap > tune. Rainbow Dash: I don’t think Candy Shop is appropriate music for this. > Spitfire poked him to tell him stop. > > "A little too aggressive now, Griff", said Spitfire, trying to sound polite, "I'm not trying > to infringe on your creativity Applejack: [Spitfire] Or you ability to infringe by using other’s creativity. > or anything, we just need something more calmer for the right mood here for these > two Lovebirds" Pinkie Pie: [Griffy] The Doors’ “Love Me Two Times?” Twilight Sparkle: [Spitfire] No. Pinkie Pie: [Griffy] Nitty’s “Nasty Girl?” Twilight Sparkle: [Spitfire] NO. Pinkie Pie: [Griffy] Strapping Young Lad’s “Satan’s Ice Cream Truck?” Twilight Sparkle: [Spitfire] ... How would that even work?!? > > Not cool lady!" snapped a pair of upset voices from the branched of sapling nearby, it > was a pair of actual Lovebirds, looking offended that a Pony used their species name > in vain. Applejack: Wait, what? Fluttershy: Maybe if we coax it, the funny will come out! > > "Well this is very awkward", mumbled Spitfire as the two Birds flew away, "Now let's > set a more calmer mood for our friends here, falling in love with each other" > > > > > Fluttershy: Nothing calmer than nothingness. > > "Hang on for a sec", said Griffy. He then darted down the mountain as fast as his > wings could carry him, got to his Tree, got his flute out from his Tree and returned > quickly to the mountain, "You can sing, Spitfire, and I can play my Gabbagonian flute" Rainbow Dash: Some things you need to do in the privacy of your own home Griffy. > > "Well I don't really adore singing, yet many say my singing voice is really great", said > Spitfire, feeling a little nervous. Rarity: Don’t worry, that’s not fear. It’s your love for music making you nervous. > >"Come on", encouraged Griffy, "Would you do it for your pal, Soarin'?" > > "I suppose I would", replied Spitfire. > > As Griffy began to play his flute in a soothing, romantic melody, Spitfire began to sing > that Colton John love song from earlier, and she was an amazing singer. Tilight Sparkle: But How could she hear the song when they were above ground, and view them with x-ray binoculars. Sound and sight are two different hings and… AAAUGH. [Twilight’s head tilts to one side as smoke drifts out of her horn.] Rarity: Twilight, daring. What did I say about doing that? Both: Stop trying to apply logic to these things. It only hurts worse. > > > > Pinkie Pie: Well, beats a big wall of text. > > Rainbow Dash and Soarin' noticed the music and singing behind them and found it all > relaxing with the sunset and everything. > > "Rainbow", said Soarin', sounding very nervous. > > "Yeah?", asked Rainbow, curious. > > "I sh-should r-r-really tell s-s-s-something", Soarin' stammered, "It's that I-I-I" > > To finish his thought, Rainbow snuck in an unexpected peck on Soarin's lips, resulting > in them both blushing heavily, looking into each others eyes. > >"Let's leave these two alone", Spitfire said to Griffy, "Love is attacking them" Applejack: [Love] Yar! Plunder all you see! > >"Good idea", replied Griffy, and the two flew away to let the two stunt-lovers watch > the beautiful sunset, together. > Rarity: So... Who’s watching Ponyville’s weather while this is going on? Rainbow Dash: Probably Surprise. Rarity: ... We are so bucked. > > The End All: Huzzah! --- Like I said: a quick and dirty MSTing. (Parts need some work. An actual proper MSTing would take a couple of weeks to get it decent, rather than about 24 hours.) - RJ Bachler, Shinji’s Vault of Anime MSTings/Evevrything What is Crap LiveJournal Community Maintainer. “Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years…” |