| Marlbrony20 #825626 6 months ago |
When I was in a test tube and the furfags came around. Thee yiffing and the BAWWing would always make me frown. I'd hide under the ovumn, from the sticky paws. But Stormbringer said that wasn't the way to deal with queers at all.
Then what is? He said "Pinkie, you gotta shoot them all, drown them in their tears, you'll see that they can't yiff you just shoot and kill them all. *Blam. Blam. Blam.* (ponies gasping.) So punch out all the furries, Grenade all the dirty, Crackdown on the creepy, shoot em with a 60, Popcorn at the spooky, shoot them with my Uzi. And tell those big dumb yiffing ugly fat furfags that they should stop humping teddy bears and if they try to yiff you shoot their asses and they very sight of them just makes you want to... *Click, Ca-chink, chik.* Blaaaaaaaaaast! *Rapid gunfire* Copypasta for the Emprah. |
| ThePowerofANON #825635 6 months ago |
@Marlbrony20: I'll just quote Billy Mays on this one: "Wow, a yardsale!" |
| ZePassionateOne #825636 6 months ago |
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| Marlbrony20 #825640 6 months ago |
@635
Ell oh ell I dun get it. I guess it's because you need beer. Do you want a beer? |
| mindcannon #825641 6 months ago |
@Marlbrony20
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| ThePowerofANON #825643 6 months ago |
@640: lolnope. Not supposed to make sense. |
| Marlbrony20 #825652 6 months ago |
@641 Oh dear lord it's a picture of Wil Wheaton. What do? |
| mindcannon #825656 6 months ago |
@652
YOU MUST EAT THE CHEESE |
| DeeperMadness #825659 6 months ago |
I see no Marvel superheroes to break up this argument; better post my own.
How am I doing? |
| Marlbrony20 #825661 6 months ago |
Oh fuck yes! This cat food will make this expired yoghurt taste less like cheese! |
| mindcannon #825669 6 months ago |
USING CAT FOOD IS CHEATING |
| Marlbrony20 #825677 6 months ago |
@669 Using A Bently is too. @PowerofANON yer dumb because everything is composed of matter. |
| ThePowerofANON #825696 6 months ago |
@677: lol I'm dumb? Use proper wording and then I'll get mad. |
| Marlbrony20 #825705 6 months ago |
@696 lol yer dumb because I got a new pony and a lap dance, a tree house mansion and a jet ski. Santa didn't bring you nothin cos yer moms an alcoholic and yer dumb because... Yer... Yer dumb. |
| ThePowerofANON #825710 6 months ago |
@705: lol Keep insulting me like that, I'm getting a kick out of it. :D |
| mindcannon #825717 6 months ago |
@Marlbrony20
THAT SONG IS STUPID. AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR QUOTING IT. AND NOW IM STUPID. |
| NightJack #825719 6 months ago |
Wow Marlbrony, I haven't seen such creative insults sense I was in 2nd grade, that was over 20 years ago. |
| Marlbrony20 #825730 6 months ago |
@ all of you. Yer dumb. Because yer dumb. I wub wub wub you all though. Except for the furfags, because Orphan Tears. |
| mindcannon #825748 6 months ago |
@Marlbrony20
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| ThePowerofANON #825750 6 months ago |
@730: Would you like to be directed to the exit door? |
| Anonymous #825752 6 months ago |
Fuck you orphan tears are delicious. |
| Marlbrony20 #825763 6 months ago |
@730 yes pretty plox. Now plz2shutfuck I r Brianing a clever.
... Yer dumb. |
| ThePowerofANON #825777 6 months ago |
@763: Originality FAIL. |
| Anonymous #825779 6 months ago |
The shitstorm is coming...
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| Marlbrony20 #825795 6 months ago |
@777 B... B... B...
BAAAAAAAWWWW!!! Why are you being so meeeeeeeen?! |
| ThePowerofANON #825806 6 months ago |
@795: I'm not being mean, I'm simply laughing at your inability to hurt my feelings. |
| Marlbrony20 #825832 6 months ago |
@806 Yer dumb. Don't take it personally. |
| ThePowerofANON #825844 6 months ago |
@832: Not taking it personally, just laughing at you. *laugh* |
| Marlbrony20 #825861 6 months ago |
@844 Love and Tolerance. But did you feel the bread?
When I was in a test tube and the furfags came around. Thee yiffing and the BAWWing would always make me frown. I'd hide under the ovumn, from the sticky paws. But Stormbringer said that wasn't the way to deal with queers at all. Then what is? He said "Pinkie, you gotta shoot them all, drown them in their tears, you'll see that they can't yiff you just shoot and kill them all. *Blam. Blam. Blam.* (ponies gasping.) So punch out all the furries, Grenade all the dirty, Crackdown on the creepy, shoot em with a 60, Popcorn at the spooky, shoot them with my Uzi. And tell those big dumb yiffing ugly fat furfags that they should stop humping teddy bears and if they try to yiff you shoot their asses and they very sight of them just makes you want to... *Click, Ca-chink, chik.* Blaaaaaaaaaast! *Rapid gunfire* |
| ThePowerofANON #825866 6 months ago |
@861: Yes, I read that whole thing and the whole text was so stupid I couldn't find any words to describe it. You get why I said something completely unrelated now? |
| Marlbrony20 #825887 6 months ago |
@866 nope. Yer eyes are dumb. |
| ThePowerofANON #825903 6 months ago |
@887: Keep saying that, you might just grow a finger nail. |
| Marlbrony20 #826030 6 months ago |
@903 I'm bored, you win. |