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| Kokopelli #832028 6 months ago |
| Anonymous #833095 6 months ago |
C'mon, finish that MSTing. |
| Anonymous #833710 6 months ago |
SHOOT ME NOW
I couldn't force myself to read it, just skim it, but "famous pygmy griffin from ponyville" made me toss my lunch. |
| rjbachler #834888 6 months ago |
It took a bit. Real life likes to whip my ass every so often.
--- > Later that day, Griffy was searching in the air for Soarin'. He then accidently bumped > into Spitfire, without her uniform on. Rainbow Dash: Bow-chica-bow-wow. Applejack: [Griffy] Hey, you’re a girl! > > "You're Spitfire!", said Griffy with excitement, "From the Wonderbolts team!" > > "The one and only", replied Spitfire with pride. > > "I'm Griffy, that famous Pygmy Griffin from Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle: [Spitfire] You’re the one that went nuts shaved your head, aren’t you? Pinkie Pie: [Griffy] No, but I’m so famous I’m bi-winning! > Huge fan of your work, by the way", continued Griffy, "By the way, have you seen > your partner, Soarin', anywhere?" Applejack: [Griffy] By the way, I live in a tree. By the way, I’m fifteen times smarter than you. By the way, I’m a much Mmmmffhm. [Rarity stuff a hoof in Applejack’s mouth.] Rarity: Stop that. > > "Funny", replied Spitfire, "I'm trying to run a quote-on-quote arrend for him. And it's > to find his true love" Rarity: Flaky Crust. > > "I think we maybe on the same track to play Cupid here", said Griffy with an intrigued > expression. Rainbow Dash: I don’t want to see Spitfire in a diaper. Rarity: I don’t need to see Griffy in a diaper. Twilight Sparkle: I think we don’t need to see anyone over the age of two in a diaper. > >"You got that right, little dude!", said Spitfire, happily. Pinkie Pie: [Griffy] It will be most excellent, for I am Griffalonius “Griffy” Von Masterton the III! Fluttershy: [Spitfire] And I’m Spitfire, Wonderbolt! Both: And we are Wyld Cupids! *Air guitar* > > > > > > Fluttershy: We sorry for the delay in the fic. Your estimated time of actual plot is whenever you move on to a good story. > >Griffy then rounded up Rainbow Dash and Spitfire rounded up Soarin'. Applejack: Plan? Who needs to discuss a plan? Flail blindly forwards like and idiot! > They both brought the two lovers the underground archives beneath Griffy's Tree in > the park through a secret back door that looked like a basement door behind Griffy's > Tree. Rarity: (sarcastically) This doesn’t reek of Creepyville one bit, nope. Twilight sparkle: Quick, we need to hide this door! Pinkie Pie: I have an idea! Let’s disguise it as a door! Twilight Sparkle: That’s so stupid it just may work! > > "Spitfire, what are you doing?", asked Soarin', puzzled at why his best friend was > pushing down an underground stairway, far beneath a Maple Tree. All: (singing) And she’s pushing a stairway to heaven… > > "You'll see soon enough, pal", replied Spitfire. She then left the archives chamber and > made her way back to the surface, closing the secret, basement-like door behind her. > > Griffy came over with Rainbow Dash, telling her that she would see something > awesome in the archives. Applejack: [Rainbow Dash] Sure, going down into a secret basement lair couldn’t be THAT bad for me. > > "Are you sure it'll be cool enough for me?", asked Rainbow. > > "Well judging by how complete your life is", replied Griffy, with a smile, "You yourself > have estimated that your happiness is only 80% complete" Twilight Sparkle: [Rainbow Dash] I did skip that optional dungeon when I was four. I’ll have to get it again during the + life replay. > >"So I need it to be 20% more?", she asked him. > > "Yep", he replied, "It'll be 20% cooler" > > Griffy then lead Rainbow Dash down the stairs of the secret basement door behind > his Tree and down into the enormous underground chamber of the archives. He > clapped twice and the crystals on the ceilings began to glow brightly like light bulbs. Pinkie Pie: Fuck magic, we got the Clapper! > Griffy then quickly bolted up out of the archives and locked the door. He and Spitfire > began to feel proud of themselves for palying cupid to two stunt-lovers. All: (singing) They screw through the air with the greatest of ease, humping each other on a giant trapeze. > >"How will we be able to see them?", asked Spitfire. > >"Easy", replied Griffy, pulling out a hidden pair of x-ray binoculars he had invented > with Spike a while back. Rainbow Dash: [Griffy] I tested these out on the Library a while back! Works great! Twilight Sparkle: Note to self: Add shielding to the walls of the library. > > The two took turns looking through the binoculars as they focused on the groundm > seeing how things were going in the archives. Fluttershy: Is this how a Tumblr works? Rainbow Dash: No... Well, unless you count Scootaloo’s. > > > > > > Pinkie Pie: Damned loading times. > Down in the underground archives, bothe Soarin' and Rainbow Dash looked around > the place with many objects on display, Rarity: Welcome to the Hall of “Crap Even Roboshi Wouldn’t Fav.” > looking for what would be so important to them. Fluttershy: Food? Rarity: Water Rainbow Dash: Actual content in the story? > That's when the two bumped into each other, locked eyes and blushed. > > "Oh hi, R-Rainbow Dash", muttered Soarin', bashfully. > >"Hey, S-Soarin'", replied Rainbow, feeling a little shy for once. > > "Hhhmmmmm", said Griffy, as he and Spitfire looked through the x-ray binoculars, > seeing what was going on underground, "Looks like they need a little help" Applejack: [Griffy] Where’s that Ecstasy when you need it? > > He then lifted up a small fake rock with a purple button underneath it that said "In > case of romance in the archives". Pinkie Pie: Release the hounds! Twilight Sparkle: That’s in case of war. Pinkie Pie: Oh, that’s right. In that case RELEASE THE KRAKEN! > He then pushed it, and a disco ball appeared out of the archive's ceiling, began to > project blue, red and purple lights and played romantic piano music. Rarity: Griffy’s mood music is crappy disco. > > The two lovers felt a little nervous (not from fear, but from really liking each other). > > I have no idea where that music-playing disco ball came from", said Soarin'. > > "Me neither", mumbled Rainbow Dash, turning her head bashfully around. > > Soarin's left front hoof then touched Rainbow's right front hoof. Once their hooves > touched, they both felt something happening to their bodies, not just their faces > blushing but also a great spark of what felt like fireworks in both their stomachs and > hearts. Pinkie Pie: And just like that, BAM puberty. > These were more than hormonal sparks, they were destiny sparks. Applejack: Or the bad wiring in the archive. > > "Wow", said Spitfire, looking through the x-ray binoculars, "That looks pretty > effective. Which composer made that music?" > > "Colton John", said Griffy with a proud face, "It's his hit song, "Can you embrace the > love tonight. It works every time on a young couple" Fluttershy: Some one never bucked in the back of a ’67 El Camino then. [1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7] --- Little bonus in part three, since it took me a bit to get this up. |