
| DashApples #805299 6 months ago |
I'll stuff them up with candy. |
| Anonymous #805307 6 months ago |
Yer majesty, keep into account that you're Molestia. You ALWAYS get your stocking stuffed.
Although, honestly, I've heard better nicknames for somepony's rear end... |
| Anonymous #805309 6 months ago |
Molestia must receive so much coal. |
| Celestias_Servant #805316 6 months ago |
^Indeed. So much coal that every Minecraft player would get jealous. |
| Gregorius #805319 6 months ago |
I would stuff so much coal down Celestia's chimney that it would come out as diamonds from the other end. |
| DashApples #805333 6 months ago |
^ you mean mean person |
| Molestia #805339 6 months ago |
*fills stocking with fruit salad*
...that oughta do it :) |
| FireEel #805346 6 months ago |
Seriously how the fuck does JJ do it, how does he give Molestia such a fine-looking plot? |
| Jackarunda #805351 6 months ago |
*eagerly eats all the fruit salad out of Molestia's stocking in nothing flat* |
| Anonymous #805383 6 months ago |
Now we know, how they get all that coal for Equestrian Railroads United! |
| PluckyNinja #805409 6 months ago |
And by stocking, she obviously means "candyvag." |
| Sn1perandr3w #805411 6 months ago |
il give her a good ol stocking stuffer |
| Anonymous #805471 6 months ago |
>>7123 |
| zralf #805718 6 months ago |
this is going into my "nsfw pony" folder, just so you know. |
| Anonymous #805725 6 months ago |
Would it be possible to fuck her sideways, I mean standing upright while she lays on her side? |
| Mikomi #806349 6 months ago |
^ if your really really short, i mean shes a pony, not a giant horse... also if princess molestia happened to be real... which she isn't, not in the show anyway |
| Gundlach #807488 6 months ago |
"Princess! I have that item you requested! The MAS-X!"
(Male Alicorn Simulator X-model) "And because I'm extra nice...I got you batteries!" |
| kassarc16 #807832 6 months ago |
Was there any doubt? |
| bboifatz #832579 6 months ago |
Deep down, we all know we'd tap that if there was no chance of anyone finding out. |
| mahtaitor #1184389 3 months ago |
damn..... |
| DracoHandsome #1315799 2 months ago |
@#805346 he doesn't, just you desperate lonely fucks go nuts over any ass you can find |