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| Detective_Chmilewsky #794794 7 months ago |
I love it more than I should. |
| Dionysus #794850 7 months ago |
Me too, we're such a horrible species at times, but this was a really funny read xD
And that's why I love the "Humans through Alien eyes" trope xD |
| Anonymous #794854 7 months ago |
I lol'd so hard. Someone needs to do a HiE story like this. |
| Anonymous #794871 7 months ago |
>Tell me more about the females of your species.
>Well for a long time women weren't really seen as people. they got married off to old guys at the age of 12 and it wasn't uncommon for women to be beaten for no reason. they couldn't own property and basically had no freedom. if they tried to escape their situation they'd get stoned to death. >That's terrible! >Oh, and did I mention rape? |
| Anonymous #794956 7 months ago |
M.O.A.R. SQUAD, ADVANCE |
| Makaan #795125 7 months ago |
>We also made medicine so that we live twice as long as our ancestors, mass industrial agriculture to produce enough food, technology to expand our horizons. Stick that in your friendship report, Twilight. |
| reproba #795132 7 months ago |
but that's not quite as funny. |
| Anonymous #795182 7 months ago |
>The black plague killed 3/4 of Europe's population and they won't on to pretty much conquer the world
This anon forgot to mention that this happenned simultaneously with every European nation waging full scale war with each other. |
| Anonymous #795198 7 months ago |
>#794871
Good times, good times... |
| Anonymous #795201 7 months ago |
^#795125
ROFL'd! Have a cookie dear sir.  |
| Anonymous #795202 7 months ago |
>#795132
Indeed. Compare the tickets cut for movies about killing people vs movies for healing people. |
| Anonymous #797178 7 months ago |
>#795202
To be fair, movies for healing people tend to win Oscars, even if it's just a prize from a glorified retirement home book club, really. |
| Dysons_Fear #797454 7 months ago |
"but c'mon free castles" is the best line ever |
| Anonymous #797963 7 months ago |
How the fuck are we alive? |
| valdemas #798187 7 months ago |
>#797963
Cause we breed like mother fukken bunnies. |
| Anonymous #838338 6 months ago |
>#797963
Because we are God's chosen. Like space jews but a without the hooked nose. |
| Sjogre #928103 5 months ago |
>#797963
Because we've killed everyone and everything that's tried to kill us. C'mon dolphins. Make a god damn move. Same with you, chimps. We got our eye on you. Think we'll hesitate? Remember what happened to fucking smallpox. |