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| HeinousActsZX #799439 7 months ago |
Ooohhhh... |
| Gittonsxv #799441 7 months ago |
she is sitting....and like he would ever be able to get with a girl......willingly..... |
| Anonymous #799449 7 months ago |
what do you get when a guy talks about getting laid?
he haves a small dick |
| Doctor_Whooves #799457 7 months ago |
He likes to fuck girls in uncomfortable places. |
| Anonymous #799466 7 months ago |
I sense a troll in the force. |
| Anoymous #799467 7 months ago |
Poor Surprise. |
| marioandsonic #799477 7 months ago |
It took me a second to get it, lol |
| Anonymous #799479 7 months ago |
What, like the back of a Volkswagen? |
| Anonymous #799484 7 months ago |
Gives the name "Surprise" a whole new meaning!
LOL |
| drpepperfan1 #799501 7 months ago |
Blueblood is such a pimp.
I think i'm in love. |
| PVRyohei #799513 7 months ago |
Bronies say that he sucks because he's a jerk, but here he acts like a jerk, but in a cool way, which makes him cool, in an ironic way. |
| KlinKitty #799527 7 months ago |
Surprise buttsecks! |
| Ravensbrook #799535 7 months ago |
nah, I can't see surprise "getting it on" with Blueblood, besides the closest thing to a mare that he'd would be able to get is the blow-up pony under his mattress (cause ya know damn well Molestia ain't gonna touch him) |
| Anonymous #799552 7 months ago |
Raven is mad, but truth is Blueblood is hot and rich, he is a jerk and yet will fuck all the mares in the world because he can while bronies will stay virgins |
| Anonymous #799564 7 months ago |
The sad truth is that most bronies are sad, neckbearded virgins who will die foreveralone... Surrounded by plastic pastel ponies.
/horribletroll In all seriousness though, this portrayal of Blueblood is hilarious but inaccurate. If Rarity -an arguably stunning unicorn who was head-over-hooves for him, and for every reason that he seems to have going for him- won't sleep with him, who will? |
| Anonymous #799582 7 months ago |
Why is a stallion having sex with girls and not fillies? |
| Anonymous #799654 7 months ago |
Because Rarity has standards. Personal experience shows that 99% of the time girls don't and they will fuck the first rich asshole that shows up. |
| d715 #799693 7 months ago |
The truth is Blueblood passed out before anything happen and Sumprise is just faking it |
| drpepperfan1 #799857 7 months ago |
Holy shit Ponibooru comments.
You never let me down. And by never I mean Always. |
| DPV111 #800340 7 months ago |
It's a joke.
And Surprise is like Pinkie combined with Rainbow Dash. If she wasn't willing Blueblood would be DEAD. And bronies don't get upset because they are jealous. They get upset because they are emotionally invested in the characters. And hai depepperfan. Haven't seen you in a while. I don't go on KYM anymore really. |
| Doctor_Whooves #800885 7 months ago |
Surprise, give Capt. Pike back his wheelchair. |
| Anonymous #801201 7 months ago |
Most likely he does have sex with lots of fillies with no self-respect like Fluttershy. |
| Anonymous #803011 7 months ago |
^^^^^^ Anon #8012101 You are a braver man than I for posting that comment |
| mdalsted #804673 7 months ago |
^^ Oh, for crying out loud, not another troll. -_-' (heavy sigh) |
| Anonymous #805240 6 months ago |
Hey I didn't say I (Anon#801201) agree with Anon#801201 and in fact I find the idea he suggested to be disgusting and most untrue I just noted he showed bravery in stating such a controversial opinion. |
| Anonymous #805241 6 months ago |
Hey I didn't say I (Anon#803011) agree with Anon#801201 and in fact I find the idea he suggested to be disgusting and most untrue I just noted he showed bravery in stating such a controversial opinion. |
| Anonymous #805243 6 months ago |
^ (screwed up first post) sorry everyone for the double post. |
| Thaluka #811335 6 months ago |
Surprise + Buttsex
I see what u did there. |