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| Marlbrony20 #825450 6 months ago |
Fuck it. I'm doing this until I see a furfag.
When I was in a test tube and the furfags came around. Thee yiffing and the BAWWing would always make me frown. I'd hide under the ovumn, from the sticky paws. But Stormbringer said that wasn't the way to deal with queers at all. Then what is? He said "Pinkie, you gotta shoot them all, drown them in their tears, you'll see that they can't yiff you just shoot and kill them all. *Blam. Blam. Blam.* (ponies gasping.) So punch out all the furries, Grenade all the dirty, Crackdown on the creepy, shoot em with a 60, Popcorn at the spooky, shoot them with my Uzi. And tell those big dumb yiffing ugly fat furfags that they should stop humping teddy bears and if they try to yiff you shoot their asses and they very sight of them just makes you want to... *Click, Ca-chink, chik.* Blaaaaaaaaaast! *Rapid gunfire* |
| NecromanseR_RuS #825454 6 months ago |
oh cmom |
| NecromanseR_RuS #825456 6 months ago |
oh cmon* |
| Harlequin_Jester #825466 6 months ago |
When will you people learn that zombies are erotic! |
| Flutterguy #825523 6 months ago |
Girl:Oh, yes Zombie Charlie, i'm yours
Zombie Charlie: Oh baby, you be making me so stiff... Or is that the rigor mortis...Whatever *Bow chika...* *Cue bad porno* |
| mindcannon #825536 6 months ago |
@450
Zombie=/=Furry |
| Marlbrony20 #825571 6 months ago |
Zombie=dead=fetish=furry. |
| Harlequin_Jester #825573 6 months ago |
ITT: Mindcannon gets trolled. |
| mindcannon #825581 6 months ago |
@571
your a troll arnt you? |
| mindcannon #825584 6 months ago |
@573
Yep looks like it. |
| Marlbrony20 #825598 6 months ago |
Trolling? I am not on this site for pony ass. Fucking weird implied yiff. You must be a cannon, because yer dumb. |
| mindcannon #825606 6 months ago |
@598
Not gonna lie, i found your "You must be a cannon, because yer dumb" comment funny. But if your not on this site for pony ass, you are in the wrong place. |
| Marlbrony20 #825621 6 months ago |
@606 So what is you sayin'? I KNEW IT! You found a prettier coltfriend than me is that it? I ain't beautiful enough for you anymore?! I'm sending Celestia all your porn. |
| Anonymous #825706 6 months ago |
@Marlbrony20:
Your logic is that all fetishes are equal to furrydom. Therefore, anyone who enjoys abasiophilia, acrotomophilia, agalmatophilia, algolagnia, andromimetophilia, anililagnia, apotemnophilia, asphyxiophilia, autagonistophilia, autassassinophilia, autoandrophilia, autoerotic asphixiation, autogynephilia, biastophilia, chremastistophilia, chronophilia, coprophilia, crush fetish, dacryphilia, dendrophilia, emetophilia, erotic asphyxiation, erotophonophilia, exhibitionism, formicophilia, forniphilia, frotteurism, gerontophilia, gynemimetophilia, hebephilia, homeovestism, hybristophilia, infantophilia, kleptophilia, klismaphilia, lactophilia, liquidophilia, macrophilia, mammaphilia, masochism, mechanophilia, menophilia, morphophilia, mucophilia, mysophilia, narratophilia, nasophilia, navel fetishism, necrophilia, olfactophilia, paraphilic infantilism, partialism, pedophilia, pedodeiktophilia, pedovestism, pictophilia, piquerism, podophilia, pygophilia, pyrophilia, raptophilia, sacofricosis, sadism, salirophilia, sexual fetishism, somnophilia, splanchnophilia, sthenolagnia, stigmatophilia, symphorophilia, telephone scatologia, teratophili, transvestic fetishism, transvestophilia, trichophilia, troilism, urolagnia, vampirism, vorarephilia, voyeurism, zoophilia, zoosadism, or ANYTHING else that could possibly be considered attractive to ANYONE, is automatically a furry. Excellent reasoning there. |
| mindcannon #825725 6 months ago |
@Marlbrony20
i am not a homosexual |
| Marlbrony20 #825846 6 months ago |
@706 Now you're getting it, good job. |