
| EmoFheg #816010 6 months ago |
How the fuck is this safe. |
| Acid55 #816013 6 months ago |
ughhhh....... |
| Draconequus #816020 6 months ago |
I can't even tell if she likes it or not. |
| Jackarunda #816031 6 months ago |
Alright, I'm sorry but me gusta.
The only thing that would make it better is if her face wasn't ambiguous. |
| Monkey_Zombie #816032 6 months ago |
wat. |
| Shaky #816035 6 months ago |
Wrong end Megasweet. |
| DaisyHead #816042 6 months ago |
good ol' fashioned apple tucking. |
| Molestia #816086 6 months ago |
Unbeknownst to the public, pony sun goddesses can actually eat with their vaginas. This is so that should it happen that her jaw is too sore from sucking large amounts of stallion cawck to eat food, she can simply stuff shitloads of fruits and vegetables in her vulva, where they are promptly pulled in, pulverized and and processed. The nutrients are absorbed, and the waste is transferred to the colon via MAGIC. It is then excreted normally. Oftentimes some food is too hard for normal contractions to pulverize, and many intense orgasms are necessary. |
| gashunk #816101 6 months ago |
^
That explains a lot. |
| Icehawk #816160 6 months ago |
An apple a day keeps the gynecologist away :) |
| teyman10 #816272 6 months ago |
^hehe |
| teyman10 #816302 6 months ago |
not sure if i can clop to this... |
| Anonymous #816314 6 months ago |
Many, many years ago most of my cousins, my brother, and I were all staying at our grandparent's place for a couple months during the summer. There were some horses and cows on the acreage around the house, and several apple trees. One of my older cousins was bored and was tossing apples that had fallen on the ground at things to splatter them(he played baseball in high scool). Then he pitched one at a horse, intending to hit it in the ass. Instead he hit it's sphincter full-on, and the apple was jammed halfway up it's butt. It started freaking out and bucking, and a second later the apple went flying out followed by some turds. We probably didn't stop laughing for an hour. |
| kassarc16 #816429 6 months ago |
Stupid apple's in the way. |
| Anonymous #816497 6 months ago |
Applejack is unamused. |
| teyman10 #816526 6 months ago |
@#816314
not sure if troll or just really funny story |
| Anonymous #816628 6 months ago |
apple + candy vag = candy apple
That sugary sweet syrup aint what you thought. |
| Anonymous #816636 6 months ago |
@816526 - It happened about 25 years ago. We couldn't believe the apple landed so perfectly. That horse never came anywhere near the fence again, either. My cousin Jason had sort of a sadistic streak. He'd also catch giant bullfrog tadpoles and pitch them at the side of the barn. |
| DPV111 #824982 6 months ago |
This is weird. Pinkie's was best. |
| mycoid #828152 6 months ago |
this is strangely relevant to my interests...me gusta! |