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| Anonymous #794943 7 months ago |
Ask yourself this question: Would you? |
| Anonymous #794951 7 months ago |
No, but I'd tell the OP to go ahead, and I imagine the first 20 replies were "do it faggot" if 4chan has any of its essence left.
Humans will never go to Equestria. That's why it's a paradise. And the moment any human makes it into the show is the moment it jumps the shark and stops being any kind of representation of an alternate universe. |
| MaroonBunyip #794952 7 months ago |
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| ThePowerofANON #794954 7 months ago |
O_O
HELL NO |
| Imdumb #794961 7 months ago |
Um, wow. That is really extreme. I hope nobody kills themselves over this show. I really hope this person finds some help in their life.. |
| Shader #794963 7 months ago |
Better question is: Are you really that pathetic to kill yourself over a make belief cartoon? Are you that delusional that this makes sense?
If so... well have fun. (Might improve the gene pool) |
| MaroonBunyip #794966 7 months ago |
It should also be mentioned that this is a troll attempt. I thought it would be obvious but.. well, your coments are very convincing.
The person who wrote this on 4chan probably uploaded this themselves too. |
| Anonymous #794980 7 months ago |
Honestly, if someone is stupid enough to believe this would actually work, then they deserve whatever they get. They won't be missed. |
| AppleDash #795015 7 months ago |
Thank god it was Twilight saying it. If it was Fluttershy I would have no choice but to try it.
Joking aside, no, I wouldn't do this. |
| YouCloppinToFoalsBro #795024 7 months ago |
If things were worse and the evidence better, maybe.
But I'm doing alright and I try not to listen to dreams. |
| Bardic_Knowledge #795039 7 months ago |
Dreams are dreams, much as we wish otherwise sometimes. All that needs to asked is "Who will I affect by doing this? What would I be leaving behind, especially if this doesn't work?"
Well, that or "What the hell was I drinking last night?" |
| Anonymous #795042 7 months ago |
This post reminds me of the Avatar fanbase. threating to kill themselves on the offchance that they will be reborn as a Navi on pandora. |
| Anonymous #795061 7 months ago |
SpikeSpiegel here with a message: you wanna commit suicide? Go ahead. Before you do, though: assure that you are not inconveniencing anyone on your way out. Nothing says rude like a splattered torso on a train. Go out easy; throw yourself to the sharks for a little bit of conservation, or even a tiger or leopard just to make sure you don't go to waste.
You wanna kill yourself? Your choice. I'm not here to babysit you. Just don't leave a mess. |
| Anonymous #795080 7 months ago |
Here's the thing, you can already visit via lucid dreaming, why chance it with suicide? |
| Anonymous #795086 7 months ago |
061: On the other hand, livestreaming is a modern and fun option. Make sure you've got plenty of viewers before you off yourself. |
| Anonymous #795104 7 months ago |
You guys know OP is almost certainly bullshitting, right? |
| IpersonallylikedCupcakes #795106 7 months ago |
If there was a 100% guarantee that I would go to Equestria when I died, I still wouldn't kill myself over it. To actually go as far as considering to end your own life over a cartoon ... Get help.
But if you're gonna kill yourself, do it over depression. At least then people will feel sorry for you and not think you're pathetic. |
| Makaan #795116 7 months ago |
Do a flip! |
| Anonymous #795325 7 months ago |
Go to Equestria / get rid of you miserable / one less autist in the fanbase
win/win/ win situation, people! |
| Anonymous #795331 7 months ago |
*get rid of you miserable life*
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| Anonymous #795341 7 months ago |
So much love around here.
How about a hug? |
| Isshiki_Kotonashi #795358 7 months ago |
If there's anyone that would care at all about your passing, don't do it.
I also call troll post |
| Draconequus #795379 7 months ago |
Been waiting a long time to use this. |
| HotFuzz #795385 7 months ago |
Remember Inception? When Cobb's wife decided to kill herself because she fell in love with the world they created? And remember when the endind never made it clear, whatever the whole thing was a dream or not?
Also, I'll leave this link, just in case (don't worry, it's safe for work): http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #795410 7 months ago |
Too much like "A Stop at Willoughby" here. Pushed by the stress of real life, he begins dreaming of a utopian city, Willoughby. In the end of that Twilight Zone episode, the guy jumps off the train, crying out "Willoughby!." |
| Restforthewicked #795498 7 months ago |
If you really believe that an Equestria that convinces you to kill yourself is one you want to live in...
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| Anonymous #795546 7 months ago |
Suicide is the number 2 cause of deaths for males from the ages of 14-34 so outside of traffic accidents, if a brony dies, it was most likely suicide |
| PonyPon #795563 7 months ago |
God ive thought of a similar premise for over half a year, but i want to off myself for reasons COMPLETELY unrelated to ponies.....
Reincarnation in equestria would be one hell of a trade-off though, |
| PonyPon #795623 7 months ago |
And i don' t even have to be a pony, i would settle for a griffin, a dragon, a tree, a stone, hell, i could be the slowest minnow that fluttershy feeds to a fearsome eagle and i would call it a better existence |
| Lockstep #795929 7 months ago |
It's a TV show. It's built on a nice premise, but it isn't real. I know it can be easy to forget sometimes, but damn. |
| Step-chan #797351 7 months ago |
Hell no! I wouldn't! |
| Dysons_Fear #797439 7 months ago |
I go back to Twilight and ask her how to build a portal instead. Keep that in my basement. Spend my weekends there. |
| TheLoneLampman #798038 7 months ago |
Best gene-pool is the one that self-cleans. |
| FishFlavoredFrenchFries #811887 6 months ago |
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT |
| TheGlueFactory #822507 6 months ago |
I believe ICP put it best; don't kill yourself because you'll inconvenience the people around you. Like who? I don't know...maybe the guy who has to clean your brains off the wall for starters. If your going to kill yourself take pills, jump out of a window, do what you have to, but don't go out of your way just to make things hard for others.
Oh yeah...and the above pic is a troll |
| Anonymous #851738 6 months ago |
"don't kill yourself because you'll inconvenience the people around you ... jump out of a window"
Wat. Unless you mean out of an airplane window as it passes the ocean, that's going to inconvenience a whole lot more people than shooting yourself in your room. Not to mention the danger you pose to others literally. That 150 pound object falling from the sky at 50mph? Nah, not lethal. |